The Jonas Brothers. Do they count as a band? I couldn't even give a reason. However, everytime I see them on TV I wonder why they exist. I literally get upset. Is that weird?

Over the hill and through the woods. Literally. I live in the middle of nowhere. We utilize back roads here.

Cheese please! Sounds lame, but I'm not hard to please when it comes to pizza. Actually, the more cheese the better. Seriously, I like the amount of cheese that might make someone else sick...and then I would add more. And NEVER do I blot with a napkin....bring on the grease!!

No. According to some random statistic I have heard over the years, a toilet seat is typically cleaner than a table that people eat on. So, I bite the bullet and sit. It's much more comfortable anyways..my lower body strength is questionable and sometimes my urine flow is unceasing.

Shower. For some reason I don't feel clean after baths. Although relaxing, I feel as though baths don't serve a purpose for hygiene. Soaking in water that was supposed to wash me off? I shower AFTER baths.

Tough question...although at the moment when Ludacris's "Get Low" comes on the radio my ears almost bleed. I'll never understand the chipmunk-esque voice in some rap songs. What is that?

Ariel. Hands down. She's one hot ginger!

Psh! NO! I am not that kind of girl. Having said that, if someone offered to make me a sandwich after a long night out, I would be more likely to hand over the digits. Who doesn't enjoy a great sandwich?

Would I?? You bet! Unfortunately, I was only living for the last 3 years of this decade. If only I was born in 1980.....

Hot in a Harry Potter's father kind of way. A "FILF" if you will.