Cute College Girls

Get to know Schylar

What Disney character would you be and why?

It would be awesome to be Alice; her life's a trip!! It would be awesome to be a mermaid like Ariel as well, but if I was Alice I probably wouldn't be shark bait.

What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?

I was voted most humorous at my high school my Senior year; I don't have to explain that. My Senior quote was really dumb; it was incomprehensible to those who have never gotten drunk with me.

Which canceled TV show would you bring back if you had the power?

Full House! My and my roommate watch that show constantly! "You got it, dude". Saved by the Bell was awesome too, and don't forget Family Matters!

What's the most awkward thing you've ever said to a professor?

EEK! I try not to talk to my professors because I have a bad mouth and the wrong things slip out constantly. My other 200 classmates are waiting for someone like me to do something ridiculous; I won't feed their curiosity!

Describe the first time you ever made out with someone.

It was at a middle school prep rally; I wasn't ready for that slobberfest. Awh, it was awful and awkward; tongues going where they shouldn't, saliva everywhere, disgusting. I was hoping it wasn't always like that!

What's your favorite Eleanor Roosevelt quotation?

Well now that I looked one up, I would say this one: "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." Sounds pretty explanatory of life.

If you had to burn bras, books, or witches, which would you burn and why?

I have nothing against bras, and I don't want bad luck with witches, so probably books, specifically those stupid Twilight ones.

Describe your ideal worst date.

A guy picking me up with his pants at his ankles, in a rusted-up stationwagon. If he's shy, it's not going to work; I need an extrovert! I better not be taken out for fast food, either! I can do that on my own! Oh and, lastly, don't call or text other girls in front of me, I'm not looking for that and no, you cannot come inside.

Why does Nickelback suck so hard?

Oh my gosh, if I knew I would tell you. I will say, I refuse to befriend anyone who thinks otherwise. It makes my ears bleed and knocks down IQs a few points.

Are your friends mostly guys or mostly girls?

Mostly guys, because I like sports, video games and beer. So I'm usually that one girl who hanging out with a group of guys. I have no discretion, though; if you know a girl who can converse about the major free agents in the NBA this year, or wants to play some 360 all day, tell her she can come to my place!