Ashton from Boulder, CO
School: University of Colorado at Boulder Year: Junior Major: English
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What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?
I don't know. I block awkward sexual experiences out of my head and pretend I'm invincible and that nothing awkward ever befalls me. Also, for the sake of this being public, I'm celibate. Hi Mom!
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Describe your ideal Sunday morning.
No traffic on I-70 up to Eagle County and untracked, thigh-high backcountry all day. Snowboarding. I'm talking about snowboarding.
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Where is the worst place to have a zit?
Any place that hurts. A zit sucks, but it sucks worse if it hurts and constantly reminds you of how horrendous it's making you look.
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Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.
Tickle my pink. Duh?
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Was there ever a nerdy/geeky/smart kid in high school you thought was kind of cute but never told him?
Yea, probably. I've always been attracted to the nerdy/geeky/smart kids. If I can't hold a conversation with you about the complexities of Jungian psychoanalytic theory embedded in Hesse's Demian, then what the Hell am I supposed to do with you?
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What is the one thing you wish you could do better than anyone?
I wish I was a brilliant theoretical physicist. Like Stephen-Hawking-explaining-wormholes-in-a-language-where-letters-only-serve-as-variables brilliant. Unfortunately, my brain isn't too good with teh mathz. English Writing major ftw.
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What's your favorite noise? Also, try and spell it.
White noise, whether created by a white noise generator or a fan. Sounds something like: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj. Those are J's. Also, the wobble in Dubstep. Wompity womp.
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When was the last time you sat on Santa's lap?
I don't even know how to answer this without sexual allusion.
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Is there an age you don't want to reach? How old is too old?
Absolutely not. I can't wait to be the old woman with long, silver hair who lives in the mountains with 13 cats and listens to Joni Mitchell while gardening. I don't buy into the old-isn't-beautiful campaign; bring it on, Life.
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First CD ever bought?
The first CD I ever bought with my own money was Spice Girl's "Spice." Apparently even as an 8 year old, I really really really wanted to zigazig ha. I think Freud would concur.
