Which of your boobs do you like better?
They both have their days, my right one is the favorite though.
Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?
No! But I can make some up right now. Phyllis and Barb.
Shower or bath?
Depends on my mood. Usually a shower, but If I'm feeling extra vapid I'll take a bubble bath.
Do you legitimately hate anyone?
I used to really hate my kindergarten teacher because she failed me at show and tell. So me and my mom drew naked pictures of her and then stabbed them and pretended she was dying. I also HATE Voldemort, If he counts.
What's the grossest habit you have?
I like to itch my head really hard and smell my fingers because I think scalp's smell pretty cool. Yep....
Have you ever hooked-up with more than one person in a night?
Nope! I'm a good girl.
Is there an age you don't want to reach? How old is too old?
I'm not too excited to be 50. I hear it's the "colonoscopy age". LOLgross.
Do you collect anything?
Movie Tickets, I have a ticket stub from every movie I've seen since 2003. Also bathing suits. I definitely have over 15.
If no one would ever find out, who is someone embarrassing you would like to make out with?
Probably the Student Council Advisor / hot young teacher from my old high school. I'm almost 19 now, call me Mr. Boccella! ;)
You're on an asteroid and your daughter's fiancee draws the short straw to sacrifice his life to divert it from destroying the Earth. What do you do?
Thank him and get the hell out of there. Unless he's super cute and we have some time to spare before the life-sacrificing....
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