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Get to know Sandy

What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?

Don't get me wrong, I love horror films. I can deal with blood and gory scenes. Yet I still must say, the worst film that comes to mind would be The Hills Have Eyes. While my friends seemed to have been scared half to death, I was either cracking up at the deformed creatures or shocked after seeing them rape an underage girl. If I were into that kind of thing, I'm sure I could find something like it on Google from the comfort of my own bed. There is no need to pay $9.50 and drive all the way to the theater. Stupid movie.

Can a girl look hot in glasses?

Damn right she can. Is this a real question? Get that sexy librarian look going. Pencil skirt, button down shirt or tight sweater that shows a little cleavage, throw on some thigh highs and heels. Oh, by the way, while glasses make hot girls hotter, I've also witnessed a few cases where they make ugly girls uglier. Just sayin.

What's something you do if you really like a guy?

If I really like a guy, I take care of him. I cook high class meals, bake insane desserts, pick up after him, cater to him when he's sick (or sunburned), etc. I'd make a damn good housewife. Sandy-Homemaker, if you know what I'm sayin.

Worst/best Truth or Dare?

Best dare? I'd have to say anything that involves good looking people and nudity. As for the worst dare, I say "HELL NO" to cups filled with a mix of unknown (you probably don't want to know) substances that your friends are daring you to consume (I'm not talking alcohol here, either). That can never be good.

Current ringtone:

I gave up on ringtones. The ones that come with cell phones are annoying and I always forget to silence them anyway so they end up getting me in trouble in class. You know what my solution is? Vibrate. Feels real nice in my pocket. I'm not going to lie, I like when people call me, haha.

You know that noise Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor makes on Home Improvement? Try and type it.

Well, from years of viewing experience, I can tell you that he makes several noises. These noises include "ARGH ARGH ARGH" (in a deep, manly tone), "HO HO HO" and "HUUUUHH?" to name a few. I've come to the conclusion that his grunts usually kind of sound like either a dying dog, a sickly Santa Claus, or a monkey on steroids.

When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!

Birth control? How do you even know whether I am sexually active or not? You really shouldn't make assumptions, they're nothing but trouble.

What is the worst song in the world and why?

I close my ears when I hear "She's Fine" (Halle Berry) by Hurricane Chris, and I highly recommend you do the same. "Hallee Berrryyyyyy, Halle Berry!" Halle Berry is beautiful and an amazing actress but we do not need a song about her. Especially not from that d bag. "She da ship an I'm da captain... booty bigga den da pacific ocean." -- need I say more?

Have you ever hooked up with someone directly because of Facebook? Explain.

That's a negative ghostrider. Although, I don't see any shame in hooking up with someone via the world wide web. Whatever gets you goin'.

What was your shortest relationship and why did you break up?

It lasted an entire week in high school. I broke it off after almost having my face devoured (he bites!) eeek! Is there a blacklist online for guys who do this? He needs to be added to that database ASAP before he traumatizes another poor girl.