Jessie from normal, IL
School: Illinois State Year: Super Senior Major: Physical Education
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Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.
I will most definitely be having a destination wedding. I'm not concerned with details really, but as long as all my friends are there, being hot, having fun, and not getting too hammered to remembered when they walk down the aisle or release any previous private information from my single years then that's all I need.
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What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?
Although spiders in general may not be the most exciting thing in the world, try google imaging a bite from a brown recluse spider and you may not seem as bored. Living in a college shit hole apt where the spiders roam free doesn't make this anymore comforting either. Other then that though, clasterphobia. I literally bawled like a tiny infant when I was at Chuckie Cheese and could not exit the ball pit in 4th grade, but at least I wasn't the kid who peed in there!
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What is the closest you've ever been to death?
When I was about 8 years old I tried to catch a rattlesnack. I was a big Steve Erwin fan (bless his soul) and apparently fearless and stupid. Luckily my aunt saw my attempts and was able to rescue me, we still have the rattle for sentimental value. Poor lil bugger :(
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Where is the worst place to have a zit?
Having a zit in general is the worst, but I have to say it would depend on your situation. Third eyes and herp lips are pretty intimidating to public, but if zits are in hidden areas on your body you may wanna start questioning your hygiene methods or sluttiness factor.
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What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done, and survived?
Most of the time I'm pretty oblivious to danger or sensing that I need to be intimidated so I would say most of my spring break trip in PCB was dangerous and life threatening. Some pretty messed up things can happen in a 369 Maffia outdoor mosh pit concert let me tell you.
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Would you ever keep a friend around who is less attractive entirely for the purpose of making yourself look even more attractive?
All my friends are hot, and most guys don't approach the groups downtown with the one hot girl quota, so honestly it doesn't really help to try and "outhot" your friends. You can however use a foe for this purpose and it works out even better if she was a total bitch and got fat and makes you look like a 10.
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Imagine we were about to get into a physical fight. What's your move for taking me down?
Well boys, a little secret about chick flicks. Not only are they great for girlie appeal, but they also teach girls things like how to kick some major ass. Example one: Miss Congeniality. Butt kicking 101. First stomp the foot (hard, don't try with heels on until you're a little more experienced), then as your victim begins to curl forward in pain put the hands behind the head and knee that bitch right between the eyes about mid nose level causing him to spring forward, now depending on your mood or how big of a bitch you feel like being, you can either sucker punch him in the gut or kick him in the balls. Up to you :) Either will usually do the trick.
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What famous person do you hear yourself compared to most?
People usually tell me I look like Kristen Dunst. Not a celebrity you hear about too much, but I'm guessing it's just the whole girl next door, laid back, blonde appeal I have.
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Rollercoasters or waterslides?
This is a toughy, but I'm gonna have to say rollercoasters. Wet and crazy is pretty awesome, but I'm definitely more of a high and extreme kinda gal.
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How long have you been a hot girl?
It hasn't been too long since I've been a hot girl, but I would say from birth I've been pretty adorable minus a few puberty years and possibly my first year of alcoholism. I mean freshmen year of college :)
