Bethany from Berea, KY

School: Berea College Year: Senior Major: Sociology

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What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?
Pick up lines are sooooo lame! But, I have always been a fan of "I lost my number, can I have yours?!" Or....hey, you're beautiful, those eyes have me hypnotized, wanna date? I love when you try!
Tell us an original joke.
What did the guy mushroom say to the hot girl mushroom? Hey....let's date...I'm a real fungi!!!!
How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?
Maybe ten.....maybe.
Have you ever made a guy cry, why?
Yea....I think I broke his heart. I didn't mean to...I just wanted interested.
What's your favorite song to sing in the shower?
I LOVE to sing "All of the Lights." It is my favorite song ever...but when I want to feel sexy, I sing "Motivation"
If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?
Of course. How else does one do it?
Underwear choice:
Lace thong.
What's your REAL hair color?
Brown.
If you could live anywhere, where wouldn't it be?
Somewhere super cold...I hate that stuff.
Favorite Smell:
Skin after having been lotioned.
Least favorite band:
Anything country. Nope, not doing that.
How do you get to the highway from here?
Follow this road, make a left, make a right...then you are there.
Weirdest dream:
I watched a friend have sex with someone....I did nothing in the dream but watch. Super strange.
What would you do with 10,000 dollars?
Buy clothessssss. And shoes....SHOP!
Describe your perfect date.
Something sweet...maybe not the traditional movie and dinner. I would LOVE for him to cook for me!
What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?
Not show their feelings...
What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?
Yellow teeth...we can fix BO with some smelly good really quickly.
Worst state in the union:
Michigan.
Let me guess, you're a tomboy right? Why are you lying to me?
Not at all....I am SOOO feminine.
What's the funniest thing in the world to you?
Weirdly shaped people.
How much money is in your savings account?
Um.....around $600
Favorite look on a guy:
Smart and sophisticated. Love skinny jeans and toms.
What's your beauty secret?
I brush my eyelashes!
Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?
Snuggling.
Most awkward sex move:
Spitting....ew.
Funniest sex term:
Froggy-style.
Favorite position. For sitting:
One leg over the other.
Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?
HAIR!
Do you fart?
Ew. No. Gross. I don't even burp.
What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?
Fighter. I think that is what it was called.
What is your favorite online video?
The hamster car commercial to "Party Rock Anthem"
What is your favorite 80's song?
Bright Eyes!
What do you get on your pizza?
Bacon!
What Disney character would you be and why?
Jasmine. Because I am beautiful. And I want her tiger.
What game show do you think you would do the best on and why?
Wheel of Fortune. I am good with the English vernacular.
What is your favorite superhero movie?
Batman.
What is the grossest thing you ever ate?
Squid.
Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?
Obama for President....never for American Idol.
Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.
Outside in nature, no bugs though....in a pretty white fitting gown. Maybe have a husband waiting for me too.
Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?
I think so.
What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?
I am afraid of worms...only after it rains and they start crawling on the sidewalk!
What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?
A number of country songs....because i grew up with it.
What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for dick heads?
I looove strawberry gum. And it is because they are the most interesting and have girls figured out...for the most part.
How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting?
I hate chicken nuggets!
Breast implants, for or against?
Against. All real baby!
If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?
Nope.
If you had to eliminate one food group, you could never eat it again, which one would you choose?
Um.....sugars.
What would be your favorite part about being a guy if you were one?
Being able to have a ton of girls without the stigma.
If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?
5?
What is the closest you've ever been to death?
Allergic reaction to medicine.
What is your favorite jerky and why?
Slim Jim!!! Stick form.
What is the earliest time of day you're ever started drinking and why?
12 noon.....had nothing else to do.
What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?
Threesome with two guys....guys performing in front of other guys doesn't work lol
Which of your boobs do you like better?
The right one, if I had to choose. Her name is Tati. Her twin is Ana....TATIANA. Yes, i have named them.
If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?
I would be an ant. They are super strong!
You have to choose one state in the U.S. to get rid of, which one?
Alaska....Sarah Palin. Need I say more?
Describe your ideal Sunday morning.
Church....and then sleeeeep.
You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.
Follow me around at college. Yep. Original cause I am original. Eat that!
If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?
Lunacide. Idk. First thought.
Boxers or briefs? Why?
Briefs....i like to seeee what I'm in for. LOL
Can a girl look hot in glasses?
Definitely. Sexy smart.
What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.
I can tell when two people have had sex or if they will.
Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? If so, why?
Yea...I was trying the good guy thing.
If any fantasy creature could be real, what would you choose?
Unicorn. I want one.
What's the fattest fat person food you like?
Putting sour cream on everything.
Where is the worst place to have a zit?
Right on your lip. Hurts like a mother!
What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?
Glee.
Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?
Tati-ana.
Define "antithetical". Don't cheat.
Against something? Opposed to something?
Where was your first date with a boy?
Movies.
What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?
About even I guess.
Have you ever gotten arrested?
Never.
What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?
Most likely to live in a Spanish-speaking country.
If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?
Heck, Idk.
Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.
Pussy-lip pink.
What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?
Green!
Are you hot?
Most definitely
What're you wearing right now, baby?
Jeans and a cute sweater!
Worst injury:
Bump on the head....
What's something you do if you really like a guy?
Smile a lot.
What's up? My boy Trey is having like, this beach Beer BQ thing at his house with a couple close friends, you doing anything tonight?
I am hanging out with this guy named Trey tonight....
Did you ever go to a summer camp and hook-up?
Nope.
Geekiest thing about you:
I speak from a dictionary half the time.
What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?
One of my friends had slept with my crush....
Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
I have.
When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?
Nah.
Hidden talent:
I have a talented tongue.
Have you ever been grounded?
No.
What's a good hangover cure?
Sleep.
What's something all your past boyfriends have had in common?
They have been black.
What grade were you in for first base? second? third? fourth?
All in highschool....
Define all the bases.
1: Kiss 2: Hands over clothes on tit-tays! 3: Under the shirt!!! In the pants!! 4: Bedrocking!!
Have you ever been more attracted to a boyfriend's brother?
Nope.
Worst/best Truth or Dare?
Best dare is always to streak!
Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?
No.
Have you ever seen your parents naked?
yea...ugh.
Most masculine attribute:
Of myself? I have large hands.
Do you have any tattoos? If not, what would you get?
I have one. On my shoulder.
Dream job:
No idea...something where I can do crap all day.
Bars or clubs?
Clubs.
Shower or bath?
Bath. I love bubbles.
Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.
Why am I so fat! I want to cut off my love handle. (Yea...those were hard times!)
Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?
Yea.....campus police are lame.
Current ringtone:
Nicki Minaj part on "Where them girls at"
Have you ever shot a gun?
yea.
Ideal drunk food:
McDonalds.
Worst job you've ever had:
Subway.
Have you ever been fired from a job?
No.
Movie everyone loves except you:
Predator.
Movie everyone hates but you love:
Sublime.
Guilty pleasure (not something lame like cookie dough):
Sour Cream and Onion Chips.
What's the most epic way to die?
Shark attack.
If you had to choose your last words right now:
How's my hair?
Do you legitimately hate anyone?
I do.
Can you unwrap a Starburst with your tongue?
Probably.
I have a theory that girls can't whistle, can you?
I cannot.
When was the last time you spit?
The other day...ate something terrible.
One thing you'd change about yourself:
Flatter stomach.
Would you ever ask a guy out?
No.
Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?
No.
Pet peeve:
Saying "um"
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Sure.
Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?
Maybe....
If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you bring?
Ipod, huge supply of chips, soap.
What was your first ever screenname? You don't have to say it if you still use it.
Disturbedgreenalien7
Most embarrassing moment:
Fell down some stairs carrying a box.
What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?
Chapstick...
When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!
Probably not ever.
Democrat, Republican or Green?
Dem.
Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?
She had a kid....kids do that I guess.
Explain the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence:
There are a two words that you can refer to that are similar.....too.
Definitely or definately?
Definitely.
When a guy cries do you think he's weak?
No.
Was there ever a nerdy/geeky/smart kid in high school you thought was kind of cute but never told him?
Yea....
Girl's worst fear:
Getting fat.
Do you think you could eat all of your own hair without barfing?
No. Never. I would never do that.
What's your favorite videogame, if any?
SIMS.
How many Twinkies could you eat?
One.
Which celebrity do you think you look like?
The one with brown hair and the teeth.
What is the worst song in the world and why?
Anything by Taylor Swift.
Which canceled TV show would you bring back if you had the power?
um....TV? Hello?
What's the most awkward thing you've ever said to a professor?
I don't remember what it was...i just know the whole conversation was strange.
What's worse, an annoying laugh or a really loud snore?
Annoying laugh...It would be something that i would hear more often i think.
What is the one thing you wish you could do better than anyone?
Sing. I think it would bet me places in life.
Who is the hottest female Disney character?
Jasmine. She is foreign so of course she hot.
How many years were there between your first kiss and your first time?
Like three.
Would you rather eat a tarantula or a snake?
I could eat snake....cooked of course.
What's one male fashion accessory you could do without?
Shorts shorter than knees....not cool.
What's the grossest habit you have?
I scratch everything on my face.....bumps and everything have to go!
What's the meanest thing you ever said to another girl?
You are nothing to me little girl.
What's something no one knows about you?
I know that I am skinny...but I won't admit it.
What's the most original thing a guy can do on a date?
Cook for me.
What's the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you?
Putting his hand around my waist....what am i supposed to do with myself?
Have you ever hooked up with someone directly because of Facebook? Explain.
Yea....that is how we started talking....
Do you ever just look at yourself naked in the mirror?
I do....look at the bad parts and the good parts.
Who is, in your opinion, the sexiest woman alive? Would you make out with her?
Angelina Jolie. And yes, in a heartbeat.
What was the last book you read?
Something by Wendell Berry.
What clich
I love your eyes....let me look at them over dinner?
What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?
Arthur.
Have you ever hooked-up with more than one person in a night?
No.
What was your shortest relationship and why did you break up?
I don't do relationships per se....so.....i can't answer.
Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman?
Batman of course.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Johnny Depp.
Straight up, what's the scariest color?
Dingy brown.
What's more important to you, your brains or your looks?
Brains.
What's your favorite noise? Also, try and spell it.
One of Kanye's urghhhhh.
Describe one time when you barfed.
After taking some medicine.....I had just eaten my chicken soup...it came up like it went in ew.
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done, and survived?
Ridden on top of a car...
The moon is beautiful, right? Would you sacrifice your favorite pet to save the moon?
um......no.
Describe the first time you ever made out with someone.
In a Charger...it was super hot...except now i think the dude was super ugly....so....i just liked the car.
Supposing they aren't fugly, is there anything anyone could say to you that would automatically get you to hook up with them?
I want your beautiful body on mine.
How much more beautiful are you compared to other girls at your school?
Pretty exponentially I would say...
When was the last time you sat on Santa's lap?
Never.
You're hot. That's a given. But can you do math? What's the quadratic formula?
ax^2+bx+c=0 (I was once a math major) :D
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Ridden on top of a moving car.
If you could live in any fantasy world, which one would it be and why?
Harry Potter's world of course.
What would it take for you to shave your head right now? Answer in something other than money.
If I had cancer and it was gonna happen anyway...i love my hair too much for anything else.
What're your thoughts on Lindsey Lohan?
She's....alright.
Why do girls use ellipsis (...) so often? Most of the time they don't even use them correctly and a comma (,) is really the punctuation they're looking for.
I had no idea...but I do it a lot...I think it signifies thinking for me. Like....pause....finish.
What's your favorite Eleanor Roosevelt quotation?
I know none.
Did you ever want to be a Spice Girl, and, if so, which one?
Never.
You have traveled back in time to kill Hitler. What will be your method of killing him?
I have always favored sneaky murders...like...poison his mimosa....
Can I cheat off of you on this test? Tilt your ScanTron toward me.
No! Idiot.
Would you ever keep a friend around who is less attractive entirely for the purpose of making yourself look even more attractive?
No....that is sad.
Do you, uh, know where the, uh, weight room is?
I do.....right next to the cardio room. Maybe you should learn where it is chump.
What dinosaur, fictional or real, was the best? Would make the best pet? Would be the tastiest?
Velociraptor. I think a bronchiasauras would make the best pet...and....TRex would be a delicacy.
How many pounds is "fat" to a girl?
140 lbs.
Which fast food restaurant is sexier?
Taco Bell.....that accent is to die for.
Who would you rather hook up with Kermit or Elmo?
Kermit. Green does it for me.
Is there an age you don't want to reach? How old is too old?
I don't want to be 50
Be honest: do you exercise?
I do.
How many piercings do you have?
Two
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Awesome.
First CD ever bought?
Alicia Keys.
Have you ever cheated on a test/boyfriend?
Yes.
Favorite day of the week?
Thursday....no idea why...just like how it is spelled.
Do you wear a helmet when you bike?
Never.
What's your favorite article of clothing?
Jeans!!!! I have a certified jean fetish.
Coffee or tea?
Coffee.
Are you sugar, or spice?
Sugar...yea, I'm sweet.
Favorite comedian?
Kevin Hart.
Have you ever had to use crutches?
nope...but I have used my brother's.
Do you collect anything?
Music.
How many 5-year-olds could you beat in a fight? AT ONCE!
Probably two.
People who say "Reesies Piecies" instead of Reese's Pieces: What up with that?
Idiots.
Who would be your ideal mate if you were a dinosaur?
One of the T-Rex's from Jurassic Park two...they are very parental!
Boxers or briefs or loin cloths?
Briefs.
If given the opportunity to travel back in time to the 80s, would you rock a pantsuit?
Probably, yes.
What do you think is Abraham Lincoln's sexiest quality?
That hat....there is some style there.
What's the thing that makes you laugh every time you see it?
Fat people.
What's your favorite Salman Rushdie novel?
No idea who that is.
Would you rather date Legolas or Aragorn? Why?
Legolas for sure!
What is your snuggle policy? Are you adamantly against being big spoon?
I like when you rub me while we snuggle. I could be big spoon...maybe.
Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean?
Motion of course...but a big ship is a plus!
If you had to burn bras, books, or witches, which would you burn and why?
Books....all that is digital now cuz!
Drawing from your personal experience, state why you think all girls suck except for you.
Um....they aren't me. Simple.
If you HAD to get a tattoo on your face, what would it be of?
Mole lol
What's the best dance song of all time?
Back that Azz up.
Imagine we were about to get into a physical fight. What's your move for taking me down?
Knee in the back.
Have you ever been straight up rejected when you went in to kiss someone?
No.
What's the least attractive piece of clothing you own?
A jacket...I don't wear it tho.
If you could punch one person in the face with no repercussions, who would it be and why?
A stupid girl. It would make life better i think.
What one food would you choose to live off for the rest of your life?
Pasta.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
A city....with Spanish men.
What is one show you wished you were really into while it was on TV?
i'm not a big TV person...
What movie do you quote from the most?
Anything with Will Ferrell and the Hangover.
What movie will you stop and watch on TV, regardless of what you were doing?
Anything funny really.
What famous person do you hear yourself compared to most?
None of them....
Besides model or actress, what's one career you wish you could pursue?
Photographer.
What is the oldest age you can be a virgin without it being weird?
20
If no one would ever find out, who is someone embarrassing you would like to make out with?
A nerdy guy...not hot by any standard...but that intellect!
Why do girls like elliptical machines so much?
They are easy on the knees!
What was your best halloween costume?
Cop.
How many days can I go without showering before you consider me undateable?
Maybe two.
Describe your ideal worst date.
Terrible conversation.....at a buffet.
You're on an asteroid and your daughter's fiancee draws the short straw to sacrifice his life to divert it from destroying the Earth. What do you do?
Tell her how sorry I am...idk....I am not about to die...real talk.
Why does Nickelback suck so hard?
Cause it is so mundanely repetitive.
What's the last lie you were caught in?
Who I had been talking to....
Which Rocky opponent would you fight if you had to fight one?
I don't know any opponent's
If you HAD to pick one, which of the following would you say is most-likely real: Leprechauns, Bigfoot, or the Lochness Monster?
Lochness. He could be hiding in the water somewhere and nobody know.
Rollercoasters or waterslides?
Rollercoaster
Have you ever made an online purchase you regret?
Yea....the clothes didn't fit...
How good would a guy have to be at videogames for you to be impressed?
I honestly don't care.
How hot is CollegeHumor's Jeff Rubin? Really hot, right?
Of course.
Did you like Avatar?
I do.
What was the last book your read twice?
I don't remember.
Are your friends mostly guys or mostly girls?
Guys.
Is your mom on Facebook, and what does she do with it?
Yes....random crap....idk.
What's the point of really fancy underwear? I'm talking like the really high end stuff.
Self-confidence? And to look fancy!
What's the strangest food you've ever eaten?
Oyster.
If you could create your own mythical animal, what would you make, and what would you name it?
A creature that resembles a cat, but that can fly and is super tiny. I would call it.....Terry.
If bananas were another color, what color would they be?
Brown.
What band are you most ashamed of liking?
Nickelback...now. lol
How long have you been a hot girl?
Since highschool.
Ever done a master cleanse?
Nah.
Would you gain 25 pounds for $2500?
Probably not.
Would you rather have sex once a day for the rest of your life or once a week for the rest of your life?
Once a day.

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