Cute College Girls

Get to know Fiona

Breast implants, for or against?

I wouldn't get them myself. I feel fine the way I am. But if someone else wants to, I'm not about to start a protest. Not my chest, not my business.

What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.

The slowest beer chugger in Northern America.

What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?

Most likely to dump her boyfriend the night before prom.

What's up? My boy Trey is having like, this beach Beer BQ thing at his house with a couple close friends, you doing anything tonight?

100% busy. I'm working until 9, then I'm running home to put on the first small tight dress I can find before heading straight to the bar to meet my friends. Dance up a storm. Shimmy. Moonwalk. Drink. Pass out cold.

Shower or bath?

Shower. Better for the environment. Less time consuming. Less boring.

Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.

Just ransacked my memories box to find this. I can't believe how "intelligent" (i.e. absurd and terrible at grammar) I was. 9th May/ 2000 Dear Diary, Today in some places was lousy. Jenny told me I was lying about walking down the street like an idiot even though I wasn't lying. But I enjoyed my first week at trampolining class. My mum embarrassed me by talking to me about breasts and she makes me feel so small, not breast wise- mentally wise. If Jen reads my diary I will smack her. She has no right. She's done it in my old diary if she does it again i'll never be her friend again.

Most embarrassing moment:

Aged 12: Wearing a complete shiny black pleather outfit on non-uniform day. I was christened Trinity at school. Mainly though, I was wearing all pleather. Horrifying.

Girl's worst fear:

Preggers or death. Not sure which is worse.

How many Twinkies could you eat?

One trillion. Easy.

Why does Nickelback suck so hard?

More importantly, who are the people still buying their records? These people should be burned.