Cute College Girls

Get to know Megan

What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?

Delivery. The key to a good pick up line is pulling it of while realizing it's a joke intended to break the ice. Confidence but not cockiness. Go for making me laugh. The truth always works, "I think you're really cute" what woman can shut that guy down? As for what definitely doesn't work, sexual innuendoes with girls you've never even met. It's just creepy.

Tell us an original joke.

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Larry’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Larry’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Larry sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. “Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?” “Well, I’ve been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?’” I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, “Do what ever you want.” So, Here I am. That's not original but it made you laugh so who cares.

How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?

Like 5 on a good day.

Have you ever made a guy cry, why?

I'd rather not say.

What's your favorite song to sing in the shower?

If I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys

If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?

Yes, I actually prefer an audience for my ridiculousness.

Underwear choice:

pink

What's your REAL hair color?

What it is now; I've never died my hair.

If you could live anywhere, where wouldn't it be?

Canada.

Favorite Smell:

Frosting, I make cupcakes just so I can eat the leftover frosting, it's delicious.

Least favorite band:

Selena Gomez and the scene. "I love you like a love song "just doesn't do it for me.

How do you get to the highway from here?

I have no idea where you are but from where I am you go that way & take a right, a left at the second light and you should see it.

Weirdest dream:

I have really boring dreams, they're just about the next day. Wait? Can I see the future?

What would you do with 10,000 dollars?

make it rain.

Describe your perfect date.

dinner at somewhere not fancy, a competitive activity like bowling and maybe a drink at the end.

What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?

Call one another 'dude'

What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?

yellow teeth

Worst state in the union:

Missouri

Let me guess, you're a tomboy right? Why are you lying to me?

Haha not me, I'm a girly girl through and through. But not one of those annoying ones who bedazzles everything and wears bubble gum pink everyday.

What's the funniest thing in the world to you?

Witty humor, it shows me someone's smart. But I also always die laughing whenever someone gets hit in the face unexpectedly.

How much money is in your savings account?

0.00, i keep it all in my checking. I'll save when i'm older.

Favorite look on a guy:

Jeans and I white v neck tshirt. It's simple yet still clean cut.

What's your beauty secret?

Moisturizer. It is my goal in life to look like Hallie Berry when i'm her age and the key to amazing skin is moisture.

Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?

Snuggling, expect we call it cuddling where i'm from.

Most awkward sex move:

no comment..

Funniest sex term:

member

Favorite position. For sitting:

Cross legged, kindergarden style, in yoga pants, with a bowl of ice cream, on a sofa, with the tv on.

Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?

Back rubbed, it's very soothing.

Do you fart?

Women don't fart, we 'pass gas'.

What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?

Day Breakers. It was like the anti twilight with a horrible plot.

What is your favorite online video?

The one where the dog is telling the girl that he doesn't like it when she smokes weed, then he gets more agressive about it. IN FACT! it's college humor.

What is your favorite 80's song?

Jessie's Girl, ever since I saw 13 Going On 30 I've loved that song. I mean what girl doesn't wish she was being stalked by an 80s pop star?

What do you get on your pizza?

Pepperoni

What Disney character would you be and why?

Belle, because she's the smartest.

What game show do you think you would do the best on and why?

Family fued, if I could clone myself a few times. I play on Facebook and I always get the 20,000 bonus.

What is your favorite superhero movie?

Spiderman

What is the grossest thing you ever ate?

I don't eat gross things, i'm squeamish like that.

Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?

No, I wasn't old enough! But I did vote against Fantasia in like the sixth grade, I called about 40 times to vote for the other girl. Then the next day my friend told me that each vote costed a dollar & I was worried about my life savings.

Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.

How many characters do I get? Kidding. the short version is classy, understated but nice. & hopefully no crying, i'm not a sap.

Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?

I guess that depends on your views on the feminist movement.

What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?

alien invasion

What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?

Butteflies by Alana Lee

What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for dick heads?

I don't chew gum, I prefer mints or toothpaste. I've never fallen for a 'dick head' but I think the appeal comes from the desire to feel special. He's just a little bit nicer to you than every other girl so you feel special.

How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting?

A dozen, if I had a coke.

Breast implants, for or against?

They're not for me, but I have no problem with them.

If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?

No, I'm not an adventurous eater.

If you had to eliminate one food group, you could never eat it again, which one would you choose?

Salad, more generally vegetables, but mostly salad. Leaves are for trees.

What would be your favorite part about being a guy if you were one?

boxer briefs.

If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?

5.

What is the closest you've ever been to death?

When my parents got my senior year report card.

What is your favorite jerky and why?

Slim Jim, cause it's the only kind i've heard of.

What is the earliest time of day you're ever started drinking and why?

2 pm, there was an 80s cover band and we were all in bikini's. It seemed like the thing to do.

What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?

Goofy at disneyland grazed my butt, it was totally on purpose.

Which of your boobs do you like better?

I can't play favorites, they might turn on me.

If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?

A ladybug, because it's the second cutest.

You have to choose one state in the U.S. to get rid of, which one?

Maine. No hard feelings.

Describe your ideal Sunday morning.

Sleeping in until 11 am then waking up not hungover.

You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.

Is this just a ploy to steal my ideas? Because i actually have a really good one, if you're interested.

If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?

The Intergalactic Republic of the Milky Way

Boxers or briefs? Why?

Boxers. Because they can be really interesting.

Can a girl look hot in glasses?

A hot girl will look hot in almost anything.

What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.

I can predict movies really well.

Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? If so, why?

They might read this so...

If any fantasy creature could be real, what would you choose?

I'm surprised this doesn't say (except unicorn). I'm going to with Unicorn. But only one, I would own it and then sell it for billions.

What's the fattest fat person food you like?

An In N Out Double Double, no onions, well done with fries and a coke.

Where is the worst place to have a zit?

The tip of your nose, it screams 'look at me!'

What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?

No

Define "antithetical". Don't cheat.

The opposite of thetical.

Where was your first date with a boy?

Define date....

What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?

I've only been dumped once.

Have you ever gotten arrested?

No

What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?

skip

If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?

skip

Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.

Hot And Bothered

What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?

Magenta, gay red's bisexual cousin.

Are you hot?

Actual conversation with one of my friends... Me: You know how you have those weeks where you look in the mirror and you're just like, damn i'm hot. her: No... Me: oh... never mind then, me neither.

What're you wearing right now, baby?

A snuggie.

Worst injury:

I broke a tooth once... i looked like a hillbilly.

What's something you do if you really like a guy?

I think they are the most hilarious person in the entire world. I don't even realize their jokes aren't that funny until I retell them and no one laughs.

What's up? My boy Trey is having like, this beach Beer BQ thing at his house with a couple close friends, you doing anything tonight?

I know Trey, he's weird. I have plans.

Did you ever go to a summer camp and hook-up?

Never been to summer camp. But this one time at band camp....

Geekiest thing about you:

I'm going to fill out every question on this survey because I can't stand the thought of leaving a question unanswered.

What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?

That my semi-prudish friends was hooking up with a bunch of random guys. I think it helped more than hurt her reputation.

Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

Define made out...

When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?

No.

Hidden talent:

You already asked this... are you looking for a different answer?

Have you ever been grounded?

No, I followed all the rules. Until I got to college.

What's a good hangover cure?

Sleep and a bottle of smart water.

What's something all your past boyfriends have had in common?

They dated me

What grade were you in for first base? second? third? fourth?

I was of a mature age thank you very much.

Define all the bases.

1: kissing 2: making out 3: touching 4: baby making

Have you ever been more attracted to a boyfriend's brother?

I haven't met him yet, so I'll let you know how that goes.

Worst/best Truth or Dare?

Truth or Dare never ends well...

Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?

Yes, and yes.

Have you ever seen your parents naked?

Not that I can recall, thank god.

Most masculine attribute:

Mine? Hmmm... I have big feet? & you know what they say about big feet... big shoes.

Do you have any tattoos? If not, what would you get?

No, I would get something small on my wrist cause i'm noncommittal like that.

Dream job:

A cast member on SNL, I could so do it without laughing.

Bars or clubs?

Frats.

Shower or bath?

Shower, with music.

Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.

Dear Diary, Today we were decorating for the dance. I don't have a date but that's ok because I'll be so busy making sure everything is going smoothly I won't have time to have fun. After all, I am in charge of all the planning... Rationalization is a strong defense mechanism.

Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?

No.

Current ringtone:

It's a train! Everyone laughs at me but it's cool. It starts out softly then gets louder as if the train was getting closer.

Have you ever shot a gun?

Not a real one.

Ideal drunk food:

Chicken Pot Pie

Worst job you've ever had:

Calling people and asking for donations. No, it's NOT technically telemarketing. (but it totally was)

Have you ever been fired from a job?

Nope, bosses love me.

Movie everyone loves except you:

Step Brothers. We get it Will Ferrel you don't want to grow up.

Movie everyone hates but you love:

Sex & The City 2

Guilty pleasure (not something lame like cookie dough):

Frosting by the spoonful.

What's the most epic way to die?

I'd rather not.

If you had to choose your last words right now:

Turn on the light, I don't see it...

Do you legitimately hate anyone?

Not at the moment.

Can you unwrap a Starburst with your tongue?

Yes

I have a theory that girls can't whistle, can you?

I cannot whistle, I once tried and my mom asked if I heard a dying bird.

When was the last time you spit?

This morning when I brushed my teeth.

One thing you'd change about yourself:

I'm kinda impatient, but that has it's benefits.

Would you ever ask a guy out?

Only if I was certain the answer would be an enthusiastic yes.

Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?

no

Pet peeve:

When people ask questions just to hear themselves talk.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

No

Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?

No

If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you bring?

A raft, a man and food.

What was your first ever screenname? You don't have to say it if you still use it.

something boring, my dad helped me set up my aol kids account in the 90s and he wasn't down for anything with princess in it.

Most embarrassing moment:

Barfing in a communal bathroom... ohhh college.

What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?

file their nails. I'm not naming any names.

When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!

My parents know everything. it's kind of a problem.

Democrat, Republican or Green?

Democrat

Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?

I don't hate her, we just never hang out anymore.

Explain the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence:

Two is a number, to is a preposition, and too means also or a quantity.

Definitely or definately?

Definitely, definitely.

When a guy cries do you think he's weak?

Depends on why he's crying.

Was there ever a nerdy/geeky/smart kid in high school you thought was kind of cute but never told him?

There were alot of guys in high school I never told were cute.

Girl's worst fear:

Odd stains you can't explain.

Do you think you could eat all of your own hair without barfing?

Ew no.

What's your favorite videogame, if any?

Tony Hawk's Underground

Which celebrity do you think you look like?

Some people have told me I look like Paula Patton.

What is the worst song in the world and why?

It's friday, friday, friday....

Which canceled TV show would you bring back if you had the power?

Greek, I loved Greek!

What's the most awkward thing you've ever said to a professor?

here's the thingy.

What's worse, an annoying laugh or a really loud snore?

an annoying laugh kills, because then no one wants to make you laugh for fear of being assaulted by your cackle.

What is the one thing you wish you could do better than anyone?

Sing! i wish I was good, it would justify so much.

Who is the hottest female Disney character?

Ariel, she works that seashell bra.

How many years were there between your first kiss and your first time?

too personal. buy me dinner first.

Would you rather eat a tarantula or a snake?

A snake, i feel like with some soy sauce and rice it could be doable.

What's one male fashion accessory you could do without?

Fedoras, they only work if you live on the beach and play the uke.

What's the grossest habit you have?

I use my razors for as long as humanly possible before switching.

What's the meanest thing you ever said to another girl?

Yes, you look fat.

What's something no one knows about you?

too personal. buy me dinner first.

What's the most original thing a guy can do on a date?

Propose? But really, maybe kiss you somewhere in the middle when you're not expecting it.

What's the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you?

I was once followed to class by a random.

Have you ever hooked up with someone directly because of Facebook? Explain.

No

Do you ever just look at yourself naked in the mirror?

doesn't everyone?

Who is, in your opinion, the sexiest woman alive? Would you make out with her?

Blake Lively, no.

What was the last book you read?

The Enchantress of Florence by Salman Rushdie

What clich� pick-up line would work on you?

Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven. Only because I would legitimately not get it was a pick up line if he paused for a response after did it hurt.

What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?

Blue's Clues

Have you ever hooked-up with more than one person in a night?

No

What was your shortest relationship and why did you break up?

Serial Monogamist, sorry.

Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman?

Superman, because he's cuter.

Who was your first celebrity crush?

Aladdin

Straight up, what's the scariest color?

Orange, it's tolerable around Halloween but other than that, ew.

What's more important to you, your brains or your looks?

My brains, because then you can trick people into thinking your attractive.

What's your favorite noise? Also, try and spell it.

The sound of a can of coke opening. Shhcka... haha

Describe one time when you barfed.

I was throwing up in sink with the water running and someone wanted to turn it off cause they said it was wasteful but I refused because 'it soothed me'

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done, and survived?

J walk?

The moon is beautiful, right? Would you sacrifice your favorite pet to save the moon?

No.

Describe the first time you ever made out with someone.

too personal. buy me dinner first.

Supposing they aren't fugly, is there anything anyone could say to you that would automatically get you to hook up with them?

I don't normally do this, I'm not from here, I'm the prince of (insert small yet wealthy nation here), my parents sent me here to find a bride.

How much more beautiful are you compared to other girls at your school?

My school is famous for it's beautiful girls so, you decide.

When was the last time you sat on Santa's lap?

Never.

You're hot. That's a given. But can you do math? What's the quadratic formula?

I started to write it then couldn't remember it all then googled it and realized I was completely off. So I gave up.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?

I don't live on the edge.

If you could live in any fantasy world, which one would it be and why?

Harry Potter's post book 7.There'd be no Dark Lord & i'd totally steal Weasley away from Granger.

What would it take for you to shave your head right now? Answer in something other than money.

currency, lots of it.

What're your thoughts on Lindsey Lohan?

If she's from Africa why is she white?

Why do girls use ellipsis (...) so often? Most of the time they don't even use them correctly and a comma (,) is really the punctuation they're looking for.

Because it makes us seem mysterious...

What's your favorite Eleanor Roosevelt quotation?

I don't like her quotes, she seems full of herself.

Did you ever want to be a Spice Girl, and, if so, which one?

Everyone wanted to be baby.

You have traveled back in time to kill Hitler. What will be your method of killing him?

Nothing fancy, firing squad maybe.

Can I cheat off of you on this test? Tilt your ScanTron toward me.

SHHHH

Would you ever keep a friend around who is less attractive entirely for the purpose of making yourself look even more attractive?

No!

Do you, uh, know where the, uh, weight room is?

yes, across from Jamba Juice.

What dinosaur, fictional or real, was the best? Would make the best pet? Would be the tastiest?

T rex, T rex, T rex.

How many pounds is "fat" to a girl?

150?

Which fast food restaurant is sexier?

In N Out, i mean look at the title...

Who would you rather hook up with Kermit or Elmo?

Ew, that sounds like child pornography

Is there an age you don't want to reach? How old is too old?

37-39 seem like they'll be my second awkward stage

Be honest: do you exercise?

Yes! When I'm getting a little pudgy.

How many piercings do you have?

2

What do you want to be when you grow up?

happy

First CD ever bought?

Britney Spears, like her original CD.

Have you ever cheated on a test/boyfriend?

Yes/No

Favorite day of the week?

Monday!!!! I'm weird like that.

Do you wear a helmet when you bike?

No

What's your favorite article of clothing?

Yoga Pants, they're like sexy lounge wear.

Coffee or tea?

Tea

Are you sugar, or spice?

Spice, but a subtle one, like paprika.

Favorite comedian?

Oh Sheesh y'all Amir Blumenfeld.

Have you ever had to use crutches?

Nope

Do you collect anything?

Minnie Mouse Ears from Disneyland I have about six.

How many 5-year-olds could you beat in a fight? AT ONCE!

My record it 7

People who say "Reesies Piecies" instead of Reese's Pieces: What up with that?

They hate rhyming, these people also don't listen to rap music.

Who would be your ideal mate if you were a dinosaur?

T rex

Boxers or briefs or loin cloths?

this is getting tedious...

If given the opportunity to travel back in time to the 80s, would you rock a pantsuit?

np

What do you think is Abraham Lincoln's sexiest quality?

That he was president. I like a man in power.

What's the thing that makes you laugh every time you see it?

A picture of seven year old me pretending to be a nun in a blanket.

What's your favorite Salman Rushdie novel?

The Enchantress of Florence, seeing it's the only one i've read.

Would you rather date Legolas or Aragorn? Why?

Idk

What is your snuggle policy? Are you adamantly against being big spoon?

yes.

Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean?

Is this sexual?

If you had to burn bras, books, or witches, which would you burn and why?

witches, i like bras and books.

Drawing from your personal experience, state why you think all girls suck except for you.

they don't know what they want. They want you to tell them without actually telling them because no one like to be told what they want.

If you HAD to get a tattoo on your face, what would it be of?

a teardrop.

What's the best dance song of all time?

To the window \(. .\) to the wall /(. ./)

Imagine we were about to get into a physical fight. What's your move for taking me down?

tickle you until you curl up in the fetal position

Have you ever been straight up rejected when you went in to kiss someone?

Once, we're no longer together.

What's the least attractive piece of clothing you own?

A pair of awkward black work pants, they're a little too short and a little too flared.

If you could punch one person in the face with no repercussions, who would it be and why?

skip

What one food would you choose to live off for the rest of your life?

skip

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

skip

What is one show you wished you were really into while it was on TV?

The OC

What movie do you quote from the most?

Mean Girls! It's so fetch.

What movie will you stop and watch on TV, regardless of what you were doing?

She's all that.

What famous person do you hear yourself compared to most?

skip

Besides model or actress, what's one career you wish you could pursue?

Music video producer.

What is the oldest age you can be a virgin without it being weird?

29

If no one would ever find out, who is someone embarrassing you would like to make out with?

skip

Why do girls like elliptical machines so much?

Cause there's no bouncing...

What was your best halloween costume?

I'm going to be a nurse this year. I think that'll be the best.

How many days can I go without showering before you consider me undateable?

3

Describe your ideal worst date.

skip

You're on an asteroid and your daughter's fiancee draws the short straw to sacrifice his life to divert it from destroying the Earth. What do you do?

skip

Why does Nickelback suck so hard?

Cause all their songs sound the same! We get deep voiced Nickelback guy, life's hard you don't have to make a depressing soundtrack to go with it.

What's the last lie you were caught in?

skip

Which Rocky opponent would you fight if you had to fight one?

skip

If you HAD to pick one, which of the following would you say is most-likely real: Leprechauns, Bigfoot, or the Lochness Monster?

skip

Rollercoasters or waterslides?

Rollercoasters

Have you ever made an online purchase you regret?

No

How good would a guy have to be at videogames for you to be impressed?

World Record good

How hot is CollegeHumor's Jeff Rubin? Really hot, right?

Who's Jeff Rubin? Jk Jeff, you're great Pat Cassels however....

Did you like Avatar?

No

What was the last book your read twice?

Eclipse, as in Twilight, I know. I suck.

Are your friends mostly guys or mostly girls?

Mostly guys.

Is your mom on Facebook, and what does she do with it?

Yes! She has a farm on farmville!

What's the point of really fancy underwear? I'm talking like the really high end stuff.

It feels less slutty if you overpay for it I guess.

What's the strangest food you've ever eaten?

skip

If you could create your own mythical animal, what would you make, and what would you name it?

skip

If bananas were another color, what color would they be?

Blue

What band are you most ashamed of liking?

skip

How long have you been a hot girl?

my awkward stage officially ended summer before senior year, go me.

Ever done a master cleanse?

no

Would you gain 25 pounds for $2500?

yes

Would you rather have sex once a day for the rest of your life or once a week for the rest of your life?

once a day?