What's your favorite song to sing in the shower?
What song DON'T I like to sing in the shower?! I'm currently in love with Avenue Q. "Everyone's a little bit Racist" "If you were Gay" "There's a Fine, Fine Line" "What do you do with a BA in English", so silly and crazy and so totally me.
Breast implants, for or against?
Against. It's a personal choice so I try not to judge but I am very anti-fake. Plus guys are just excited to see boobs in the first place so why should I pay thousands of dollars to change something they're not even gonna notice?
If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you bring?
I'm assuming you don't want a stupid answer like "a satellite phone" I'm also going to assume there is adequate food and water so I don't have to waste answers on that. So I'd have to say a really good set of steel knives, an endless supply of matches, and Sam Bradford... although my little brother would be upset that I stole his team's quarterback.
When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!
My mom put me on birth control so I'm pretty sure she knows. As for my dad he pretends he doesn't know those things.
What's something no one knows about you?
Well here are things YOU don't know about me; I'm 6'1", I've been to two other continents and 11 other countries, I love carbs, I'm a cat person, I do deliveries and waitress for a pizza place, I know all the words to "I'm on a Boat" AND "Jizzed in my Pants", I was an All-Region Basketball player in High School, and even though I'm an evolved tom-boy my current favorite movie is Eat, Pray, Love
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Probably Orlando Bloom or Rupert Grint. What can I say; I have good taste.
What's your favorite Eleanor Roosevelt quotation?
"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog; no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall." -Eleanor Roosevelt
I love Jon Stewart and Jim Gaffigan but I also really like a lot of other comedians (Dane Cook, Gabriel Inglesias, Craig Ferguson, etc.). Laughing is one of my favorite things to do and it's really easy to get me to... the ONLY way I'm easy
What is one show you wished you were really into while it was on TV?
Well you can pretty much still watch anything even if it isn't on, but shows I wish I had time to watch regularly would be Fringe, the Colbert Report and Daily Show, Craig Ferguson, Gilmore Girls... that's all I can think of. Too many good shows
Describe your ideal worst date.
I'm guessing by "ideal worst date" you mean worst date I can imagine not the best worst date I could have. So it would be someone preaching to me/trying to convert me, acting like they know more about everything than me, not at least offering to pay, being an arrogant intolerant ass, treating me like I belong in the kitchen, and after all that asking to come up to my place.
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