Tiffani from Portland, OR

School: Portland Community College Year: Freshman Major: Dental Assisting

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What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?
I think when a guy is just himself that works the best, no weird lines. Lines are weird.
Tell us an original joke.
I am not funny, at least not under pressure.
How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?
Honestly, probably not even one. I am going for that no upper arm strength look.
Have you ever made a guy cry, why?
I mean everyone who has ever been in a relationship has made someone cry using just their words... right?
What's your favorite song to sing in the shower?
Build Me Up Buttercup by the Foundations, such a great song.
If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?
That and drunk are the only ways to dance.
Underwear choice:
Bikini are just the most comfortable I think.
What's your REAL hair color?
Brown, I have never really gone through any crazy hair color phases.
If you could live anywhere, where wouldn't it be?
Ireland, but not because of P.S. I love you, well just a little.
Favorite Smell:
Water drying on sidewalks in the summer, but I don't know why.
Least favorite band:
The Beastie Boys, I know, I know, everyone else loves them.
How do you get to the highway from here?
Take a left at the Dairy Queen.
Weirdest dream:
I once had a dream that I was a mermaid running from the CIA with the help of a rogue agent, that was a pretty cool one.
What would you do with 10,000 dollars?
Probably try and recreate a pretty woman moment. You know go shopping at some really swanky place dressed like a prostitute.
Describe your perfect date.
I had a pretty perfect date once. We just made cookies and then watched clue. I thought it was a great date.
What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?
Okay this might not be all guys, but even so. If you think women are more emotional than men, just take that opinion the the grave, we all hate that.
What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?
Yellow teeth, because BO is a quick fix, unless the BO wasnt a quick fix, then yellow teeth.
Worst state in the union:
Delaware, because it was the first.
Let me guess, you're a tomboy right? Why are you lying to me?
No I am pretty girly, but I could throw a football better than you of course.
What's the funniest thing in the world to you?
A monkey in a tuxedo, why is that even a question?
How much money is in your savings account?
.25 cents probably.
Favorite look on a guy:
Jeans and a t shirt, I don't want a guy looking more put together than me.
What's your beauty secret?
Less is more with makeup, when you look like yourself just highlighted, that is best. Oh and sunblock, I wear sunblock on the daily.
Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?
Butterfly kisses freak me out. Snuggling during the day, and spooning right before bed.
Most awkward sex move:
Tombstone. Val Kilmer is pure sex.
Funniest sex term:
Just the tip.
Favorite position. For sitting:
Reclined, so American of me I know.
Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?
Hair played with, I feel like people don't do that enough. When we were kids that happened all the time.
Do you fart?
I would never.
What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?
27 dresses. A friend of mine begged me to go with him so that it would look like he was going with his girlfriend who was forcing him to go. It was terrible, he liked it.
What is your favorite online video?
Jake and Amir: Soda. That is so not to kiss ass, I watch Jake and Amir religiously.
What is your favorite 80's song?
White Wedding probably.
What do you get on your pizza?
Cheese, sausage, green peppers, and pepperoni. So good.
What Disney character would you be and why?
Jasmine, because she had a freaking tiger.
What game show do you think you would do the best on and why?
Wheel of Fortune, because I practice on the Wii.
What is your favorite superhero movie?
Batman Begins, aside from Katie Holmes.
What is the grossest thing you ever ate?
I played it pretty safe on the food front.
Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?
Neither, don't judge me.
Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.
It is girly, and I am keeping it secret.
Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?
Maybe if a breakup is near.
What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?
Giant spiders. Or okay, if my reflection in the mirror did something I did not do.
What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?
Hilary Duff, stranger.
What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for dick heads?
I don't like gum or dick heads. That whole girls only like assholes is a myth creepy guys made up to make themselves feel better.
How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting?
I have given them up, but if it was a competition... 50
Breast implants, for or against?
It really depends on what shirt I am wearing at the time.
If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?
Probably not. That freaks me out. Is the meat in a weird shape? Is it on a weird shaped plate? These are the questions I would need answered before I could answer.
If you had to eliminate one food group, you could never eat it again, which one would you choose?
Fruit, I love fruit, but I need the other ones.
What would be your favorite part about being a guy if you were one?
Writing words in the snow, or peeing out of car windows. Just pretty much that freedom of pee.
If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?
Can I flash my way out of this question?
What is the closest you've ever been to death?
Being in a plane is pretty nuts right?
What is your favorite jerky and why?
No idea.
What is the earliest time of day you're ever started drinking and why?
I am so boring, probably like four? That was recent too. I was at a wedding and I was really uncomfortable.
What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?
I tried to have a one night stand because I had never had one before, but we argued about how everything should go down and it took us six months to do anything. Worst one night stand ever.
Which of your boobs do you like better?
I just cant pick. If one was my favorite then the other one would resent me.
If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?
I would be a fly because they don't live long and they always seem pretty happy.
You have to choose one state in the U.S. to get rid of, which one?
Florida, but I don't know why. Maybe because it is the farthest away from me.
Describe your ideal Sunday morning.
I wake up, Forensic Files is on. My roommates have prepared me a great breakfast and I realize it is a Forensic Files marathon.
You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.
A reality show, where they follow around people that aren't rick, don't hoard, and don't extreme coupon.
If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?
The Dark Side Country.
Boxers or briefs? Why?
Boxer Briefs because they are just sexy.
Can a girl look hot in glasses?
Lots of girls look hot in glasses.
What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.
I can place like 17 quarters on my elbow and catch them with my hand. You have to see it for it to be even kind of cool.
Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? If so, why?
Yeah, but who hasn't. Same reason as anyone, I was young and I didn't know any better, and he had an okay personality, and didn't live too far away.
If any fantasy creature could be real, what would you choose?
Pokemon obviously.
What's the fattest fat person food you like?
Ice cream, at the rate I eat it trust me it is a fat person food.
Where is the worst place to have a zit?
Probably on your nose.
What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?
Dance Moms.
Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?
They do! Logic and Reason, because I dated a musician.
Define "antithetical". Don't cheat.
Oh you know, the anti theticals.
Where was your first date with a boy?
Spaghetti Factory I think.
What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?
It's good 4/1. Damn that one guy for ruining my streak.
Have you ever gotten arrested?
Not yet.
What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?
I didn't have one, lame I know.
If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?
Here lies Tiffani Heveroh, it was not yet her time.
Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.
Smells Like Regret Red.
What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?
Blue.
Are you hot?
People don't like pelt old food or rocks at me when I walk by.
What're you wearing right now, baby?
Jeans and a t shirt, oh and kb socks that actually match, that almost never happens.
Worst injury:
I have broken my left arm twice, both in bike accidents at age 3 and 11.
What's something you do if you really like a guy?
Forget how to talk or interact like a regular human, it is pretty entertaining.
What's up? My boy Trey is having like, this beach Beer BQ thing at his house with a couple close friends, you doing anything tonight?
Naw sounds douchey.
Did you ever go to a summer camp and hook-up?
Sadly no.
Geekiest thing about you:
I have a batman tattoo on my wrist, oh man I get geekier. I made myself a Watchmen clock that hangs in my room.
What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?
Rumor, cant think of any.
Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
Hell no.
When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?
No, I just create a protective barrier of toilet paper.
Hidden talent:
The quarter thing remember.
Have you ever been grounded?
Not really. I think my parents tried, but they would always forget the next day.
What's a good hangover cure?
Lots of water, no noise, and rest.
What's something all your past boyfriends have had in common?
Brown hair.
What grade were you in for first base? second? third? fourth?
10th for all of them.
Define all the bases.
1. kissing. 2. grouping. 3. oral/others 4. just the tip.
Have you ever been more attracted to a boyfriend's brother?
No I don't think so. Not yet anyways.
Worst/best Truth or Dare?
Truths are always lame.
Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?
I am a girl, I am convinced our underwear exist to give us wedgies.
Have you ever seen your parents naked?
No, no, no, no. No.
Most masculine attribute:
I hate spending a lot of time in stores.
Do you have any tattoos? If not, what would you get?
I have a batman tattoo on my wrist and a kite on the back of my neck.
Dream job:
Co Star on It's Always Sunny.
Bars or clubs?
Bars.
Shower or bath?
I usually shower, but baths are nice sometimes.
Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.
Probably just something about how in love with Leonardo Dicaprio I am. And that if only he could meet me he would know we were meant for each other, you know the usual.
Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?
Not yet, keep your fingers crossed though, this could be the year.
Current ringtone:
Vintage telephone. Kickin it old school.
Have you ever shot a gun?
Yes, it felt oh so right.
Ideal drunk food:
Burgers.
Worst job you've ever had:
Babysitting, good god.
Have you ever been fired from a job?
Yes once.
Movie everyone loves except you:
The Quest For the Holy Grail.
Movie everyone hates but you love:
The Hot Chick.
Guilty pleasure (not something lame like cookie dough):
The Jersey Shore.
What's the most epic way to die?
Probably a knife fight with Liam Neesan.
If you had to choose your last words right now:
Keep it real.
Do you legitimately hate anyone?
I like to think so.
Can you unwrap a Starburst with your tongue?
I can damn sure try.
I have a theory that girls can't whistle, can you?
I can, but not like any crazy bird calls or anything.
When was the last time you spit?
Every time I brush my teeth.
One thing you'd change about yourself:
I always thought it would be really fun to be really tall.
Would you ever ask a guy out?
Maybe, but it would take a lot of guts I am terrible with stuff like that.
Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?
Nope.
Pet peeve:
When people lick their fingers and then touch paper. What the hell is that?
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Not yet, I wish I had eye candy teachers.
Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?
No, just, not even at all.
If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you bring?
A space blanket, a first aid kit, and a Victrola.
What was your first ever screenname? You don't have to say it if you still use it.
I still use it! It is an AOL one, its so old, I had it back in the dial up days.
Most embarrassing moment:
Probably any time I have ever thought a guy was cute and tried to talk to him.
What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?
Critique a celebrity's outfit.
When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!
Never, not ever. Even if they wanted to talk about it, I would just leave the room.
Democrat, Republican or Green?
Democrat, but I am really into the death penalty.
Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?
Cause you know, bitches be trifflin.
Explain the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence:
I want you to go to the two stores too.
Definitely or definately?
Definitely, but it always gives me trouble.
When a guy cries do you think he's weak?
No, not unless its about something really weird like a double rainbow.
Was there ever a nerdy/geeky/smart kid in high school you thought was kind of cute but never told him?
Oh I am sure.
Girl's worst fear:
Getting huge.
Do you think you could eat all of your own hair without barfing?
God I hope not.
What's your favorite videogame, if any?
Rhythm Heaven, that game rocks my socks off.
How many Twinkies could you eat?
None, have you ever put those in water and let all the oil separate out, gross.
Which celebrity do you think you look like?
Eliza Dushku.
What is the worst song in the world and why?
Probably a beastie boys one.
Which canceled TV show would you bring back if you had the power?
Party Down, just hands down.
What's the most awkward thing you've ever said to a professor?
Can I just leave? Yeah they don't like it when you ask that.
What's worse, an annoying laugh or a really loud snore?
Loud snore.
What is the one thing you wish you could do better than anyone?
Break dance.
Who is the hottest female Disney character?
Belle maybe?
How many years were there between your first kiss and your first time?
Well my first kiss was when I was 16 so... four months.
Would you rather eat a tarantula or a snake?
Snake, spiders scare me even in death.
What's one male fashion accessory you could do without?
V necks.
What's the grossest habit you have?
Like I would tell you.
What's the meanest thing you ever said to another girl?
I win.
What's something no one knows about you?
I am an open book.
What's the most original thing a guy can do on a date?
Be nice!
What's the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you?
Magic trick. I have never wanted to be someone else so badly.
Have you ever hooked up with someone directly because of Facebook? Explain.
No way.
Do you ever just look at yourself naked in the mirror?
All the time. Have you ever seen a naked girl? We look great.
Who is, in your opinion, the sexiest woman alive? Would you make out with her?
I know it sounds silly but Megan Fox. I would so make out with her, how could I not.
What was the last book you read?
Stephen King, The Eyes of the Dragon. I loved it when I was a kid so I re read it.
What clich
It would really depend on how hot the guy was.
What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?
Doug.
Have you ever hooked-up with more than one person in a night?
Nope not yet. Still waiting on that whole wild phase thing to kick in.
What was your shortest relationship and why did you break up?
One day. He called me babe in a text message and I realized I didn't want to be in a commitment. I know, I am terrible. I just cant deal with the too soon pet names.
Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman?
As much as it pains me to say this realistically Superman.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Val Kilmer, obviously.
Straight up, what's the scariest color?
Bright Orange.
What's more important to you, your brains or your looks?
Ugh, I guess stupid brains are more important.
What's your favorite noise? Also, try and spell it.
Bowchickabowow.
Describe one time when you barfed.
Drunk I don't know.
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done, and survived?
River rafting?
The moon is beautiful, right? Would you sacrifice your favorite pet to save the moon?
Not even a little bit. Goodbye moon.
Describe the first time you ever made out with someone.
Scary. You are so afraid you aren't going to do it right, but then its not that scary.
Supposing they aren't fugly, is there anything anyone could say to you that would automatically get you to hook up with them?
Probably not, unless they were Hugh Jackman.
How much more beautiful are you compared to other girls at your school?
Good god, I don't know.
When was the last time you sat on Santa's lap?
I hope so very long ago.
You're hot. That's a given. But can you do math? What's the quadratic formula?
Nope, I am just going to have to rely on said hotness.
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Every day I drive on the road, Oregon drivers are insanely bad at driving.
If you could live in any fantasy world, which one would it be and why?
Pleasantville seemed nice, I love the clothes and Paul Walker has a, great personality.
What would it take for you to shave your head right now? Answer in something other than money.
Hugh Jackman.
What're your thoughts on Lindsey Lohan?
Meh.
Why do girls use ellipsis (...) so often? Most of the time they don't even use them correctly and a comma (,) is really the punctuation they're looking for.
Because we are charming, and they help convey tone in a way.
What's your favorite Eleanor Roosevelt quotation?
No idea.
Did you ever want to be a Spice Girl, and, if so, which one?
I liked Posh Spice, because her clothes were always really cute.
You have traveled back in time to kill Hitler. What will be your method of killing him?
I would just shoot him, I am not crazy about torturing.
Can I cheat off of you on this test? Tilt your ScanTron toward me.
Sure.
Would you ever keep a friend around who is less attractive entirely for the purpose of making yourself look even more attractive?
I mean, don't act like guys don't do that. We are on to you, we noticed that none of your friends are ever attractive.
Do you, uh, know where the, uh, weight room is?
I have a shake weight, that is about it.
What dinosaur, fictional or real, was the best? Would make the best pet? Would be the tastiest?
Little Foot. And I would never eat him.
How many pounds is "fat" to a girl?
It really depends on your height, but I am going to guess 145 and over.
Which fast food restaurant is sexier?
Subway.
Who would you rather hook up with Kermit or Elmo?
I think I would have to go A sexual at that point.
Is there an age you don't want to reach? How old is too old?
29, because you know 30 and over scares us young ones.
Be honest: do you exercise?
Not ever, its kind of pathetic. I should, you cant rely on genetics forever.
How many piercings do you have?
My ears and two dermals on my chest.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A grandma with a receding mo-hawk.
First CD ever bought?
NSYNC... I know.
Have you ever cheated on a test/boyfriend?
I have never cheated on a test for fear of being caught, and never cheated on a boyfriend for fear of being a thoughtless jerk.
Favorite day of the week?
Friday has always been good to me.
Do you wear a helmet when you bike?
Nope, I am lawless.
What's your favorite article of clothing?
Shirts are cool I guess.
Coffee or tea?
Tea.
Are you sugar, or spice?
Spiced sugar?
Favorite comedian?
Amir.
Have you ever had to use crutches?
No, not yet. Only for fun.
Do you collect anything?
I have two snow globes.
How many 5-year-olds could you beat in a fight? AT ONCE!
I mean I don't like to thinka bout it, but 15.
People who say "Reesies Piecies" instead of Reese's Pieces: What up with that?
They should probably just be put down.
Who would be your ideal mate if you were a dinosaur?
Another dinosaur, that treated me nice, and shared leaves.
Boxers or briefs or loin cloths?
Loin cloths.
If given the opportunity to travel back in time to the 80s, would you rock a pantsuit?
I would rock hammer pants.
What do you think is Abraham Lincoln's sexiest quality?
His great choice in theaters... too soon?
What's the thing that makes you laugh every time you see it?
That blind spot commercial, have you seen that? It is hilarious.
What's your favorite Salman Rushdie novel?
Eeek, no clue.
Would you rather date Legolas or Aragorn? Why?
Legolas because he is single.
What is your snuggle policy? Are you adamantly against being big spoon?
I mean anything is possible.
Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean?
It is somewhere in the middle.
If you had to burn bras, books, or witches, which would you burn and why?
Bras because you can buy new ones.
Drawing from your personal experience, state why you think all girls suck except for you.
All girls do not suck, I know so many awesome girls.
If you HAD to get a tattoo on your face, what would it be of?
A freckle.
What's the best dance song of all time?
Kool and the Gang, get down on it.
Imagine we were about to get into a physical fight. What's your move for taking me down?
Punching you the the throat obviously.
Have you ever been straight up rejected when you went in to kiss someone?
No thank god, that would be horrible.
What's the least attractive piece of clothing you own?
I have an African style moo-moo that I found at goodwill. I am keeping that baby for life.
If you could punch one person in the face with no repercussions, who would it be and why?
Chandler, but I don't know why.
What one food would you choose to live off for the rest of your life?
Spaghetti hands down.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Ireland.
What is one show you wished you were really into while it was on TV?
Friends.
What movie do you quote from the most?
Step Brothers.
What movie will you stop and watch on TV, regardless of what you were doing?
Overboard. Classic!
What famous person do you hear yourself compared to most?
Phil Heartman.
Besides model or actress, what's one career you wish you could pursue?
Dental Hygiene.
What is the oldest age you can be a virgin without it being weird?
19
If no one would ever find out, who is someone embarrassing you would like to make out with?
Amir, but I would not be embarrassed.
Why do girls like elliptical machines so much?
They just make sense okay.
What was your best halloween costume?
Naughty something, who knows.
How many days can I go without showering before you consider me undateable?
Three, maybe four if I really like you.
Describe your ideal worst date.
Anything involving a basement.
You're on an asteroid and your daughter's fiancee draws the short straw to sacrifice his life to divert it from destroying the Earth. What do you do?
Tell her there are other fish in the sea.
Why does Nickelback suck so hard?
I think its his voice, or that spiderman movie, I don't know.
What's the last lie you were caught in?
Not throwing away a picture of a hot guy, man I got busted hard on that one.
Which Rocky opponent would you fight if you had to fight one?
Apollo, because that is the only one I know.
If you HAD to pick one, which of the following would you say is most-likely real: Leprechauns, Bigfoot, or the Lochness Monster?
Bigfoot, but I am from the Northwest.
Rollercoasters or waterslides?
Waterslides all day.
Have you ever made an online purchase you regret?
Yes, stupid over sized clutch purse.
How good would a guy have to be at videogames for you to be impressed?
I think I have dated too many gamers to be impressed.
How hot is CollegeHumor's Jeff Rubin? Really hot, right?
Too hot.
Did you like Avatar?
I liked it okay.
What was the last book your read twice?
The Eyes of the Dragon.
Are your friends mostly guys or mostly girls?
I think its pretty even these days, maybe more girls right now.
Is your mom on Facebook, and what does she do with it?
She is! I am not sure what she does other than keep me from posting anything too inappropriate. I had to say goodbye to my provocative pictures that day.
What's the point of really fancy underwear? I'm talking like the really high end stuff.
Getting laid.
What's the strangest food you've ever eaten?
Thai food.
If you could create your own mythical animal, what would you make, and what would you name it?
A bird fish, and I would name him Bish.
If bananas were another color, what color would they be?
White.
What band are you most ashamed of liking?
Tool.
How long have you been a hot girl?
Hrmm.... since eighth grade, before that dog ugly.
Ever done a master cleanse?
Not that I know of.
Would you gain 25 pounds for $2500?
no sir.
Would you rather have sex once a day for the rest of your life or once a week for the rest of your life?
Once a day. I could go for five times a week, but once a week, that's just not happening.

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