What game show do you think you would do the best on and why?
Oh boy, I would rock The Price is Right. Unfortunately that show is dead to me now that Bob Barker has handed his legacy off to Carey. What a crockery! I will never again be properly informed of the true price of goods, damnit Bob.
Bob Ross or Mister Rogers and why?
While Mr. Fred Rogers does look ever so charming in that fire engine red cardigan, I can't resist the gravity of Bobby's artistic vision... or his jew fro. The perfect symmetrical shape of said fro is enough to make me seriously consider the possibility that Bob Ross is actually God. So for fear of smiting, Big Bobby's got my vote.
Zack or Slater?
Mario o Mario... I'd take some of that ethnic spice. And the dimples, can't say no to those little beauties.
Geekiest thing about you:
I have a deep-seated and undying love for Disney movies. Alladin is my boy. I don't think that there is a lesson worth learning that you can't find in a Disney movie. However, I refuse to compromise the integrity of the original versions of the films, and so I continue to watch my favorites on VHS... until the tape is worn useless, or is eaten to shit by my ancient VCR.
After countless years of gymnastics and dive team, I have the gnarliest abs in the land. I can literally go for days doing sit-ups. I can also fold completely in half. I'm hoping this combination of skills will benefit me in some sort of game show setting in the future.
When was the last time you spit?
Every morning. In the sink while I'm brushing my pearly whites.
Which celebrity do you think you look like?
A smidge of Jennifer Garner with a dash of Ellen Page and a pinch of young Brooke Shields.
Which canceled TV show would you bring back if you had the power?
Doug. Why in Heaven's name would you cancel such a delightful program. I haven't been on a quail man high in nearly a decade.
Describe one time when you barfed.
Excellent question College Humor, what can't you learn of someone from a well-chosen barfing story? Unfortunately, I don't generally remember when I've tossed my cookies, you'll have to ask my ladies about this one. I know they have a dozen or so fantastic stories for you :)
Who would you rather hook up with Kermit or Elmo?
Well it's not easy being green, and I'm a sucker for the fragile types (unfortunately) but after checking out those tickle me Elmos that boy's got some moves. What up Elmo??
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