Soil that's been rained on freshly.

Ha! This question is really not for me. I'm vehemently against marriage in any capacity except maybe with the exception of a common law marriage. The only way I'd do something like a wedding would be to make fun of the whole ordeal everyone makes out of it in the first place.

I can't say that I have...if I'm calling the boy my boyfriend, which I rarely do, then my eye won't be wandering elsewhere.

I have a tattoo of a lock on my upper ribs on my left side. I really really like it and it's true that once you get a tattoo you start to want more. My view on tattoos is that as long as you can look at yourself naked and love it every time, you've got yourself a good one.

...What a bizarre question. I don't have trichotillomania or anything and the thought of this question induces a little vomit so I guess the short answer is nope.

No, but I think it's hilarious when people meet over the internet and then take everything on it, like their profile picture and relationship status way too seriously. In fact, Facebook probably destroys more chances of hook ups then anything else because of how obsessively some people stalk and nitpick on there.

Well I have been known to throw my lady friends into the mix by the end of the night. They like to reminisce about the point when I start to grope them and demand "under the bra..under the bra!"

I've had some pretty ridiculous nights in some very shady areas with some even more questionable characters but I'll just say one particular night escapade included: nudity, scaling walls (also naked), large amounts of whiskey, a knife and the cops. And I survived! I'll just leave it at that.

Maybe they're shoving too many pieces in their mouth to pronounce it properly.

Definitely Jeff Goldblum without a doubt. The dinos were clearly into him in Jurassic Park after all.