Jessica from Grosse Pointe Farms, MI
School: Wayne State University Year: Super Senior Major: Child Psychology
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Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?
Spooning after getting forked.
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What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?
The most recent movie I saw was Eclipse. Can't say it was amazing.
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If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?
A worm because I know I could survive being cut in half.
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When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?
I'm a squatter for sure.
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What's a good hangover cure?
The hair of the dog that bit you. It really works to have a cold beer after you chug a few bottles of water.
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When was the last time you spit?
I only spit when I brush my teeth which was this morning. I hate the feeling of spitting or seeing spit. It makes me gag. It's so much easier to just swallow whatever is in your mouth.
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If you could live in any fantasy world, which one would it be and why?
Super Mario World so I could have Yoshi as my pet.
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What do you want to be when you grow up?
A first grade teacher and trophy wife.
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What's the thing that makes you laugh every time you see it?
Dad's driving mini vans.
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Why does Nickelback suck so hard?
Because they write lyrics like this and think it's cool: "And I like the way you're not impressed While you put me to the test I like the white stains on your dress" Who's proud of taking a girl out wearing a cum stained dress...especially when it's not your own cum? I wouldn't brag about banging wannabe playmates with daddy issues...
