Jackie from Annandale, NY

School: Bard College Year: Junior Major: Literature

Get to know Jackie
  • What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?

    This is one that definitely does not work: Him: "Do you know any new dance moves?" Me: "No... I don't think so. Do you?" Him: "Yes I do. But I can't show you here. Call me." *he walks away and looks back at me seductively with his hand making the shape of a phone against his ear* I don't think that pick-up lines really work in general. Getting to know someone naturally is far better.

  • What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?

    Yellow teeth all the way. Natural body odors are not always bad, but yellow teeth are just never appealing.

  • How much money is in your savings account?

    I am not sure exactly. You gotta save everything you make tho because it adds up fast but diminishes much more easily.

  • Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?

    Snuggling! It is the best thing there is. I'm always scheming to get my boyfriend to snuggle with me.

  • Which of your boobs do you like better?

    To quote Epictetus, my response is this, "It takes more than just a good looking body. You've got to have the heart and soul to go with it."

  • Did you ever go to a summer camp and hook-up?

    I did go to summer camp one summer because I was sure that I'd meet my twin there. Unfortunately, it didn't turn out the way it does in the Parent Trap and I ended up leaving early because I was homesick. Nothing very exciting happened but I did help one girl put suntan lotion in a fellow campers shampoo bottle. I know, devious.

  • Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?

    Fortunately, I still have that experience to look forward to!

  • What's the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you?

    I knew this very awkward but well-meaning boy who wasn't originally from America and I think that his unfamiliarity with American customs combined with the fact that he was a math major (just kidding!) made him completely oblivious to body language or social cues. For a while, every time I saw him he would corner me, say an awkward pick up line and then try to hug or kiss me while I was thinking of a way to escape. Those interactions were always pretty uncomfortable. More on his favorite pick up line below!

  • Who was your first celebrity crush?

    Christopher Reeve. I still am obsessed.

  • Why does Nickelback suck so hard?

    Hmm. That is a great question. I'm not sure what it is exactly; I think it has something to do with the forced gravelly-ness of the vocals combined with sappy lyrics. Their style is hard to pin down. Are they trying to be emo? Rock and Roll? Pop? Also the hooks are so simple and just lodge themselves in your mind until they drive you insane!