What do you get on your pizza?
If I'm getting an individual one, then it's usually chicken and pineapple. Ohh but my favorite is the Buffalo Chicken kind from Mellow Mushroom, it's so good. If I had to pick anything I get most on my pizzas, it would be: bread, cheese, tomato sauce in that order. Pizza is pizza - everything else is just extra stuff. It's pretty great as it is though.
Boxers or briefs? Why?
Well it looks like the answer 'boxer-briefs' is off the table, but those are a little awkward anyway. I like boxers but it's really just because I like the designs on them (especially the ones from vineyard vines), and the fact that, because of those designs, you can tell how many days in a row that guy has worn the same ones. Briefs seem more mysterious - in a bad way. But this seems like a trick question, because if we're not talking about the average college guy and instead focusing on a giant Christiano Ronaldo on a billboard, then its briefs. Absolutely. Briefs every day.
When was the last time you spit?
Actually, this is embarrassing, because my first reaction was to say that I would've had to spit while brushing my teeth this morning... but I didn't actually get to. I could say why, but it would be too long, not funny, and not entertaining. So here you go: My flight home was 4 hours delayed late last night so instead of driving a long way home afterwards, I stayed at a condo we have that's closer to the airport. I realized I left my toothbrush in a bag in the car but didn't care enough to go back and get it. So I just rinsed my mouth when I was taking a shower so it didn't feel so grimy . oh wait, I must've spit that water out. Hmm ok well there's your answer, it was this morning.
What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?
I saw this guy getting his eyebrows threaded (tweezed?) in one of those mall kiosks. Pedicures are pretty girly and its funny to see men there, but it's become more commonplace. Oh no my answer is peeing while sitting down on the toilet. I've seen that.
Who is the hottest female Disney character?
I was always weirdly attracted to Meg from Hercules, but upon Wikipedia-ing the list of Disney princesses, she isn't on the list. Oh wait I just read your question again, it's just female characters. OH wow there are so many more options now. I'll say Ursula now because she's so crazy. No no, definitely Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast - total MILF.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Nick Carter. I would get into huge arguments defending Backstreet Boys against N'Sync with all of my will and persuasive power as a 2nd grader. Anyway, my 7 year old niece just asked the other day if Justin Beiber could go on vacation with us, so I guess I didn't have it for him so bad as she does. Hopefully he'll be able to make it though!
What is your snuggle policy? Are you adamantly against being big spoon?
Oh my gosh not at all, big spoon is so funny. I can't sleep like that but I'm a fan. Overall I'd say my snuggle policy is that it's not really something to talk about. I actually don't get it. Do people ask eachother to snuggle? I thought it just... happened. Either way, it's great, especially when it's freezing cold and then it's basically a requirement. This is all under the assumption that there are no clothes involved in snuggling. Because otherwise it wouldn't make sense with body heat and whatnot. Or at least that is what I've been told..
If you could punch one person in the face with no repercussions, who would it be and why?
Does 'no repercussions' mean like, no bruising/evidence? Or just no trouble involved? Or even that nobody would know? I guess I probably wouldn't pick a celebrity because if there were no (social) repercussions then what's the point? The only reason why I would punch LeBron James would be so my name is on a SportsCenter loop for the next week, not because he did some personal injury to me. No actually if I could pick anybody, it would be my 5th grade teacher who wrongly accused me of cheating, and then finally discovered her own mistake AFTER I had already missed the end-of-the-year pizza party - as punishment for the cheating that I did not do. Oh no I am not over it.
What's the strangest food you've ever eaten?
I had conch the other day. The only reason I'd say it's strange is because the conch is one of the most hideous looking things in the world, but I suppose that's a good thing for them since they're stuck inside shells and can't be teased as often by better-looking aquatic individuals. I've had escargot and alligator too, I guess those are pretty strange. But I've never had bull penis so I guess I'm not so hardcore.
If you could create your own mythical animal, what would you make, and what would you name it?
Oh it would definitely be God because he can do ANYTHING -- oh but his name would be changed to Hunymonte (pronounced Hoonie-Montee) instead of God. I made up that word when I was 6 years old. I just googled it and got EIGHT responses, oh wow. Sorry if I sound proud, but I mean I created (God)/Hunymonte, so what do you expect? OH and I'm afraid that it providing a description of what my mythical animal looks like would encourage concrete depictions of Hunymonte and I am not willing to subject anyone to consequences that may arise. So don't get any ideas, Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
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