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Get to know Jennifer

What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?

I don't think ALL guys do anything, whether it be good or bad. That's an overgeneralization. But don't EVER insult Brett Favre in front of me.

Do you fart?

Haven't you heard? Girls don't poop or fart.

What Disney character would you be and why?

Without a doubt, I would be Alice. Wonderland would be kick ass.

When a guy cries do you think he's weak?

Crying is weak sauce when it's done by overdramatic little bitches. But if there's a legit reason, by all means, turn on the waterworks.

Who is the hottest female Disney character?

It's not Ariel because she's a ginger, and Snow White is out of the running because she's too pasty. Both Cinderella and Aurora are hot blondes, but I would choose Belle; she's got the looks AND the brains.

Describe one time when you barfed.

Girls don't barf either.

How many pounds is "fat" to a girl?

I think that's it's less about the actual poundage and more about the height to weight ratio; however, there are some telltale characteristics that can be used to identify a fatty. These include (but are not limited to): muffin tops, FUPAs, cankles, cellulite, double chins etc.

Favorite day of the week?

Monday. Just kidding, it's Saturday, duh. Unless it's NFL season...then it's Sunday!

What's the last lie you were caught in?

I'm going to law school—that's the place where they teach you how to be a liar, er, lawyer.

What's the strangest food you've ever eaten?

One time, I was hiking up a mountain in the middle of a Belizean rain forest, and I ate live termites that I picked off of a tree. The locals told us they would taste like carrots. They tasted like termites.