Cute College Girls

Get to know Marie

What Disney character would you be and why?

That one rich dog from Oliver and Friends. As long as I didn't have to be a dog. But come on, that bitch had everything!

Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.

Well, my fantasy wedding would have to be at Target Field (the Minnesota Twins' new stadium). My fantasy husband would be a Twins player, specifically Joe Nathan or JJ Hardy. I think that qualifies as not too girly :)

What is the earliest time of day you're ever started drinking and why?

Like 10. One morning after a party I got dared to drink a can of beer that was the combined remnants of all the not-quite-empty beer cans laying around. That shit was awful, but I'm not one to turn down a dare.

What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?

I didn't get voted for any. But since I somehow got stuck in yearbook, I know that I was second for most likely to be famous. Senior quote was "Can we make a mistake and miss our fate? Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate." Kinda cheesy, but it's from Sex and the City of course!

Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.

Natty Ice puke yellow

What's something you do if you really like a guy?

Text him too much. Which I should really know not to do, because I hate it if a guy is constantly texting me. Note to guys: If you like a girl, you should randomly text her once in a while.

Girl's worst fear:

I'm gonna spare you boys the details, but we'll say it's period related.

Which canceled TV show would you bring back if you had the power?

Sex and the City, for sure. The movie was great and I can't wait to see the second one.

How many piercings do you have?

Five. Two in each ear (and you can guess the fifth one). Just kidding, it's my bellybutton!

Have you ever had to use crutches?

Yep, usually just for a couple days though. I've sprained both ankles several times.