What would you do with 10,000 dollars?
Move, and get a house just like the Jurassic Park compound, even though I think the financial realism of that ambition is a little unreasonable. Honestly, I guess I'd get a Toyota Yaris, because I've been wanting that car for awhile now. However, the dream for a real life JP compound isn't far off.
Worst state in the union:
I knew I would get this question, and I really had to think about it, because I knew I couldn't just answer, "the entire midwest." I think it's South Dakota, because while North Dakota is the least visited state, at least it gets noted in movies such as, "Fargo" as being so far out there that it's got a secret flare of "bad assedness." South Dakota? When was the last time it came up in conversation? It's sort of like that kid in class you remember back in third grade who never talked, and then you run into him ten years later at a gas station but you can't remember his name, you just knew he was a little weird. Sorry, South Dakota, just try harder?
What is your favorite jerky and why?
I see you're trying to pull a fast one using the word, "jerky" and wondering what my response will be ha. Neither, I hate beef and turkey jerky. Even though I'm a southern girl, I can't stand that nasty dried out and salt-soaked meat. If anything jerked is going into my mouth, it better be moist and gently flavored (there's your innuendo!).
What're you wearing right now, baby?
Truthfully, I'm wearing a green cardigan (fancy name for a stupid sweater), jeans, my black snow boots and a blue undershirt. I'm in the library, so I've got to keep it G-rated.
What's something you do if you really like a guy?
Ask the teacher to move me closer to the board and next to you, because it's too hard for me to see. Then I will underhandedly (but poorly) ask for your number for purposes of academics only and call you with vague questions pertaining to the homework until I get the balls to ask you out. It's full proof!
Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?
Given. My best friend Kelsey gave me one when we were kids and it didn't hurt or really work, because we didn't know what we were doing haha we were just trying to be cool (which we were, of course). Who gives wedgies anymore, man?
What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?
If you're one of those tight jean, scarf and cut off t-shirt wearing hipsters you're doing the girliest thing I've ever seen, except it's all the time. I've seen girls with guys like that, and I don't know what they're thinking. If my boyfriend's pants are tighter than mine then I'm mailing him back to the American Apparel store he came from. No. Thank. You.
What's your favorite videogame, if any?
Aw sh-t, Battlefront (still definitely love Star Wars), but it's a tough call. I like so many other games that I could also spend the whole day(s) playing. I picked this one, because I frequently find myself wishing I was playing it instead of doing whatever else I'm doing. There's nothing like conquering a galaxy of evil instead of doing, oh I don't know, your regular adult responsibilities? See, NOW I want to go play it!
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Han Solo, not Harrison Ford, but Han Solo (though Indiana Jones was a close second). I was about eight or nine and really getting into Star Wars. I loved his bad ass and witty attitude. He pretty much set the foundation for what I look for in a guy; how much like Han Solo is he? If you can save my life by stuffing me inside a dead Taun Taun, and deactivate the Death Stars shield generators with a team of Ewoks, I'd pretty much be swooning.
Do you collect anything?
Penguins! I love penguins, and whenever I see a little toy of one, or an accessory in any form I usually get it. I don't have too many, so my room doesn't look like those people who really like Disney and their whole effing house is covered in it. I just really love them, so I have a cute collection of penguin trinkets.
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