I'm such a shopaholic that I had to hide my card from myself the other day. I probably have like $80 right now. It doesn't help that I don't have a job. Anyone want to hire me?! :D

I hardly ever go anywhere alone because I'm afraid someone will steal me and torture me. And don't underestimate spiders. They never get any less scary.

Hahaha they do, actually! I probably shouldn't say, but they're Kagome and Momo. It's a weird story.

The opposite of thetical. Duh...

I hate to hear other people chew their food. It makes me feel sick to think about the food that's just mixing up and sloshing around in their mouth. Ugh.

There's this ugly swampy green color that reminds me of the ghost of Captain Cutler from the old Scooby Doo cartoons. You know the one in the yellow scuba suit? He was creepy. So that color creeps me out.

One time when I was little, I was eating Fruity Pebbles and I puked for some reason. Fruity Pebbles pretty much look the same whether they've been partially digested or not. Overlooking the fact that it was vomit, it was sort of pretty.

Well most of my friends are attractive. I guess I'm drawn to attractive people. But I don't need someone unattractive to feel prettier. I'm confident about my looks.

Thirty seems like a big number to me. When I get really, really old, I hope I'll be a gilf.

I love Lady Gaga, so any of her songs make me want to dance. And after years of listening to "Get Low" I'm still not tired of it.