Cute College Girls

Get to know Jessica

How much money is in your savings account?

Hmmm, I think 86 cents. Carrie from Sex and the City put it best, "I like to keep my money where I can see it, in my closet."

What Disney character would you be and why?

Jasmine fo sho and here are just a few reasons..."I am not a prize to be won!" I tend to like cute boys with no money, aaaaaaand I would love to fly high on that magic carpet and see a "whole new world." Just to name a few.

How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting?

Well if my body doesn't go into shock from all the grease rushing through my veins... I bet I could down at least 30 now maybe 20 on an average day. I would definitely need a large diet soda and some hot sauce though.

Define all the bases.

Batting: Kissing, making out, dancing, drunk flirting. 1st Base: Clothes on dry humping, heavy petting,more making out, dirty dancing. 2nd Base: Clothes mostly off/Somewhat on, humping without penetration, anything up to, but not oral. 3rd Base: Naked/Basically naked, oral, just the tip. Home: Bumpin' uglies, babymaking, bow chicka whow whow Home run: Anal, threesomes, orgies, hitting for the other team

What's your favorite noise? Also, try and spell it.

I always love a sick beat... (while fist pumping) unst, unst, unst, unst!

You're hot. That's a given. But can you do math? What's the quadratic formula?

Before I Google it: I think I'm pretty good at math but now I'm not so sure. Ummm... I know there's an x²+x = ... shit it's summer I'm not even gonna try to remember anymore. After I Googled it: damn. I was kinda close. Don't judge me.

Be honest: do you exercise?

Honestly? Of course. Let's just say 3 out of my four jobs involves some sort of exercise on top of my daily run with my roomie. I need to be active to balance out my alcohol and sugar intake.

What do you think is Abraham Lincoln's sexiest quality?

It's a tie between his tall, skinny, sexy physique, or his sexy man beard. My future husband should have at least one of these features... preferably the beard.

If no one would ever find out, who is someone embarrassing you would like to make out with?

John Stamos as Uncle Jesse. I loved him.

Rollercoasters or waterslides?

Water slides! Because the ride is always better when wet.... Ok I can't say that with a straight face but seriously, I prefer water slides.