Lauren from Notre Dame, IN

School: University of Notre Dame Year: Junior Major: Science Business

Get to know Lauren
  • How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?

    3 on a good day... haha. I lack upper body strength, but I have other redeeming qualities! And let's face it, female body builders are fug.

  • What is your favorite jerky and why?

    Teryaki! Sweet, spicy, and hot... just like ME

  • If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?

    I'd have to go with ladybug because I feel that of all insects, they are undoubtedly the cutest. Plus, they are in their own special category... above boybugs :)

  • Worst job you've ever had:

    Filing in an ice cold cube at my dad's office as a 15-year-old. Goosebumps galore. Eww.

  • When was the last time you spit?

    Well usually I swallow... But I brushed my teeth this morning? Haha

  • When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!

    Well if the alternative was having 69 grandchildren, I think they'd actually be quite happy about it.

  • Girl's worst fear:

    Taylor Swift steals her man. He belongs with me, you fearless bitch.

  • What's worse, an annoying laugh or a really loud snore?

    Well considering the fact that I'm both hilarious AND easy to make fun of, definitely the annoying laugh.

  • How many pounds is "fat" to a girl?

    (Boyfriend's weight + 7 lbs) * 1.1782618 - weight of your dog = FAT

  • How many days can I go without showering before you consider me undateable?

    Assuming you wear yummy cologne and fresh boxers daily, I could handle maybe 4 days... but this is NOT becoming a regular thing. Gross!