Liz from Boulder, CO
School: University of Colorado, Boulder Year: Junior Major: English
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If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?
Nevah! The only way you would ever get me to eat human meat is to feed it to me unawares, like in Mrs. Lovett's meat pies.
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What is the earliest time of day you're ever started drinking and why?
Well, I used to have these soccer tournaments, see, and it was always best to hydrate yourself with water as soon as you woke up. :P
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When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!
Jumping to conclusions, are we?! I'll have you know I'm not on the pill, sir. Ya know, when you assume things you only make an "ass" out of "u" and "me." (Sorry, I just had to do it!)
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What's the grossest habit you have?
Hahaha, to be completely honest, I'm a pretty religious follower of the 10 Second Rule. I love food wayyy too much to let something like the floor prevent me from eating my spilled Cheezits or whathaveyou. (Also note: the length of time permitted for fallen items increases as the deliciousness and desirability of items increase.) A little dirt never hurt, right? lol
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Why do girls use ellipsis (...) so often? Most of the time they don't even use them correctly and a comma (,) is really the punctuation they're looking for.
Obviously, they don't know their grammar. Or mathematical notation for that matter. Or, perhaps they are just trying to convey mystery... Ya, right.
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What's your favorite Eleanor Roosevelt quotation?
"Life has got to be lived, that's all there is to it." Beautiful in its simplicity, no?
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What do you want to be when you grow up?
I have a very strong feeling that when I grow up, I will end up being that crazy cat lady who lives down the block. I'll probably have named my "children" after the ThunderCats, and most likely will be found out on the porch knitting them sweaters like the ones Molly Weasley used to make for all her kids for Christmas. I will be the coolest grandma you know.
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Are you sugar, or spice?
Spice. Sporty Spice.
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If given the opportunity to travel back in time to the 80s, would you rock a pantsuit?
Hell ya I'd rock a pantsuit! Who wouldn't, bro? The 80s were a magical time indeed.
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Describe your ideal worst date.
Kicking his ass as Kirby in an N64 Super Smash Bros tournament. Ideal for me cuz I showed him who's boss, worst day for him cuz he lost to a girl.
