Emelia from Washington, IL
School: University of Illinois Year: Senior Major: Political Science
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Weirdest dream:
Ok picture this: I'm at the zoo with my Armenian lovaaaaa. When we get there, it turns out it's the Walrus's birthday. When we got to the walrus pin, there was a special performance. Unfortunately when the performance was going on, the walruses (walri?) got out of control and started boning each other. We're talking HUGE WALRUS ORGY. My Armenian lover got so horny, he jumped over the wall, swam to the walruses and started bangin Delores the fattest Walrus of them all.
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Favorite look on a guy:
NAKED! Butttttt, if he has to wear clothes, the preppier the better. I want Sperrys, seersuckers, and Ralph Lauren. Throw in some J. Crew and Brooks Brothers and you'll have my heart foreverrrr.
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Dream job:
You mean I can't be Daddy's Little Girl forever? I guess if I have to work I'd want to be the H.B.I.C. (Head Bitch In Charge) somewhere... preferably a law firm, since I'm starting law school in August. (Sexy, right?) I'm thinking a managing partner for a huge firm in Chicago or New York would do me just fine.
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Bars or clubs?
Bars. The club can't even handle me right now.
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Straight up, what's the scariest color?
Neon yellow. Who wants to be THAT noticeable? Note to construction workers: YOU ARE NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE! Making your guts that noticeable is disgusting and frankly, scary!
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Do you, uh, know where the, uh, weight room is?
Nope. Never even tried to find it. Did you look at my pictures? Just lift me, it will work better and be way more fun for both of us ;)
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Which fast food restaurant is sexier?
Arby's is definitely the sexiest fast food restaurant. They have soooo much beef....
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If no one would ever find out, who is someone embarrassing you would like to make out with?
I'm not even going to lie about this... George W. Bush. He is soooo sexy.
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How many days can I go without showering before you consider me undateable?
My rule about showering is this: You can go as looooong as you want without showering as long as I can go equally as long. I HATE SHOWERING! I only do it about 3 times a week max.
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If you HAD to pick one, which of the following would you say is most-likely real: Leprechauns, Bigfoot, or the Lochness Monster?
I just saw a double rainbow yesterday so I'm pretty sure Leprechauns are real. PLUS haven't we all seen the proof from Mobile, AL? If that amateur sketch wasn't convincing, I don't know what would be. I'm looking for my own pot o' gold. I also really love Lucky Charms.
