Cute College Girls

Get to know Lauren

Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?

Both! It pisses me off when people don't vote for President. And I'm pretty sure I voted for Letoya London back in the day. Has she done anything since that one Lifetime movie?

Where is the worst place to have a zit?

All zits suck, but I'd say tip of the nose. Makes you look like Pinocchio.

Do you have any tattoos? If not, what would you get?

I'm not a huge fan of tattoos. If I were to get one I'd get something on my hip. That way I could hide it when I'm old and trying to convince my kids I never had a wild stage.

Which celebrity do you think you look like?

Not sure if this counts as a celebrity but people keep telling me I look like Corrie from the last season of the bachelor. However people also mistake me for Pam Anderson ALL the time.

How many years were there between your first kiss and your first time?

My first kiss wasn't until I was 15 and it was during a game of truth or dare. Junior High was an awkward, awkward stage for me.

What would it take for you to shave your head right now? Answer in something other than money.

Lots and lots of shoes. And a nice wig.

What dinosaur, fictional or real, was the best? Would make the best pet? Would be the tastiest?

T-Rex was def. the badass of the dinos. Triceratops would be the best pet because you could sit on the horns and ride it. I feel like raptors are the closest decedents of chicken. Thus I'm going to assume they taste like chicken.

Who would you rather hook up with Kermit or Elmo?

Kermit for sure. Elmo likes to be tickled by little boys. Creepy.

Drawing from your personal experience, state why you think all girls suck except for you.

Girls get mad about the stupidest things and can be so clingy. It's actually difficult to make me angry, and I've had boyfriends complain because I didn't call or text them enough.

Would you rather have sex once a day for the rest of your life or once a week for the rest of your life?

Once a day. According to most doctors frequent sex is positively correlated with overall health. :)