Marie from Genoa City, WI

School: Carthage College Year: Super Senior Major: Political Science, Philosophy, and Sociology (Yes, Three)

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What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?
While pick up lines might work on some girls I automatically discount any guy who tried to use one on me. I want a gentleman with refinement, not a guy with a cliché line looking to get laid through the use of clever objectification. To me , a pick up line signifies that he doesn’t have the confidence to win me over by being himself.
Tell us an original joke.
Sorry, I'm not much of a comedian.
How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?
None. Shopping is my only form of exercise.
Have you ever made a guy cry, why?
Funny story about that. About three weeks ago. To put it most simply, we had dinner with my parents on the patio. After meeting my dad for the first time, I drove him back home in my Benz with him sniffling and crying. He was a hot tamale, but that was a major turn-off.
What's your favorite song to sing in the shower?
Hit Me With Your Best Shot â€“ Pat Benatar
If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?
Of course. Life is much too short not to enjoy one’s self.
Underwear choice:
Any style so long as they’re black and lacy.
What's your REAL hair color?
Brunette.
If you could live anywhere, where wouldn't it be?
I don’t believe it really matters where you live, just who you are with. As long as I was in the company of those who I loved, and had a sufficient income to meet my needs, it wouldn’t much matter to me. Well, with one stipulation, the place would have to have a Starbucks.
Favorite Smell:
Glossy Text Book Pages
Least favorite band:
Coldplay and/or Dave Matthews Band
How do you get to the highway from here?
I get in my Mercedes SLK and drive pass the barn with the rusty door. Once I see the cows, I turn left.
Weirdest dream:
I went on a date with Ashton Kutcher to Starbucks. The jerk made me pay for my own coffee and I walked out. The crazy part is I find Ashton Kutcher incredibly unattractive.
What would you do with 10,000 dollars?
Put it towards the use of a winter-friendly vehicle.. Probably an Audi TT Quattro.
Describe your perfect date.
I love to travel so we’d likely be getting on plane somewhere. You have one life to live, why not be superfluous and spontaneous.
What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?
I don’t like to over-generalize, because I think there are always exceptions to any rule. But many guys have become complacent in modern society where girls often chase more than the guys do. I wish more gentlemen would step up their game and take the initiative in planning a date and communicating with me if they were interested. I’m old-fashioned and think the man should be the aggressor.
What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?
Equally as heinous and unacceptable.
Worst state in the union:
As a future potential politician, I'm not going to alienate a great percentage of my constituency with that comment.
Let me guess, you're a tomboy right? Why are you lying to me?
I enjoy my fair share of gambling, shooting, and automotives but I also love girly things like shopping and spas. My personality may be assertive and even straight up masculine at times, but I will always look like a girly girl.
What's the funniest thing in the world to you?
A video on YouTube featuring Ms. Peaches. It’s about frying chicken. I suppose you just have to watch the thing to understand.
How much money is in your savings account?
A lady never discloses her finances.
Favorite look on a guy:
Fitted clothing. An earring. Dark hair with some sort of product in it. And finally a nice watch.
What's your beauty secret?
Be happy and eat right. Everything else will fall into place. Especially with the right hair and make-up people. In the words of Dolly Parton.. It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.
Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?
Snuggling.
Most awkward sex move:
N.A
Funniest sex term:
Bumping Uglies
Favorite position. For sitting:
Legs Crossed.
Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?
Hair played with.
Do you fart?
No
What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
What is your favorite online video?
Ms Peaches - Fry Dat Chicken
What is your favorite 80's song?
Total Eclipse of the Heart
What do you get on your pizza?
Garbage Pizza... Everything.
What Disney character would you be and why?
Cinderella. I would love to go to a ball and meet my Prince Charming.
What game show do you think you would do the best on and why?
Jeopardy. I’m the quintessential nerd.
What is your favorite superhero movie?
Batman.. I like his car ;-)
What is the grossest thing you ever ate?
Chocolate covered ant.
Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?
I vote in every political election I can. One day I would even consider entering the political arena myself. I cannot say I have ever voted for an American Idol contestant. I have never even seen a full episode.
Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.
. It would be in a monastery in a secluded part of Greece. Everything would be elegant and traditional.
Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?
No
What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?
I fear of ending up alone. I’m much too particular to ever settle on a boyfriend. I’m 22 years old and have never been in a serious relationship thus far. I can’t even imagine how amazing someone would have to be to me in order for them to be considered as husband material. Financially and socially I’m very independent, so to introduce a partner in to my life would require sacrifices that I’m not necessarily yet ready to make.
What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?
Gone - Nsync
What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for dick heads?
Juicy Fruit. I know personally I like jerks because I’m afraid of commitment. Players do not settle easily, so they are perfect for the girl who isn’t looking to settle. Plus these types of men like to attract lots of girls and there’s something alluring about that kind of attention the receive. Deep down I think every girl wants to be the one to tame that bad boy. The challenge is intriguing
How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting?
4.. Happy Meal Size w/ sweet and sour sauce.
Breast implants, for or against?
For.. so long as they are tasteful.
If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?
Sure, what's the difference.
If you had to eliminate one food group, you could never eat it again, which one would you choose?
Legumes.
What would be your favorite part about being a guy if you were one?
Messing with girl’s heads. It’s so easily to get a girl in love. All you pretty much have to do is be mean to her and she’ll treat you like a God.
If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?
Unless it involves a dollar sign, math remains irrelevant to me.
What is the closest you've ever been to death?
The time I was told Neiman Marcus went out of business as a prank from one of my good friends. Truth is, they were closed for remodeling. Almost had a heart attack right there.
What is your favorite jerky and why?
Pardon? I’m a girl I eat salmon and salads. Although I do have a guilty pleasure for Buffalo Wild Wings.
What is the earliest time of day you're ever started drinking and why?
Glass of champagne on a flight to Rome at 6am. I wanted to induce sleepiness.
What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?
n/a
Which of your boobs do you like better?
Umm.. I don’t have a preference. Never really thought about that sort of thing before.
If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?
I really wouldn’t want to be any insect, but I suppose if I had to choose then it would be a ladybug. When you see one you typically don’t want to kill it like other creepy crawlies.
You have to choose one state in the U.S. to get rid of, which one?
As a future potential political candidate I don’t think it would be in my best interest to eliminate that great a number of my constituency.
Describe your ideal Sunday morning.
Church, followed by coffee on the beach with a handsome gentleman, concluded with a little meal and shopping.
You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.
I’ve often been told I should have my own reality show. My daily life is often a spectacle of conflict, humor, and extravagance.
If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?
Lunaisa
Boxers or briefs? Why?
Depends on the guy. If he’s an average Joe, boxers are the way to go. But if he’s a stud muffin and can work the briefs.. I completely encourage him to do so.
Can a girl look hot in glasses?
Yes, but usually if she did she would look even hotter without them. Same goes with clothes really.
What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.
My friend’s often joke I’m a money magnet. Truth is, I can make a business out of anything.
Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? If so, why?
Yes. Someone I had dated in my past who used to be incredibly attractive before. He then let himself go. I suppose part of me still imagined the young, hot guy I used to know.
If any fantasy creature could be real, what would you choose?
I’m pretty content with the creatures God gave us.
What's the fattest fat person food you like?
Buffalo Wild Wings Honey BBQ Boneless. Yum :-)
Where is the worst place to have a zit?
Near your lip, it would appear as though you had herpes.
What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?
Say Yes to the Dress
Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?
No
Define "antithetical". Don't cheat.
Being opposed to something.
Where was your first date with a boy?
Soccer game at Soldier Field
What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?
Zero to zero - I never get close enough to allow dumping to take place.
Have you ever gotten arrested?
No but I do get my fair share of speeding tickets.
What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?
Never really went all that much to my senior year of high school. I was always sent home for wearing short skirts.
If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?
Here lies Marie, Worshippers Unite Daily at 5pm. Cryogenically preserved for return.
Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.
Passion pink.. Idk.
What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?
Chrome.
Are you hot?
F*ck yeah.
What're you wearing right now, baby?
A little black dress with lace pumps. Gucci bag , my baptism cross, diamond tennis bracelet, and a women’s rolex.
Worst injury:
Little scar on my knee from playing on some lava rock in Hawaii when I was younger.
What's something you do if you really like a guy?
Take him away somewhere. I have this really bad tendency of getting boys on planes with me.
What's up? My boy Trey is having like, this beach Beer BQ thing at his house with a couple close friends, you doing anything tonight?
Sorry I can’t. I’ve got to go to a fire-eater's convention with my grandma tonight. She's state champion!
Did you ever go to a summer camp and hook-up?
Me? Camp? No.
Geekiest thing about you:
I have three majors. Political science, philosophy, and sociology. Did I mention I’m pre-law?
What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?
That I fled the country and moved to Greece after getting into some legal hot water.
Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
Sure. Who hasn't?
When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?
Yeah. Try to avoid them though.
Hidden talent:
I can sing Greek songs really well. I have a deep, raspy alto voice.
Have you ever been grounded?
Never been caught baby ;-)
What's a good hangover cure?
Never been drunk. I couldn't tell you.
What's something all your past boyfriends have had in common?
They’ve all been as cute as a button, but not quite as smart as one.
What grade were you in for first base? second? third? fourth?
I was home-schooled. I never learned these things.
Define all the bases.
I was home-schooled. I never learned these things.
Have you ever been more attracted to a boyfriend's brother?
No, I usually always went for the pick of the litter the first time around.
Worst/best Truth or Dare?
Never played.
Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?
No
Have you ever seen your parents naked?
No
Most masculine attribute:
I drive a better car than any of the boys I know. Plus I'm not to shabby at the shooting range.
Do you have any tattoos? If not, what would you get?
No. I think they are perfectly fine on guys, but I don’t care for them on girls. My personal taste is rather sexist.
Dream job:
Criminal Defense Attorney. Starting law school next fall. Keeping bad boys on the streets.
Bars or clubs?
Neither. Coffee shops.
Shower or bath?
Bubble Baths.
Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.
Today I went shopping. I bought a ton of stuff. Then I went with my dad to the casino. They didn’t let me play anything though. I can’t wait to grow up. Hmm.. I want some coffee.
Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?
Yes. Both. That’s all I’ll say to avoid incriminating myself any further than I already have.
Current ringtone:
Standard. Boring.
Have you ever shot a gun?
Yes, a many a times.
Ideal drunk food:
Buffalo Wild Wings
Worst job you've ever had:
Never done anything that I didn't derive pleasure out of.
Have you ever been fired from a job?
No
Movie everyone loves except you:
Star Wars
Movie everyone hates but you love:
You've Got Mail
Guilty pleasure (not something lame like cookie dough):
Driving at excessive speeds
What's the most epic way to die?
Sacrificed by a tribe in a third world country
If you had to choose your last words right now:
I'll be back.
Do you legitimately hate anyone?
No.
Can you unwrap a Starburst with your tongue?
Never tried. But I can tie a cherry stem into a knot.
I have a theory that girls can't whistle, can you?
You're right. I can't.
When was the last time you spit?
Never.
One thing you'd change about yourself:
If there were something I wanted to change, I would simply change it. I’m quite content with where I am right now.
Would you ever ask a guy out?
I have, but I don't care for the concept.
Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?
Yes
Pet peeve:
Apathy. We are not victims of the lives we have, but the creators of them (if we choose to be, that is).
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yeah ;)
Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?
Nope
If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you bring?
1. A hot Greek boy 2. A cell phone 3. Hair products
What was your first ever screenname? You don't have to say it if you still use it.
GreekPrincess lol
Most embarrassing moment:
Not being well-prepared at an academic conference before the Wisconsin Institute of Peace and Conflict Resolution studies. Let’s just say my plan to go up there and wing it for my presentation was probably not the best idea.
What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?
Give himself a manicure before we went out to a party.
When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!
I’m always completely honest with my parents. If I had something I was ashamed of, and felt the need to hide, I’d probably reconsider the things I was doing with my life.
Democrat, Republican or Green?
Hardcore Republican
Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?
Can’t really say I associated with that many people in high school outside of high school. No bad feelings, I just simply went to school in farm country where people didn’t have the same interests as me.
Explain the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence:
To know the difference of “too” and “to” would recognize that they are two different words.
Definitely or definately?
Def.
When a guy cries do you think he's weak?
Heck yes. The only time it is ever appropriate for a man to cry is death or illness. That’s it.
Was there ever a nerdy/geeky/smart kid in high school you thought was kind of cute but never told him?
No
Girl's worst fear:
Their straightening iron dies out right before a big event.
Do you think you could eat all of your own hair without barfing?
That's disgusting. No.
What's your favorite videogame, if any?
None.
How many Twinkies could you eat?
One.
Which celebrity do you think you look like?
Can't say that I do.
What is the worst song in the world and why?
Mamma Mia because once you hear it , you can't get it out of your head.
Which canceled TV show would you bring back if you had the power?
Two and A Half Men WITH Charlie Sheen
What's the most awkward thing you've ever said to a professor?
Typed a winky face in a text instead of a smiley face. Oops.
What's worse, an annoying laugh or a really loud snore?
Laugh.. because more people would hear it.
What is the one thing you wish you could do better than anyone?
Acquire money.
Who is the hottest female Disney character?
Sleeping Beauty.
How many years were there between your first kiss and your first time?
N/A
Would you rather eat a tarantula or a snake?
Snake.
What's one male fashion accessory you could do without?
Baseball Caps. Eww!
What's the grossest habit you have?
I can’t really think of one. I would never intentionally do anything gross, and immediately stop if I thought that I did.
What's the meanest thing you ever said to another girl?
Nice dress. It's in the tone.
What's something no one knows about you?
Why would I reveal that over the internet?
What's the most original thing a guy can do on a date?
Not try to make a move right away. Make me wonder if you’re interested.
What's the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you?
Try to tell me we’re distant cousins (even though we weren’t) and then say it’s a distant enough relation that we should go out on a date. Can we say freak?
Have you ever hooked up with someone directly because of Facebook? Explain.
No
Do you ever just look at yourself naked in the mirror?
Yes. And I like what I see.
Who is, in your opinion, the sexiest woman alive? Would you make out with her?
Angelina Jolie. No, I’m a nice Greek girl.
What was the last book you read?
On Dreams â€“ By Sigmund Freud
What clich
While pick up lines might work on some girls I automatically discount any guy who tried to use one on me. I want a gentleman with refinement, not a guy with a cliché line looking to get laid through the use of clever objectification. To me , a pick up line signifies that he doesn’t have the confidence to win me over by being himself.
What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?
Tom and Jerry
Have you ever hooked-up with more than one person in a night?
No
What was your shortest relationship and why did you break up?
10 minutes after the first official date.. He grew facial hair.. it creeped me out. Could he shave it off? Sure. But I don't need a project boy.
Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman?
Batman. He has a better car ;)
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Enrique Iglesias.
Straight up, what's the scariest color?
Red
What's more important to you, your brains or your looks?
Looks.. all the way.
What's your favorite noise? Also, try and spell it.
Vrrrooooommm....
Describe one time when you barfed.
I had the flu. Disgusting question. Can we move on?
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done, and survived?
A photo shoot on the roof of the John Hancock building in Chicago with a total stranger. Not my brightest move.
The moon is beautiful, right? Would you sacrifice your favorite pet to save the moon?
Absolutely not. My pets are the world to me.
Describe the first time you ever made out with someone.
A top of a roller coaster. Aww.
Supposing they aren't fugly, is there anything anyone could say to you that would automatically get you to hook up with them?
Wanna take my Rolls?
How much more beautiful are you compared to other girls at your school?
This question sets me up to come off as conceited, but I’ll own it. Yes.
When was the last time you sat on Santa's lap?
I was 5.
You're hot. That's a given. But can you do math? What's the quadratic formula?
Nope. Not unless it involves dollar signs.
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
A photo shoot on the roof of the John Hancock building in Chicago with a total stranger. Not my brightest move.
If you could live in any fantasy world, which one would it be and why?
I'm fine with the one I currently live in .
What would it take for you to shave your head right now? Answer in something other than money.
There's nothing in the world that could make me do that.
What're your thoughts on Lindsey Lohan?
Let’s leave the poor girl alone. She has earned a pretty good living and we should simply mind our own business unless she hurts someone other than herself.
Why do girls use ellipsis (...) so often? Most of the time they don't even use them correctly and a comma (,) is really the punctuation they're looking for.
I don't know....
What's your favorite Eleanor Roosevelt quotation?
Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
Did you ever want to be a Spice Girl, and, if so, which one?
Victoria Beckham. Her husband is a hottie.
You have traveled back in time to kill Hitler. What will be your method of killing him?
I’m not a murderer. I pay people to do that sort of thing.
Can I cheat off of you on this test? Tilt your ScanTron toward me.
Sure.. why not.
Would you ever keep a friend around who is less attractive entirely for the purpose of making yourself look even more attractive?
No. Having less attractive people around you only makes you seem less attractive as well.
Do you, uh, know where the, uh, weight room is?
Yeah I do. That’s where the cute guys are at my school. I’ve spent a many a classes there.
What dinosaur, fictional or real, was the best? Would make the best pet? Would be the tastiest?
Barney.. all three.
How many pounds is "fat" to a girl?
I have no idea.
Which fast food restaurant is sexier?
Taco Bell
Who would you rather hook up with Kermit or Elmo?
Elmo.. he's ticklish.
Is there an age you don't want to reach? How old is too old?
I want to live forever, but I never want to look older than 25.
Be honest: do you exercise?
No
How many piercings do you have?
5. Two in each ear and belly button.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Criminal Defense Attorney.
First CD ever bought?
Faith Hill - Breathe
Have you ever cheated on a test/boyfriend?
No
Favorite day of the week?
Tuesday
Do you wear a helmet when you bike?
No. Don't bike. I'm chauffeured.
What's your favorite article of clothing?
Sexy undergarments.
Coffee or tea?
Cappuccinos.
Are you sugar, or spice?
Both
Favorite comedian?
Lisa Lampenelli
Have you ever had to use crutches?
Nope
Do you collect anything?
Money.
How many 5-year-olds could you beat in a fight? AT ONCE!
I'm not messing up my hair.. none.
People who say "Reesies Piecies" instead of Reese's Pieces: What up with that?
No clue
Who would be your ideal mate if you were a dinosaur?
Another dinosaur I would assume.
Boxers or briefs or loin cloths?
Loin Cloths.
If given the opportunity to travel back in time to the 80s, would you rock a pantsuit?
No. I'll leave Hillary to be famous for those .I'm more of a mini skirt kinda girl.
What do you think is Abraham Lincoln's sexiest quality?
Ewww...sickos.
What's the thing that makes you laugh every time you see it?
My ex’s new girl. She’s missing a toof. And by that I mean.. tooth.
What's your favorite Salman Rushdie novel?
The Jaguar Smile. Didn’t think I would have one now, did you?
Would you rather date Legolas or Aragorn? Why?
Huh?
What is your snuggle policy? Are you adamantly against being big spoon?
Only snuggle with someone who is an 8.5 and up on the 1 to 10 hotness scale. Pardon?
Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean?
I don’t like cruises. I prefer flying.
If you had to burn bras, books, or witches, which would you burn and why?
I’m Greek, the only thing we burn for is insurance money.
Drawing from your personal experience, state why you think all girls suck except for you.
I’m quite conceited, but that’s pushing it even for me.
If you HAD to get a tattoo on your face, what would it be of?
A tiny dot, so I could just say it was a birthmark and hopefully conceal it with some make up.
What's the best dance song of all time?
Teach me How to Dougie...
Imagine we were about to get into a physical fight. What's your move for taking me down?
Pull out the pistol from my Prada
Have you ever been straight up rejected when you went in to kiss someone?
Me? No, lol.
What's the least attractive piece of clothing you own?
Jeans. I tend to find them boring and unimaginative.
If you could punch one person in the face with no repercussions, who would it be and why?
No one.
What one food would you choose to live off for the rest of your life?
Pasta.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
I don’t believe it really matters where you live, just who you are with. As long as I was in the company of those who I loved, and had a sufficient income to meet my needs, it wouldn’t much matter to me. Well, with one stipulation, the place would have to have a Starbucks.
What is one show you wished you were really into while it was on TV?
The Nanny
What movie do you quote from the most?
Its not a movie, but a tv show. Will & Grace.
What movie will you stop and watch on TV, regardless of what you were doing?
None.
What famous person do you hear yourself compared to most?
Myself :p
Besides model or actress, what's one career you wish you could pursue?
Criminal Defense Attorney. Start law school next fall.
What is the oldest age you can be a virgin without it being weird?
Marriage, whatever age that is.
If no one would ever find out, who is someone embarrassing you would like to make out with?
Lance Bass from Nysnc. But he’s gay so doubt that’s ever going to happen.
Why do girls like elliptical machines so much?
No clue.
What was your best halloween costume?
I was a gold digger last year. My normal clothes, lots of gold jewelry, and a hardhat.
How many days can I go without showering before you consider me undateable?
None.. That's sick!
Describe your ideal worst date.
To meet his mother.
You're on an asteroid and your daughter's fiancee draws the short straw to sacrifice his life to divert it from destroying the Earth. What do you do?
Let her.
Why does Nickelback suck so hard?
I don’t think they do. In fact I have several of their songs on my phone.
What's the last lie you were caught in?
Never been caught, never been confronted.
Which Rocky opponent would you fight if you had to fight one?
Have not seen Rocky.
If you HAD to pick one, which of the following would you say is most-likely real: Leprechauns, Bigfoot, or the Lochness Monster?
BigFoot.. people are constantly getting larger and hairier in America.
Rollercoasters or waterslides?
Waterslides.
Have you ever made an online purchase you regret?
Nope.
How good would a guy have to be at videogames for you to be impressed?
I would never be impressed by that.
How hot is CollegeHumor's Jeff Rubin? Really hot, right?
Sure
Did you like Avatar?
He’s in Blue Man Group right? He’s nice I guess.
What was the last book your read twice?
Plato's Republic.
Are your friends mostly guys or mostly girls?
Guys.
Is your mom on Facebook, and what does she do with it?
No.
What's the point of really fancy underwear? I'm talking like the really high end stuff.
I have a pair stringed with 24 carat gold. They just make me feel frivolous. It’s a girl thing I suppose.
What's the strangest food you've ever eaten?
Chocolate covered ant.
If you could create your own mythical animal, what would you make, and what would you name it?
I’m content with the creatures God gave us.
If bananas were another color, what color would they be?
Chrome. I like anything I can see myself in.
What band are you most ashamed of liking?
Don't have one.
How long have you been a hot girl?
All of my days baby
Ever done a master cleanse?
No
Would you gain 25 pounds for $2500?
Heck no.
Would you rather have sex once a day for the rest of your life or once a week for the rest of your life?
Once per day.

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