Anne from Potomac, MD

School: Pitt Year: Freshman Major: English/Art

Get to know Anne
  • How do you get to the highway from here?

    Follow the trail of crushed natty light cans and cigarettes.

  • What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop. If by worst movie you mean best movie EVER.

  • Dream job:

    To write the fortunes inside fortune cookies.

  • What's the most epic way to die?

    In the Battle of Hogwarts.

  • Can you unwrap a Starburst with your tongue?

    Yes, but I usually get bored and end up eating it whole.

  • Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?

    Do I get to take my apartment with me?

  • What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?

    I said, "cry about it." And then he did.

  • Sex is cool, right? When was the last time "you got yours"?

    Last night. Your mom says hi.

  • What's one male fashion accessory you could do without?

    Tracksuits. Which hipster saw the Jewish guy sitting outside the local grocer and thought, "hey, that's a good look"?

  • Did you ever want to be a Spice Girl, and, if so, which one?

    Scary spice: big booty and them healthy thighs.