Emily from Eau Claire, WI

School: University of Wisconsin-Madison Year: Sophmore Major: Communications

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What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?
No pick up lines I've ever heard have worked on me. I like guys to be genuine.
Tell us an original joke.
What's a cowboy's favorite dinosaur?? A Bronco-saurus!!!
How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?
I've been working on it! I can almost do one and a half!
Have you ever made a guy cry, why?
Yeah, I just go for the sensitive guys!
What's your favorite song to sing in the shower?
Definitely stuff from the Book Mormon soundtrack. That's my new obsession!
If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?
Is there any other way????
Underwear choice:
Anything from Victoria's Secret!
What's your REAL hair color?
Dirty blonde. I wish I was a redhead
If you could live anywhere, where wouldn't it be?
The deep south. Boring.
Favorite Smell:
Estee Lauder pleasures :)
Least favorite band:
Nickelback. Hands down.
How do you get to the highway from here?
I don't know.
Weirdest dream:
One time I dreamt that zombies took over my hometown. It was terrifying!
What would you do with 10,000 dollars?
Pay for college. That's my top priority at the moment haha
Describe your perfect date.
I like when a guy surprises me. I would love for him to tell me to dress up and look nice, but not tell me what were doing, and then surprise me with something amazing like going to see a show or going on a boat ride, or anything romantic!
What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?
Spit
What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?
Body odor, definitely. I would have to be standing at least seven feet away at all times. I could not tolerate that!
Worst state in the union:
Kentucky
Let me guess, you're a tomboy right? Why are you lying to me?
No.
What's the funniest thing in the world to you?
Miranda Sings (Colleen Ballinger) on youtube. She is hilarious.
Favorite look on a guy:
I like the clean-cut, preppy look. Someone I can bring home to my family!
What's your beauty secret?
Sleeping. I need my 9 or 10 hours!
Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?
Nothing beats snuggling!
Funniest sex term:
ZJ. If you have to ask what it is, you can't afford it. Name that movie.
Favorite position. For sitting:
On my butt.
Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?
Back rubbed definitely. I have some tense muscles!
Do you fart?
Nope. Girls don't fart.
What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?
Win a Date With Tad Hamilton. Biggest mistake ever.
What is your favorite online video?
The Yes Dance. Never gets old!
What is your favorite 80's song?
Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners!
What do you get on your pizza?
There's this awesome place in Madison called Ian's Pizza and you can get macaroni and cheese pizza. Best thing ever!
What Disney character would you be and why?
Mulan. She has girl power fighting out there with the boys!
What game show do you think you would do the best on and why?
Wheel of Fortune! I have a way with words!
What is your favorite superhero movie?
X-men First Class! I'm not usually into superhero movies, but that one got to me!
What is the grossest thing you ever ate?
Green Beans. I tried them when I was in first grade and I almost puked. Now just the smell of them makes me nauseous.
Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?
Not for president yet! But I would vote for American Idol every week!
Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.
I'm not too into weddings. I would want something quaint with just close friends and family. And I want it to be outside!
Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?
Every once in awhile, why not? I prefer little spoon!
What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?
Vomiting. I've been terrified of that since I was little. I haven't puked in almost eight years. I don't let myself!
What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?
Move Bitch by Ludacris. It's not that embarrassing I guess, but I do know all the words!
What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for dick heads?
I don't really chew gum actually! And girls fall for dickheads, because they think that THEY can be the ones to change them. But they really can't.
How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting?
maybe eight!
Breast implants, for or against?
I mean, people can do what they want, but I would never get them. I'm happy with my body!
If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?
Ehhh I don't think I could. Unless I needed to for survival!
If you had to eliminate one food group, you could never eat it again, which one would you choose?
Probably meat. It kinda grosses me out!
What would be your favorite part about being a guy if you were one?
Not giving birth!
If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?
5.
What is the closest you've ever been to death?
Um. When I was little I almost got hit by a car!
What is the earliest time of day you're ever started drinking and why?
8 AM for a UW football game!
Which of your boobs do you like better?
I don't discriminate! I love them both!
If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?
Probably a preying mantis. They have a sweet name, and they also have a sort of grace about them.
You have to choose one state in the U.S. to get rid of, which one?
Kentucky. I felt like I was in the 1800s when I drove through there.
Describe your ideal Sunday morning.
Sleeping until noon and then watching movies all day!
You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.
I actually had to do this in my Intro to Television class two weeks ago! I would pick a post-apolcalyptic theme and have there be six survivors. All of them extremely different from each other. They are just trying to survive each day!
If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?
The moon.
Boxers or briefs? Why?
Briefs, because they look sexy!
Can a girl look hot in glasses?
Definitely! It depends on who is wearing them!
What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.
I can bend my thumb all the way down to my wrist!
Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? If so, why?
If any fantasy creature could be real, what would you choose?
Unicorns! I want a pet one.
What's the fattest fat person food you like?
Deep fried oreos are the best!
Where is the worst place to have a zit?
The smack dab middle of your forehead.
What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?
iCarly. So addicting for some reason!
Where was your first date with a boy?
Well, when I was in kindergarten, a boy came over and we were wrestling and he kissed my leg. Does that count?
What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?
I didn't get a superlative! I was in the running for best smile though! My senior quote was from the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure: "All we are... is dust in the wind, dude."
What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?
Periwinkle! I love the name of that, it makes me want to skip around!
Are you hot?
You tell me.
Worst injury:
I popped my knee out from dancing and it got sprained. My kneecap actually chipped! It was horrible.
What's something you do if you really like a guy?
I will go right out and tell him. I won't play any games.
Geekiest thing about you:
I read for fun way too much. Over this past summer I read over twenty novels.
What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?
I heard that one of my friends in middle school was a crack whore.
When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?
Depends on how dirty it is!
Have you ever been grounded?
Yes.
What's a good hangover cure?
More drinking!
Define all the bases.
First Base- Kissing, somewhat making out Second Base- Hard Core making out, groping/fondling outside of clothes Third Base- Oral, naked touching Home- SEX!!!!
Worst/best Truth or Dare?
Worst Dare? I had to do naked cartwheels in the snow. That was so painful.
Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?
Have you ever seen your parents naked?
Unfortunately on accident.
Do you have any tattoos? If not, what would you get?
I have two tattoos and I love them! One is a cluster of stars on my lower right hip and my other says "Imagine" with a peace sign on my chest.
Dream job:
Working for a major TV network.
Bars or clubs?
Clubs, for sure.
Shower or bath?
Shower! When I take a bath I feel like I'm sitting in my own dirt.
Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.
Probably something along the lines of "I wore a miniskirt to school today without mom knowing." I know, such a rebel, right?
Current ringtone:
Some shitty iPhone ringtone.
Have you ever shot a gun?
An airsoft! It was scary.
Ideal drunk food:
I just learned last weekend that it's subs from Jimmy John's. Most delicious thing ever.
Worst job you've ever had:
Making sandwiches at 7 in the morning in the basement of the student union with a bunch of men who only speak Spanish.
Have you ever been fired from a job?
Nope! I'm a hard worker!
Movie everyone loves except you:
The Dark Knight. I did not understand one minute of that movie.
Movie everyone hates but you love:
Troll 2. It's so hilariously bad!
What's the most epic way to die?
Some form of skydiving. Or bungee jumping off a bridge. Or kayaking down a waterfall. So many options!
Do you legitimately hate anyone?
Michelle Bachmann makes me want to puke.
Can you unwrap a Starburst with your tongue?
I've tried! I can't :(
I have a theory that girls can't whistle, can you?
Yes I can! Most of my friends can't though!
When was the last time you spit?
Ew. I don't.
One thing you'd change about yourself:
Nothing! I'm happy with the way I am.
Would you ever ask a guy out?
Yeah, why not?
Pet peeve:
People who chew/swallow loudly or with their mouth open.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes! I had a gym teacher from Wales and he had the most amazing accent in the world!
Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?
Hell no.
If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you bring?
Some food, my phone, and a boat to get off of the island.
What was your first ever screenname? You don't have to say it if you still use it.
Oh god. I think it was LeosGurl3815. Named after Leonardo DiCaprio of course.
Most embarrassing moment:
Probably the billion times I've fallen down or up the stairs in front of people.
What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?
Well, I have a lot of gay friends, so a lot of things!
When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!
They already know, and they are happy with it!
Democrat, Republican or Green?
Democrat, all the way!
Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?
Because she didn't mature along with the rest of our friends.
Explain the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence:
Stacy is going to eat two pizzas with us, too.
Definitely or definately?
Um definitely. Whoever spells it the second way needs to go finish elementary school.
When a guy cries do you think he's weak?
It depends on the situation. But I love sensitive guys!
Girl's worst fear:
Ending up alone!
Do you think you could eat all of your own hair without barfing?
No
What's your favorite videogame, if any?
Supermario world on Supernintendo!
How many Twinkies could you eat?
Like ten!
Which celebrity do you think you look like?
Some people say like a mixture of Marion Cotillard and Kristen Stewart
What is the worst song in the world and why?
Anything by Nickelback
Which canceled TV show would you bring back if you had the power?
That's So Raven! I miss that show so much!
What's worse, an annoying laugh or a really loud snore?
A really loud snore!!!
What is the one thing you wish you could do better than anyone?
Sing!
Who is the hottest female Disney character?
Selena Gomez is pretty sexy.
What's one male fashion accessory you could do without?
Any necklaces. I think they look pretty douchey.
What's the grossest habit you have?
Pulling out my eyebrow hair. I know, that's kind of weird.
What's the meanest thing you ever said to another girl?
I try to be nice to everyone, but there have been several times that I've called my sister a fucking dumbass bitch or something along those lines.
What's the most original thing a guy can do on a date?
Surprise me!
What's the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you?
Tried to hold my hand the first time we were hanging out in a few years and he knew I had a boyfriend too. It was just an awkward situation.
Who is, in your opinion, the sexiest woman alive? Would you make out with her?
Sophia Bush for sure! And I would make out with her in a heartbeat!
What was the last book you read?
This horrible textbook for my Africa class.
What clich
NONE!
What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?
Arthur!
Have you ever hooked-up with more than one person in a night?
No
What was your shortest relationship and why did you break up?
One week. Because I was in middle school and that's what you do.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Aaron Carter. He is so ugly now!
Straight up, what's the scariest color?
Brown. It just weirds me out.
What's more important to you, your brains or your looks?
My brains!
What's your favorite noise? Also, try and spell it.
I love the noise of suction cups being pulled off of something. It's like "Shloooop!"
You're hot. That's a given. But can you do math? What's the quadratic formula?
a = (-b+ or - sqrt(b^2-4ac))/2a. BOOM!
If you could live in any fantasy world, which one would it be and why?
Harry Potter's world. I would have a British accent and be able to do magic!
What would it take for you to shave your head right now? Answer in something other than money.
The lives of my friends and family being in jeopardy.
What're your thoughts on Lindsey Lohan?
I miss how she was in the parent trap!
Did you ever want to be a Spice Girl, and, if so, which one?
Ginger Spice! She is a redhead and all about girl power!!
You have traveled back in time to kill Hitler. What will be your method of killing him?
I would gas him to give him a taste of his own medicine!
Would you ever keep a friend around who is less attractive entirely for the purpose of making yourself look even more attractive?
Not for that reason in general!!
How many pounds is "fat" to a girl?
It depends on your height!
Which fast food restaurant is sexier?
Wendy's. She's a pretty sexy redhead.
Is there an age you don't want to reach? How old is too old?
One I'm past 23, life will lose meaning!
Be honest: do you exercise?
I try to go to Zumba class at least once a week!
How many piercings do you have?
Two in each ear, belly button, and nose.
First CD ever bought?
Nsync no strings attached!
Have you ever cheated on a test/boyfriend?
I always cheat on tests!
Favorite day of the week?
Friday or Saturday!
Do you wear a helmet when you bike?
No. I'm probably going to die.
What's your favorite article of clothing?
I love sweatpants!
Coffee or tea?
Green tea!
Are you sugar, or spice?
Sugar with a pinch of spice!
Favorite comedian?
Jenna Marbles! Love her!
Have you ever had to use crutches?
Yes. When I sprained my stupid knee!
If given the opportunity to travel back in time to the 80s, would you rock a pantsuit?
Oh for sure!
What do you think is Abraham Lincoln's sexiest quality?
That sexy beard of his.
Would you rather date Legolas or Aragorn? Why?
Legolas!! Orlando Bloom!
What is your snuggle policy? Are you adamantly against being big spoon?
I always try to be little spoon!
Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean?
The motion in the ocean! For sure!
If you had to burn bras, books, or witches, which would you burn and why?
My textbooks. because they suck.
If you HAD to get a tattoo on your face, what would it be of?
a little star!
What's the best dance song of all time?
Get Low by Lil Jon!!
What's the least attractive piece of clothing you own?
Granny panties...
If you could punch one person in the face with no repercussions, who would it be and why?
This stupid sorority bitch, because she's an uppity whore.
What one food would you choose to live off for the rest of your life?
Salad
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Europe!
What is one show you wished you were really into while it was on TV?
Friends! So obsessed now.
What movie do you quote from the most?
Stepbrothers. I know every single line.
What movie will you stop and watch on TV, regardless of what you were doing?
Titanic!
What is the oldest age you can be a virgin without it being weird?
I would say 21 or 22.
Why do girls like elliptical machines so much?
Because they are easy and fun!
What was your best halloween costume?
I was Glinda when I was really little. That dress was massive.
How many days can I go without showering before you consider me undateable?
Probably around three.
Describe your ideal worst date.
Any date with a dull, emotionless guy.
Why does Nickelback suck so hard?
Because they are the band of Satan.
What's the last lie you were caught in?
Probably sneaking someone into my house.
If you HAD to pick one, which of the following would you say is most-likely real: Leprechauns, Bigfoot, or the Lochness Monster?
Bigfoot, because there seem to be sooo many "sightings!" hahaha
Rollercoasters or waterslides?
Waterslides because they're dark and scary!
Have you ever made an online purchase you regret?
Oh yes.
How good would a guy have to be at videogames for you to be impressed?
Doesn't matter at all.
Did you like Avatar?
It was okay. Just okay.
What was the last book your read twice?
I'm sad to say I've read Twilight eight times.
Are your friends mostly guys or mostly girls?
Mostly girls!
Is your mom on Facebook, and what does she do with it?
Hell no. I would never be friends with her.
What's the point of really fancy underwear? I'm talking like the really high end stuff.
Looking sexy!
What's the strangest food you've ever eaten?
Oysters. They were alive!!
What band are you most ashamed of liking?
Cradle of Filth! There's a thing about their screaming
Would you gain 25 pounds for $2500?
no way
Would you rather have sex once a day for the rest of your life or once a week for the rest of your life?
Once a day!

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