Spend foreveeer pooping, really guys do I seriously have to wait 45 minutes for you to poop before leaving?? And popping nasty zits like in class, this one dude got a huge one on his arm and it squirted in this girls hair next to him. She didn't even notice! That's disgusting!

The Informant. Worst movie ever. Waste of my night. It just pisses me off thinking about it. It's about corn. Corn. WTF.

I laugh at like the most retarded things 'cause I get nervous, or say weird things between awkward silences like "I had this corn on the cob string stuck in between my teeth today." haha and that's it.

Water gun, Shot gun, Potato gun, paint gun, 12 gauge, marshmallow gun. Which actually gets pretty gross if you chew the mallows before loading them hahah.

This one about this girl that gets raped and murdered in a hole under a corn field that her neighbor who makes doll houses dug. She then comes back as a ghost and has ghostly sex with the boy she liked when she was alive. Kewl huh?

A video game world, b/c u can do anything, fly, stab, shoot, swim under water forever, and always come back to life or change character.

Sure but I'm not that good at art history either, so don't blame me if you didn't get what Matisse's "Green Striped Madame" was really wearing.

Hump day! Hump! It's the only day I kinda got off out of the 7 days of the week kinda.

First I'd throw a Fake to the face not hitting you but distracting you. While you're distracted and guarding your face I'd probably kick you in the wiener. And while you're leaning over I'd probably take out my disguised cell phone tazer and taze the sh*t outta you. Laugh a little then say didn't you know my dads a sensei? Then walk away.

Krispykreme! Mmm it's soo good it's like a foodgasm in your mouth.