Lauren from Boxboro, MA

School: UMass Lowell Year: Junior Major: Computer Science

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Mac or PC?
PC. Come on, I'm a comp sci major!
What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?
Anything Neon for the most part. Neon/electric blue is pretty sweet. I guess I can't say anything about pink. What a silly question by the way.
Geekiest thing about you:
Programming languages I am fluent in: JAVA, Visual Basic, Python, HTML (doesn't count because it's too easy). I play a lvl 80 elemental shaman in World of Warcraft. In a pretty extreme guild, still working on Yogg-Saron though. Well-geared through and through. I learned to type my name before I learned to write it. I love Battlestar Galactica. I was on the Geek Squad at Best Buy. Geeky enough?
Define all the bases.
This is tricky. I don't think I have heard anyone refer to "bases" since Jr. High. Let's see if I can remember. 1st. When you contemplate sexual acts with someone, that's first base. 2nd. Any nudity + kissing. Or just seeing naked people right? 3rd. Any mouth to naughty bits interaction. Especially toe-sucking. 4th. Buttsecks. I didn't miss anything right?
Ideal drunk food:
Doritos! Good old Nacho Cheese style, none of that cool ranch crap. Also, ruffled chips with french onion dip...I was disgusted when I first had it but after awhile it grew on me and now I have to limit myself because I will eat way too much.
When was the last time you spit?
I smoke cigs when I drink, and I turn into an angry old man when I drink, so it was last weekend, while drunk. I have a bad habit of spitting when I smoke butts, how un-cute of me.
Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?
I was a girl scout for awhile, and I can pee standing up, but I can't really hunt my own food or pitch a tent, but if I had water I might make it out alive with some permanent trauma and 20 lbs lighter.
How many years were there between your first kiss and your first time?
Oh gosh I'm not sure there was even a year. I am pretty impulsive and was with an older guy, so maybe a few months. Everything "sounds like a good idea" to me, my ADHD runs wild as well. NO REGRETS!
What's the most original thing a guy can do on a date?
Actually "going on a date" these days is pretty original. Not trying to hook up with me on the first night would be a first as well. Maybe if he brought me flowers. That'd be pretty incredible.
Do you ever just look at yourself naked in the mirror?
Yea. All the time. Usually after I shower. Sometimes I even dance, and I'm usually fascinated by my butt, since my boobies are so small. My butt makes up for it though, really. I prefer looking at other girls naked though, girls are so soft and pretty, and I love boobies so much since I have none. I hope the other girls don't notice.