Cute College Girls

Get to know Hayley

What would you do with 10,000 dollars?

Throw a party!

Length or girth?

I have no idea what this question is asking. Absolutely none.

Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.

I would totally be down for a "Coming to America" style wedding. Like, bring on the elephants and animal skins. Justin Bieber can be the ring bearer. He's a cutie.

What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?

If I reallllly had to choose one, I'd say a zombie apocalypse. My ex was all into it and now I own a zombie awareness book.

What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.

I'm pretty sure I've had coherent conversations with people while I was asleep. So I guess my talent is... sleeping. I'm cool.

Girl's worst fear:

I feel like I shouldn't be the poster child for girly fears. The only thing I'm afraid of is the undead and theater majors.

What's the meanest thing you ever said to another girl?

When I was 8 I told a girl she was fat. It was horrible and I cried afterward.

What's the most original thing a guy can do on a date?

I don't give out love advice for free, you know.

What's more important to you, your brains or your looks?

Brains, duh. My dad has a quote he likes to repeat about 100 times a day to my sister and me: "You girls are lucky you got your father's brains and your mother's looks, because if it were the other way around, you'd be screwed." Not that my mom is dumb, my dad's just nuts.

What's your favorite article of clothing?

A hat that I stole from a guy in Spain. He'll never know... because he doesn't speak English.