Meagen from Austin, TX
School: University of Texas (Austin) Year: Junior Major: Honors Government
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If you could live anywhere, where wouldn't it be?
Sub-Saharan Africa. Civil wars, limited arable land, no clean water, everything wants to eat you, outrageous bugs, and extremely limited doctors and up-to-date equipment. Also...three words: Female Genital Mutilation. Don't google image that. (Second to last choice would have been Oklahoma.)
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What is your favorite jerky and why?
Ohhhh I love jerky. I am a rancher's daughter. Original or teriyaki is where it is at for me. I don't like it too peppery or spicy. I'm a big fan of buffalo jerky too.
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What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?
It's not a sexual experience, but anytime I'm even near a boy my giant Boxer dog turns into Captain Cockblock. Seriously, I think my dad trained him. He starts barking and being extremely annoying if I even sit on a guy's knee.
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Where was your first date with a boy?
He took me to see Prime and then eat Abuelo's. Would have been a good first date had he not brought his best girlfriend along. Fail.
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Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.
Oh geeze, I hope my mom doesn't see this, but my friends and I came up with some real winners. Cum White, Labia Pink, Blue Balls Indigo, Condom Tan, Fire-Crotch Ginger, Erectile Dysfunction Grey, Areola Pink... or Brown, Yeast Infection Yellow... haha we had a great time with this.
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Are you hot?
I'd date me.
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Worst injury:
I have broken a ton of bones, but the worst far was when I broke my left foot in like five places a week before I started freshman year of college. I had a hot pink cast all the way up my leg. Everything on UT campus involves a ton of stairs, is up a giant hill, or the sidewalk is all sorts of crooked. Plus it gets soooo hot and humid here. So I was pretty swoll after those months on crutches!!
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What was your first ever screenname? You don't have to say it if you still use it.
Texangel. lol I was pretty impressed with my ability to make a portmanteau as a tween. Don't know what a portmateau is? Look it up. I'll wait. ;)
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Do you think you could eat all of your own hair without barfing?
No way. I'd get a serious hairball first bite in.
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Favorite comedian?
Mitch Hedburg. "I used to have an ant farm. Dudes didn't grow crap." My best girlfriend and I spoke like him for literally three weeks.
