Tell us an original joke.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure! Again, you're welcome America! ;)
What's your REAL hair color?
Green! Kidding. Okay fine. BLACK! Fine. Dirty blonde. Not as fun.
Let me guess, you're a tomboy right? Why are you lying to me?
Yeah, you caught me. I've played every sport in the book, ran track in college- I love me some sweatpants and ponytails.But I did go through a phase were I wore dresses a LOT in elementary school. So, to all of those 3rd graders who saw my Barney panties while I slid into home playing kickball - you can mail me 25 cents if you looked.
What's a good hangover cure?
Oh man, I am probably the worst person to ask this question. But I do have a theory. If you eat 7-19 habanero peppers, you'll sweat out the rest of the booze in your system. And since your mouth will burn like lava, you're gonna wanna chug at least a gallon of milk, which will make you ralph up whatever is left of the bile in your system. After a quick teeth brushing and an ice-cold shower, you'll be good as new. You're welcome America for this cure. Let me know how it works.
Most masculine attribute:
So, I hit people when I'm arguing/playing around. It is very much a "love tap" on the shoulder when I want to be right, but apparently that's frowned upon after you leave preschool. But I guess bros do it, so call me a bro!
Shower or bath?
There's a friends episode where Chandler is so grossed out by baths because you're "sitting in your own filth!" I, however, have no problem with that. But for convenience sake, shower.
Would you rather eat a tarantula or a snake?
That's like asking would I rather burn or freeze to death- how about neither? But since would you rather is one of my favorite games EVER... snake.
What's one male fashion accessory you could do without?
I really really dislike males wearing sunglasses inside. Unless you're Kanye, Drake, or Weezy- take them off.
What's the grossest habit you have?
My "grossest" habit would be brushing my teeth in the shower!?? I don't see the problem, kill 2 birds with 1 stone, but some people think spitting by your bare feet is gross. Freaks.
Did you ever want to be a Spice Girl, and, if so, which one?
Since I was blonde and naive, I was clearly targeted to be Baby Spice. And as much as I like pigtails, I would rather be Ginger Spice for numerous reasons. I've always wanted red hair [her name = Ginger], she had big boobs [me too... not], and she stepped out first for a solo career and probably ended up in rehab, a GREAT role model. I actually have no idea where she ended up. Geri Halliwell's publicist- I kid!
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