Tell us an original joke.
What's the difference between a dead guido and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. Alright, it's just a spin on a dead baby joke, but secretly you love it!
Describe your perfect date.
A perfect date is only as perfect as the person you're with.That being said, I think a perfect date would start out at a cool restaurant and then after a delicious meal head to a show to see a great local band. Or the date would involve James Franco and a hotel room in some way.
If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?
Yeah I told you that wasn't just a cold.
When was the last time you spit?
When I was asked this question, so you better watch out!
What is the worst song in the world and why?
Peaches "F*ck the Pain Away." A close second would be Cher "Believe," everyone hates it, but you know when it's on the radio you ain't changing that station. "I can feel something inside me say..."
Be honest: do you exercise?
Yeah I do hit the gym from time to time. I like to listen to the grunts from guys who are trying to impress me with their muscles and lack of height.
What famous person do you hear yourself compared to most?
Lori Loughlin, Jesse's wife from full house. John Stamos is pretty rad though, so I'm not going to complain.
Besides model or actress, what's one career you wish you could pursue?
I wish I did voice over work for video games. "That prostitute you robbed in Grand Theft Auto, yeah that was me!"
Which Rocky opponent would you fight if you had to fight one?
I'm a lover not a fighter, but if I had a death wish I'm definitely going out with Laurence Tureaud. Then my novelty gravestone would say, "I pity the fool who didn't have a death match against Mr. T"
If you could create your own mythical animal, what would you make, and what would you name it?
A Pomeranian looking animal that can speak (English, preferably) and can fly. I have a Pomeranian and I love her, but how awesome would it be if I could have conversations with her? Plus I wouldn't have to pay for her to travel with me. I would name this species Prettyeffingawesome Dog and only I could own one.
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