How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?
3 on a good day... haha. I lack upper body strength, but I have other redeeming qualities! And let's face it, female body builders are fug.
What is your favorite jerky and why?
Teryaki! Sweet, spicy, and hot... just like ME
If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?
I'd have to go with ladybug because I feel that of all insects, they are undoubtedly the cutest. Plus, they are in their own special category... above boybugs :)
Worst job you've ever had:
Filing in an ice cold cube at my dad's office as a 15-year-old. Goosebumps galore. Eww.
When was the last time you spit?
Well usually I swallow... But I brushed my teeth this morning? Haha
When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!
Well if the alternative was having 69 grandchildren, I think they'd actually be quite happy about it.
Girl's worst fear:
Taylor Swift steals her man. He belongs with me, you fearless bitch.
What's worse, an annoying laugh or a really loud snore?
Well considering the fact that I'm both hilarious AND easy to make fun of, definitely the annoying laugh.
How many pounds is "fat" to a girl?
(Boyfriend's weight + 7 lbs) * 1.1782618 - weight of your dog = FAT
How many days can I go without showering before you consider me undateable?
Assuming you wear yummy cologne and fresh boxers daily, I could handle maybe 4 days... but this is NOT becoming a regular thing. Gross!
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