Victoria from Burnsville, MN

School: Concordia College- Moorhead Year: Freshman Major: Vocal Music Ed

Get to know Victoria
  • What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?

    Pick up lines don't work at all. Clearly, if you are resorting to pick up lines, you are trying far too hard. "Desperate" is something that never turns a girl on.

  • How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?

    Wow, this is embarrassing to admit to the whole internet, but I can do 10 on a good day.

  • Have you ever made a guy cry, why?

    I don't think so, I have seen guys cry- but I don't think I was the cause of it.

  • What's your favorite song to sing in the shower?

    Currently, it's Handel's "Son Come Navicella", but I do enjoy Schubert's "Am den Mond" as well. Basically, anything I am studying in my studio lessons. However, I have a strange love for Ke$ha too... My floor-mates love me...

  • If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?

    always.

  • Underwear choice:

    I like to wear it. That's a choice.

  • What's your REAL hair color?

    Blonde. Sometimes I change it up, but it's mostly around the natural color.

  • If you could live anywhere, where wouldn't it be?

    where WOULDN'T I live? Iowa. Anywhere in Iowa. And this is coming from a girl who goes to school in Fargo.

  • Least favorite band:

    coldplay. or nickleback. it's a tie.

  • How do you get to the highway from here?

    Take a right on 8th street, and it leads you straight to the exits to 94. Take right exit to go towards Fargo, Left for Minneapolis.

  • Weirdest dream:

    3 words. Suicide Bomber Grover.

  • What would you do with 10,000 dollars?

    Pay for a year of college. Wait, not even a year. Shit, tuition is expensive.

  • Describe your perfect date.

    Hm, I would have to say it would involve good food, and a lot of laughing. I'm not picky.

  • What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?

    Swear. It's one thing to use it, but abusing it just makes it look like you don't know any other words.

  • What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?

    BO. YUCK.

  • Worst state in the union:

    Arkansas. Or Iowa.

  • Let me guess, you're a tomboy right? Why are you lying to me?

    Haha, I'm a girly girl. Although I'm not afraid to do some work.

  • What's the funniest thing in the world to you?

    Cute animals doing things/ being places that they should be/ shouldn't be doing.

  • How much money is in your savings account?

    Not enough.

  • Favorite look on a guy:

    Classy. Sweaters, Sport Coats, Button Ups.

  • What's your beauty secret?

    Naturale, baby. Let your hair dry naturally, and use mineral makeup- Leave the blowdrying and the intense makeup for special occasions. It leaves your hair and skin healthier.

  • Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?

    Spooning is a form of snuggling, so I'll say snuggling.

  • Most awkward sex move:

    reverse cowgirl.

  • Funniest sex term:

    queef.... is that a "sex term"?

  • Favorite position. For sitting:

    Sideways on an armchair. Head on one armrest, legs dangling over the other.

  • Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?

    hair played with.

  • Do you fart?

    technically, all humans fart on average 7 times a day. I'd be worried if I didn't.

  • What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?

    American Dreamz

  • What is your favorite online video?

    A monologue for Three.

  • What is your favorite 80's song?

    Anything from Queen.

  • What do you get on your pizza?

    Hamburger and onion.

  • What Disney character would you be and why?

    Cinderella, and why the hell NOT?

  • What game show do you think you would do the best on and why?

    Family Feud, because my family would kick your ass.

  • What is your favorite superhero movie?

    Batman- The Dark Night or The Watchmen

  • What is the grossest thing you ever ate?

    Sunny Side Up eggs. Those things are basically raw, it's gross.

  • Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?

    No on both accounts. I wasn't legal the last time we were able to choose our president, and American Idol is dumb.

  • Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.

    Fucking racecars and triceratops and fire. No, but really, it's actually girly, so I would most definitely lose.

  • Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?

    No. Unless she is bigger than the guy.

  • What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?

    Well, truthfully it's needles, but I am also terrified at the idea of childbirth. Constant nightmares about it.

  • What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?

    Party in the USA

  • What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for dick heads?

    Favorite gum is juicy fruit,

  • How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting?

    10. I COULD eat more, but I would make myself stop at that.

  • Breast implants, for or against?

    If it makes one feel better about themselves, go for it!

  • If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?

    nope.

  • If you had to eliminate one food group, you could never eat it again, which one would you choose?

    Dairy. I could live without that.

  • What would be your favorite part about being a guy if you were one?

    Peeing standing up. It takes you guys like, half the time.

  • If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?

    well, 9+16= 25, and the square root of 25 is 5. so 5. Now my teacher would've docked me points because I didn't have units, so shame on you for not giving me a unit.

  • What is the closest you've ever been to death?

    I got into a car crash once, 6 car pile-up on the highway, but our car is a tank, and even though it was destroyed, none of us were hurt.

  • What is your favorite jerky and why?

    Beef. And because I have never tried any other kind.

  • What is the earliest time of day you're ever started drinking and why?

    Um, being under 21, I cannot drink, and would never admit to those illegal activities on the internet ;)

  • What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?

    I don't think that is something I want posted on the internet...

  • Which of your boobs do you like better?

    My right one. We have a bond.

  • If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?

    Praying Mantis.

  • You have to choose one state in the U.S. to get rid of, which one?

    Texas.

  • Describe your ideal Sunday morning.

    Sleep, Wake up, Realize your homework has been done for you, go back to sleep, Monday.

  • You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.

    Disney Channel. Spunky 10th grader Michelle discovers that she has the power to go back in time, but quickly realizes that messing with time can lead to trouble. She'll have to use her brain power (and her dancing skills) to get herself out of her messes, and through high school! Hopefully the cute football player will notice her too! INSTANT MONEY.

  • If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?

    How about "Moonakistan"? I feel like there are far too many moon options...

  • Boxers or briefs? Why?

    Boxer briefs, because why CAN'T you have it all?

  • Can a girl look hot in glasses?

    I do ;)

  • What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.

    I can stare someone down until they feel guilty, even if they havent done anything wrong.

  • Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? If so, why?

    Yes, and because I felt bad about myself. Like every other human in the world.

  • If any fantasy creature could be real, what would you choose?

    Liger. Duh.

  • What's the fattest fat person food you like?

    Buffalo Wild Wings all you can eat wings. OH MY GOD.

  • Where is the worst place to have a zit?

    Right on the top of your nose.

  • What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?

    Teen Mom. It's addicting.

  • Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?

    No, I think I have named them a couple times, but they aren't very original because I keep forgetting.

  • Define "antithetical". Don't cheat.

    Not including "Thetics". Bam.

  • Where was your first date with a boy?

    To the movies. I paid. It was awkward.

  • What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?

    Dumped By- 4 Dumped- 3 And that's counting fake little high school relationships. If we are talking the real deal, It's 1:1.

  • Have you ever gotten arrested?

    Nope.

  • What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?

    I graduated with a class of over 600. We didn't really do that.

  • If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?

    "Better out than in"

  • Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.

    Lace Panties Pink

  • What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?

    YELLOW!

  • Are you hot?

    Yes. That is why I am here, correct?

  • What're you wearing right now, baby?

    My sweatpants. Does that turn you on, baby?

  • Worst injury:

    I tore my ankle falling down the stairs. Go ahead, laugh.

  • What's something you do if you really like a guy?

    Laugh at all his stupid jokes. and If I LOVE him, I'll actually think his stupid jokes are funny.

  • What's up? My boy Trey is having like, this beach Beer BQ thing at his house with a couple close friends, you doing anything tonight?

    *Giggle* Oh I dunno, I have a couple other things I have been invited to, But I might show up ;)

  • Did you ever go to a summer camp and hook-up?

    No, I never went to summer camp.

  • Geekiest thing about you:

    I dress up for everything. Movie premieres, Ren Fest, you name it.

  • What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?

    I heard that a girl I know still considers herself a virgin because she has ONLY anal sex. then I found out it was true. Laughed for a long time.

  • Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

    Yeah, oh Middle School....

  • When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?

    No. That's just rude, girls who do that get pee everywhere and don't clean it up.

  • Hidden talent:

    I answered this already...

  • Have you ever been grounded?

    Yeah

  • What's a good hangover cure?

    Chicken Fried Steak

  • What's something all your past boyfriends have had in common?

    They were all douchebags?

  • What grade were you in for first base? second? third? fourth?

    That is NONE of the internets business.

  • Define all the bases.

    French Feel Finger Fuck. Done.

  • Have you ever been more attracted to a boyfriend's brother?

    Nope.

  • Worst/best Truth or Dare?

    I dared a guy to climb a pine tree in just his boxers. Turns out that's painful sometimes.

  • Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?

    I used to give my little brother wedgies. I feel bad now...

  • Have you ever seen your parents naked?

    Probably when I was very young.

  • Most masculine attribute:

    Ability to accept ones mistakes and move on.

  • Do you have any tattoos? If not, what would you get?

    No, and I want one, but I am terrified of needles.

  • Dream job:

    Famous singer, making millions of dollars.

  • Bars or clubs?

    clubs, I can't do bars yet.

  • Shower or bath?

    Shower normally, bath if I have time and my day was bad.

  • Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.

    Dear Diary, Bitches be Crazy.

  • Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?

    Nope

  • Current ringtone:

    The Archer theme song

  • Have you ever shot a gun?

    Nope. Guns scare the shit out of me.

  • Ideal drunk food:

    Pizza Patrol

  • Worst job you've ever had:

    A nanny for these two bratty kids. And I have a LOT of patience for kids.

  • Have you ever been fired from a job?

    Nope!

  • Movie everyone loves except you:

    The Matrix. I just don't see why.

  • Movie everyone hates but you love:

    Most people hated "spice world", but I friggen love that movie.

  • Guilty pleasure (not something lame like cookie dough):

    Teen Mom.

  • What's the most epic way to die?

    Parachuting out of an airplane, riding a bear, and the parachute gets caught on fire, and you are a fireball of bear and human fury falling through the sky.

  • If you had to choose your last words right now:

    Before I go...

  • Do you legitimately hate anyone?

    I think I am terrible enough to say that yes, I do.

  • Can you unwrap a Starburst with your tongue?

    Not without swallowing a lot of wrapper.

  • I have a theory that girls can't whistle, can you?

    No, not even a little bit.

  • When was the last time you spit?

    When I brushed my teeth this morning.

  • One thing you'd change about yourself:

    My nose. I have always hated it.

  • Would you ever ask a guy out?

    Have, and would do it again.

  • Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?

    No. I don't trust internet creepers.

  • Pet peeve:

    People who walk/ drive too slow. FUCKING GET AT MY LEVEL PEOPLE.

  • Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

    No

  • Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?

    Definitely not.

  • If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you bring?

    a machine to turn salt water into drinking water, A deck of cards so I can play solitaire, and a gun so I can kill things/protect myself.

  • What was your first ever screenname? You don't have to say it if you still use it.

    hm, I think it was vicgirl112. But I'm not sure. I don't even use IM anymore. I have a phone now.

  • Most embarrassing moment:

    4th grade. We were going swimming. I went to go get my backpack and the extra pair of underwear my mom packed me fell on the floor. And the teacher held them up asking who they belonged to. Needless to say, I never saw that underwear again.

  • What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?

    Spend 20 minutes deciding what shoes to get.

  • When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!

    They already know, they pay for it. (Thanks, Mom and Dad)

  • Democrat, Republican or Green?

    Democrat. Except lately they aren't even doin it for me.

  • Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?

    Oh you know, tortured me via myspace. it was a long time ago.

  • Explain the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence:

    To explain all the differences of these words, I would need to have two sentences- but this will work too.

  • Definitely or definately?

    Definitely definitely.

  • When a guy cries do you think he's weak?

    Absolutely not. I'm glad he's not a robot.

  • Was there ever a nerdy/geeky/smart kid in high school you thought was kind of cute but never told him?

    Yeah, I'm with him right now ;)

  • Girl's worst fear:

    Being Pregnant before planned.

  • Do you think you could eat all of your own hair without barfing?

    No.

  • What's your favorite videogame, if any?

    Crash Team Racing.

  • How many Twinkies could you eat?

    None, those things are disgusting.

  • Which celebrity do you think you look like?

    I don't think I look like any celebrities.

  • What is the worst song in the world and why?

    "speed of sound" by coldplay, and because it's coldplay.

  • Which canceled TV show would you bring back if you had the power?

    ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.

  • What's the most awkward thing you've ever said to a professor?

    "Regardless of the stuffed animals in your room, you still intimidate me quite a bit"

  • What's worse, an annoying laugh or a really loud snore?

    annoying laugh. I can sleep through anything.

  • What is the one thing you wish you could do better than anyone?

    Motivate myself. I would get shit DONE.

  • Who is the hottest female Disney character?

    Pocahontas.

  • How many years were there between your first kiss and your first time?

    1000

  • Would you rather eat a tarantula or a snake?

    I'd rather die of starvation.

  • What's one male fashion accessory you could do without?

    The "back of the head" sunglasses.

  • What's the grossest habit you have?

    I pick my nails...

  • What's the meanest thing you ever said to another girl?

    I don't even remember. Probably something like "Nobody likes you"

  • What's the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you?

    I was dancing with my girls and he just grabbed me and made me dance with him, then tried to cop a feel. Lets just say, it didn't end well for him.

  • Have you ever hooked up with someone directly because of Facebook? Explain.

    No, I don't think so...

  • Do you ever just look at yourself naked in the mirror?

    I try not to. The naked body is a little strange...

  • Who is, in your opinion, the sexiest woman alive? Would you make out with her?

    Christina Hendrickson. And heck yes.

  • What was the last book you read?

    American Education, 14th edition.

  • What clich

    None, I don't fall for that crap.

  • What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?

    Rugrats.

  • Have you ever hooked-up with more than one person in a night?

    Nope

  • What was your shortest relationship and why did you break up?

    about 32 hours, because my best friend liked him too.

  • Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman?

    BATMAN. for sure.

  • Who was your first celebrity crush?

    Aaron Carter. :)

  • Straight up, what's the scariest color?

    Red. Blood, Rage, Fire. Scary shit.

  • What's more important to you, your brains or your looks?

    My brains. I like my looks, but I'd get nowhere without something good behind the pretty face.

  • What's your favorite noise? Also, try and spell it.

    The sound of heels on hard floors. Like the "clickclomp"

  • Describe one time when you barfed.

    It was gross. That's about it.

  • What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done, and survived?

    Probably Zip Lining, but that's not even dangerous.

  • The moon is beautiful, right? Would you sacrifice your favorite pet to save the moon?

    Oh man, only because the world would end without the gravitational pull.

  • Describe the first time you ever made out with someone.

    It was BAD.

  • You're hot. That's a given. But can you do math? What's the quadratic formula?

    -B+or- Square Root (Bsquare - 4AC) A= ---------------------------------------------- 2A HOT DAMN.

  • What're your thoughts on Lindsey Lohan?

    I haven't thought about her until you asked.

  • Why do girls use ellipsis (...) so often? Most of the time they don't even use them correctly and a comma (,) is really the punctuation they're looking for.

    I am not sure... ;)

  • Did you ever want to be a Spice Girl, and, if so, which one?

    I was obsessed with the spice girls. I always wanted to be posh, mostly because my sister wanted to be baby spice and I didn't want to be a copy cat.

  • Can I cheat off of you on this test? Tilt your ScanTron toward me.

    What do I get in return?

  • How many pounds is "fat" to a girl?

    Depends on your height.

  • Who would you rather hook up with Kermit or Elmo?

    Kermit. He's a man. Elmo is 3!

  • Be honest: do you exercise?

    Not enough.

  • How many piercings do you have?

    Just my ears

  • What do you want to be when you grow up?

    A Kindergarten Music Teacher

  • Have you ever cheated on a test/boyfriend?

    On is way worse than the other. I'll let you be the judge on which one that is. And I did the worse one.

  • What's your favorite article of clothing?

    Boots. I am obsessed.

  • Are you sugar, or spice?

    I'm everything nice :)

  • Favorite comedian?

    Eddie Izzard. I will always laugh at that man.

  • Have you ever had to use crutches?

    Yes, when I fell down the stairs and tore my ankle. You may laugh.

  • How many 5-year-olds could you beat in a fight? AT ONCE!

    Well, being a tutor at a kindergarten center, I say I could easily take on 5. Maybe 6.

  • If given the opportunity to travel back in time to the 80s, would you rock a pantsuit?

    OF COURSE.

  • What do you think is Abraham Lincoln's sexiest quality?

    The hat. So Hot.

  • Why does Nickelback suck so hard?

    that is a GOOD question. Because they have a 13 year old girl write all their lyrics?

  • If you HAD to pick one, which of the following would you say is most-likely real: Leprechauns, Bigfoot, or the Lochness Monster?

    Lochness. I wouldn't doubt there's some scary-ass thing living in the water.

  • Rollercoasters or waterslides?

    Rollercoasters!

  • Have you ever made an online purchase you regret?

    Yes. I try not to buy clothes online anymore.

  • How good would a guy have to be at videogames for you to be impressed?

    He can win, but I'm more impressed if he can lose and not swear at the TV, but shrug and just try again. Guys who care about video games too much are REALLY obnoxious.

  • How hot is CollegeHumor's Jeff Rubin? Really hot, right?

    Oh, so very hot. ;)

  • Did you like Avatar?

    It was ok, just really long.

  • What was the last book your read twice?

    I re-read the whole harry potter series this summer, but that was like the 7th or 8th time I've re-read some of those books... I read "The 5 people you meet in heaven" Again, which is always a good quick read.

  • Are your friends mostly guys or mostly girls?

    A mixture. I like being friends with guys more, but lately I've met a lot of cool girls who are changing my mind about that.

  • Is your mom on Facebook, and what does she do with it?

    Yes, and she keeps tabs on me and my siblings as well as connects with family and friends.

  • What's the point of really fancy underwear? I'm talking like the really high end stuff.

    Well, if it does it's job right, it should make you LOOK awesome, and therefore you FEEL awesome.

  • What's the strangest food you've ever eaten?

    Either Octopus tentacles (with the suction cups still on) or Alligator sausage.

  • If you could create your own mythical animal, what would you make, and what would you name it?

    I would make a a elephitten. (El-A-FIT-EN) part kitten, part elephant, so you could carry around a mini, fuzzy elephant. They would be adorable.

  • If bananas were another color, what color would they be?

    Yellow is my favorite, I wouldn't want it to change, but if it had to I guess it would be like a maroon.

  • How long have you been a hot girl?

    I had the ugly duckling scenario, so not until about 10th grade. Getting boobs helped.

  • Ever done a master cleanse?

    No, but I have heard about them. They seem scary...

  • Would you gain 25 pounds for $2500?

    Nope.$ 2500 wouldn't even buy a new wardrobe these days.

  • Would you rather have sex once a day for the rest of your life or once a week for the rest of your life?

    Once a week. I feel like if it was once a day, it would seem like a chore after a while rather than enjoyable.