I find pick up lines hilarious, but I haven't found one that would actually work on me. I like getting to know people more than anything. But I did have someone once ask me, "Do I scare you?" When I said no, they leaned in close and said, "Would you like me to?" That was definitely unnerving.

Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet high on pot. That's not original. It's just the kind of stupid humor my family LOVES.

I have never done a girl pushup. I would much rather do a lot less normal pushups than a lot of girly ones. That being said, I just dropped and did 10. Small number. I have no upper body strength.

I think so. I've been in the presence of guys crying, but it's not always my doing. I've never had someone cry while I was breaking up with them- at least, not in front of me. I have no idea about later. I've caused tears of laughter, but not "tears of joy" like out of love or anything.

I don't have a favorite. I also refuse to sing in dorm showers. I find that really, really creepy! At home, I sing whatever is playing on my computer.

More like, "Everyone is watching, and they think you have serious problems and no rhythm."

This sounds sick, but I like anything with loud colors or ribbons or something skimpy. It's just a boost of confidence. That way when you're feeling low, all you have to do is remember that jerk who cut you off has NO idea what your butt says today.

Blonde. With a bizarre black streak on the back of my head. Weird, but cool.

The South. Heat + Humidity = NOPE.

I really like to cook, so I actually love the smell of onion or garlic in a pan. I also like animals, so I like the way my dogs smell. I know, that's really creepy. I like girly smells too!

Nickelback.

Second star on the right, and straight on til morning!

I have no idea. All of my dreams are acid-trippy weird. I would explain some of them, but it would take way too much space.

Continue paying for school. It's not cheap.

After we ride a robot unicorn to Mars and defeat the terrorists while walking away from an explosion without flinching, I could go for some take-out and cuddling.

I can think of plenty of things guys could stand to do LESS, but I can't think of anything I would like them to stop doing entirely. Maybe stop being fascinated with why girls need to go to the bathroom in groups.

Yellow teeth. I have a very sensitive nose. At least I can still talk to you with yellow teeth.

I think the Dakotas should combine into one state. I have never met a single person from North Dakota.

My entire existence revolves around my guy friends. I'm really, really bad with girls.

Oh. Uh. I find pretty much everything funny. I really like harassing my animals and getting them all riled up so they do stupid and clumsy things. I also have a serious penchant for good slapstick humor.

I would check, but I'm scared to.

Snarky t-shirts that fit well, and comfortable jeans. Pretty much anything that I wish I could get away with wearing.

Johnson & Johnson's baby lotion, and Q-tips. That's half my arsenal right there!

Snuggling, all the way. Spooning is just snuggling with less choices of position. And butterfly kisses always end in forehead injury.

Having to call them later.

I like the classics. Like sideways tango.

I'm pretty much a contortionist. I'm only comfortable when everyone else is asking me, "Doesn't that hurt? It looks like it hurts."

Back rubs all the way! I have a tense back. Also I hate it when people play with my hair. GET AWAY FROM MY HEAD.

Course I do! I don't poop, though. Girls have a special gland in their body that turns waste matter into tears. We have to cry at least 3 times a day to have a healthy digestive system!

I don't know the name of it, but something where a psychiatrist's patient starts dating her son, who is 20 years the patient's junior. It had the line "And his penis... I just want to knit it a hat!" I still have no idea what this means.

I guess now would be a good time to admit I really like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I won't put that up, though. Instead, have Haiku's Car Wash Horror: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQGd4_cbkd0 The amount of fear in that face is incredible.

Come On Eileen. Is there even a question, here?

My mouth. Pizza is delicious!

Probably not one of the princesses. Most likely, I would be one of Scar's hyenas. I'm clumsy and overexcited!

Cash Cab! It's already my life dream, anyway. My entire family is fantastic with useless trivia.

Please tell me The Dark Knight counts.

I'm a picky eater! I'm afraid of most things. I've eaten flying fish roe before. I've also eaten quail prepared like fried chicken. An ex once got me to eat softshell crab. I didn't know it was softshell, it was in sushi. But that's pretty much it.

I missed the election by a few months, unfortunately! Also, I have never followed American Idol. Ever.

Lucky for me it has Legend of Zelda references in it and takes place on the jetty where I used to catch crabs with hot dogs when I was little. And then we would throw them back into the water like frisbees. I don't like crabs.

It's totally okay. If you give them a backrub, they will love you FOREVER. Warning: If you give them a backrub while you're the big spoon, you will never ever be the little spoon again. Choose wisely.

I'm scared that I talk in my sleep, and that my family won't tell me because they think it's funny. Yes, I'm serious.

Playgirl Central by Tila Tequila. I can't explain or defend this one at all!

Gumball flavor. Also, if I had an answer for that, I would be making MILLIONS.

None. Sponge meat scares me on a deeply fundamental level.

I suppose I'm for them. While I would never get them myself, what other women do with their own knockers is their business!

People already eat their own placenta, and that creeps me out to no end. So no, I probably would not.

I'm taking the easy way out and saying fats and sugars. You will pry meat and grains from my cold, dead hands.

Bromances. Sooooo many bromances. But no seriously, I would never have to leave my friends. I could stay until weird hours without it being questionable.

5. That's a Pythagorean triple, right?

For an anti drunk driving video in high school, an ER doctor pronounced me dead and they took me (staying very, very still) through some of the body preparations. That was weird.

The jerky that is not mine. I don't like it!

I don't drink. I take medication for my heart, and combining that with alcohol is pretty much the worst idea in the history of ever.

High school.

The right one. I don't know, it just feels so right.

A tarantula hawk. They're hornet things that just really, really hate tarantulas. They're concentrated little murder machines, and they are my heroes.

Like I said before, I think the Dakotas should just get it over with and combine.

I actually don't enjoy sleeping too late. I feel like I waste the day if I do. So I would sleep until 9 or so, shower, and just laze around for the rest of the day.

Take celebrities people love to hate, like the Kardashians, or Joan Rivers, and put them in a small box. With a honey badger. An angry honey badger. Call it "What You Secretly Hope Will Happen Every Time You Watch TMZ"

Termina. Just to get a Majora's Mask reference in there and keep everyone creeped out.

Boxers. You can fit more funny prints on boxers!

I own a pair. I'm inclined to say yes.

I am the baby whisperer. Unless I'm their actual babysitter, crying children look at me and stop crying. It's magical, I'm telling you.

I'm lucky enough to have only really moved up. Lucky me!

Unicorns. Just because hey, unicorns are pretty great, and then Neil Patrick Harris could actually ride around on one.

I have no idea. The more dairy products in it, the more I like it!

The inside of your nose. No doubt about it.

I'm not embarrassed to admit that I love My Little Pony. It's hilarious. However, the one competition show I follow obsessively is So You Think You Can Dance. I vote on it, too.

I only named them in high school. I like my boobs just the way they are.

It's from the word "antithesis" right? In that case, it means the exact opposite of a concept. In pretty much every way.

Now I sound like a cold and terrible person, because I honestly can't remember. I'm sorry, sweetheart.

4/2. I really am a terrible, terrible person. Let the guilt parade commence.

No, I have not. I don't even have an interesting story to tell you here!

I don't think I had a senior quote at all. Did we have those? I don't even remember.

I don't even have a classy or witty comment. "Respawning in 10..." Is too overused. And "Don't look behind you" is just cliché.

Gonorrhea Green. I know, that's horrific. I feel bad for saying it.

I like bright greens and blues.

That's not the descriptor I'd use for myself, but it's really in the eye of the beholder.

I'm wearing the sexiest socks you have ever seen. Don't worry, I'm uncontrollably sexy right now. Awww yeah.

I haven't really ever broken anything. One time I bruised my tailbone by sitting on a piano bench upside down, though. Which is pretty embarrassing.

Completely lose my mind! I don't handle romantic feelings well at all.

Are those two separate thoughts, or are you inviting me?

I didn't even go to summer camp. I didn't want to leave home as a kid.

That's not fair. I cosplay for conventions. I know more about most video games than my guy friends. I own a set of engraved opal D&D dice.

I don't usually hear rumors. Most people decide I'm probably a bad person to tell them to, because I'm very protective of my friends.

I have. During Into The Wild. I didn't like that movie very much.

I man up, and sit down.

I can untangle pretty much anything. I don't know if you consider that an awesome talent, but it's the truth.

Rite of passage. Of course!

Potassium. Antacids. Lots of water. Lots of sleep.

While I don't go looking for it, pretty much all of them are musically inclined in some way, shape, or form.

I don't know what system you're using, but I want to know what fourth base is.

First is tongue. Second is handsy. Third, you get a little mouthy, and home is where you take your- I go to a very Christian school. That's when you take your date's hand and cuddle and talk about your feelings.

No. No thank you.

Flashing all of Long Beach Island from the top of a lighthouse. Very memorable.

Gotten, yes. Given, not that I recall!

I have. We've had to share hotel bathrooms and stuff, so it's not a big deal.

Apparently, I talk like a dude. But really, I'm just more comfortable around guys than I am around girls.

I do, on my left hip.

If everything goes according to plan, I would like to be a sports medicine nurse practitioner.

Clubs. I like to dance.

Showering, all the way. I take WAY too long in the shower as is, and baths take longer.

That thing doesn't exist anymore, and there is a very good reason for it. It was terrible. I'm actually saving you right now.

Yes. Our campus police have these interesting 3-wheeled scooter segway things, but they don't move very quickly.

Nothing interesting. I've yet to import something fun to my new phone. On my old phone, it was Lei-Lei's theme from Darkstalkers. Not the cat one, or the one with enormous boobs and bats. The one with the big horrific claw arms.

No. I would really, really like to! If someone would like to take me, that would be great. We'll make a date out of it- a really weird, sort of redneck, maybe creepy date.

I don't drink, but how can you ever beat a classic, greasy burger and fries? You just can't.

I can't complain about any of them.

I have not! Thank goodness. I don't think I would be able to handle the emotional distress.

I don't follow the Harry Potter movies at all. I just don't like them very much! I'm sorry!

A lot of my friends complain that they don't like Wall-E. How can you not like Wall-E? It's freaking fantastic.

Watching my guy friends play Just Dance 2. Oh, it's a thing of beauty. Their hips don't lie. They also don't move very smoothly in the first place.

Something fiery and explode-y, I would say. Unless you did something stupid to cause the fire.

This sounds lame, but they would probably be a very heartfelt "I love you." I'm very close to my family and friends, and I would like them to know that.

There used to be a girl on campus who just drove me insane. I would see her and start growling uncontrollably. I just thought she was incredibly fake.

You bet your sweet little behind I can. Not that you want to touch the slobbery wrapper afterward.

This is a source of deep self-hatred for me. I can't whistle at all.

I don't know. Every time I yawn, I gleek everywhere. And it's disgusting.

My skin is really sensitive and I break out in hives really easily. I would like to fix that. Otherwise, aesthetically, I can't think of anything I would change. At least I'm not a ginger.

Of course I would! Mustering up the courage would be hard, but that's about them saying yes or no, not the social norms.

Nope. That's just not my thing. I like the non-rapey part of the internet.

I'm a little bit of a spelling nazi. I'm terrible with grammar, though.

Nope. That's a very big no-no for me. It just seems very, very wrong. Friends of mine have thought about it, and the counseling office at my high school asked me who students liked and then harassed me for it, but I'm so not into that.

I would have no idea what to do in a redwood forest, but I would probably do okay in an east coast deciduous forest. I grew up on the east coast, so I know the wildlife much better there.

Macgyver, a stick of gum, and a broken down bicycle. And then I would just kick back and wait for the montage to kick in, and be home in a few hours.

SalerJupiter18. Haters gonna hate.

I do a lot of embarrassing things, but it's really hard to decide what the worst is. I don't stay embarrassed for very long.

Scream like a little girl and jump away in fear and disgust. At something I said.

The best part is, they were the ones who started paying for it when I was 16. I'll spare you the gory details of why I needed to be on it.

This sounds dumb, but I don't want to label myself, necessarily. That starts drama. I'm rather conservative, though.

I wouldn't say I hate anyone I went to high school with. Not that I see them very often, but I don't hate them. We still keep in contact. Maybe that's why I don't want to say anything rude!

You go TO someone's house, TWO people live there, and they made TOO much food. Got it?

Definitely.

Nope. Not at all. Usually I actually respect them for showing emotion.

Those were my friends. And yeah, it did happen.

I don't know. Are we all supposed to be afraid of the same thing?

No way. I have really thick hair.

...This is a really, really hard question. I didn't know that I was supposed to decide! If I had to narrow it down to a series, I think it would be Metroid. I'm not a huge fan of Other M, but really, who is?

None. I don't like twinkies. They're too sweet for me!

Charlie Sheen.

I don't like any song that people consider an "anthem" of some culture or subculture or style. People get way too into it.

Firefly.

I don't know. I'm a nursing student, so we share EVERYTHING with our professors. It's the overshare club.

Snore. Do not disturb me while I sleep. I will break your everything, whether it is attached to you or not.

I wish I was fantastic in the practice of medicine. I'm working on it, but I really do have a passion for all things medical. The products, the doctors, the surgeries, the patient care, everything. I just love it.

Belle. We're done, here.

(I go to a very conservative Christian school, and I'd like not to have my butt kicked. Please don't put this one up!)

Snake. I have not seen a tarantula in real life, and if I ever do, I will have a complete psychotic break. It will not be pretty.

Ascots. So not attractive.

Once I notice a blemish on my face, I can't leave it alone. At all. I will not stop until I bleed. Yes, I know. Gross. You do it too, don't judge me.

I don't end up saying the meanest things I can come up with. I know better. I can come up with some pretty vile stuff, so I try and keep it to a minimum.

I'm allergic to bananas. Raw ones. They make my throat tighten up like crazy. It's weird, and I really wish I could just eat a freaking banana. I haven't had one since freshman year of high school.

This is cliché, but I think the most original thing a guy can do is be himself. We all get so stressed out and try to be something we're not on dates. No, I'd really like to know that you're afraid of iguanas and your favorite food is cold teriyaki chicken.

There are two things guys can do that really bother me- one is to make assumptions about my love life and put words in my mouth. The other is touching me without my agreement. I don't think it's funny when you grab my ass. Guys don't realize that even though I'm only 5'3", I will still break their arm.

No. In fact, facebook can actually screw with my relationships instead of help them. I also don't friend people because I think they look hot. That's super, super creepy!

Of course I do! I don't pose and check out my butt for 3 hours, but sometimes, you just have to look. Make sure everything is in its place.

Zooey Deschanel is pretty gorgeous. As is Emma Watson. And Keira Knightley. And yes to all 3.

The Lost City of Z.

Maybe the "shy" ones would work. I like bashfulness!

Scooby Doo! Even the ones where they had guests like the Harlem Globetrotters. But not the movies. Never, ever the movies.

Nope. I'm very monogamous. It's just how I work!

I've never sat down and really "counted out" the length of relationships. I would say it was a little over a month, and I just felt like a lot of things were assumed and I felt very trapped and pushed into it. I wasn't ready to really be public with it yet. I'm actually a pretty private person, if I can afford to be.

Not that Batman shoots people in the face, but Superman is impervious to bullets. It would take some serious Wayne technology to pierce that skin. That being said, Batman is about 3,000% more badass.

Sonic the Hedgehog. HE COUNTS. I WAS FIVE.

I think when offices do everything battleship gray, it's the creepiest thing on the planet. You are literally sucking people's souls into the cubicle fabric. You could get murdered in there, and the white noise and ringing of phones would silence your screams.

Brains. I can go without makeup and pretty things for a long time. I get very impatient if I'm not mentally stimulated.

My dog makes this weird shouty BWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOORRR noise when she's excited. It's like she's trying to bark, but she has a toy in her mouth. And she'll alternate that noise and snorting. And it's the most awkward cacophony of noise coming out of a 20 pound dog. It's beautiful.

I threw up in an airport. Before even getting on the plane. It was post 9/11, and TSA was going to check my mom and I at the gate. I threw up on the floor in front of all the passengers, and they just threw me on the plane.

I did the world's longest zipline. It's in Icy Strait Point, Alaska. So you're in a fabric chair hanging from a metal cable, and if the drop doesn't kill you, I'm pretty sure the bears will. It was really, really cool though!

Nope. I adore animals. They're my besties.

Awkward. Really, really awkward. I was terrified I would mess up.

"Hi, I'm made of solid gold and money." No, I really like to get to know people first. I'm very old-fashioned!

I'm a poor representation of how beautiful the girls at my school are. There are some seriously incredible girls here. I don't know how the guys stand it.

A very, very long time. I don't like sitting in people's laps. I'm convinced I'll crush them!

I'm terrible with math. Except for calculating medications in the hospital. Then, I'm beastly awesome. Also, I have no idea how to type the quadratic formula here. Isn't there a rhyme to remember it by?

I shot a bear. Right in the face. He had just insulted my mother. I don't do anything too dangerous. Really, I'm just a big wuss!

Any of them where you can ride something really awesome looking, and communication is faster than snail mail.

Much, much more than a klondike bar. I'm thinking a week in Hawaii and a new kitten.

What a train wreck.

Because "Come on... why are you doing this to me?" sounds so much more angsty and can bring up more guilt. Or so we think. They're wrong, and I find it to be incredibly annoying, but that's just me.

I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.

Ginger Spice. She was the leader. Also, that dress was pretty bitchin'.

Death by hamster.

No. I like my academic status.

No, I would never keep a resident UFF for my own self-esteem. I love my friends!

There's one in pretty much every guy's dorm, dude.

I want to ride around on a velociraptor. I know they're feathery, but I would still love to keep it and saddle it and have the greatest ride to work ever. Also, I would enjoy a brontosaurus burger.

We start really being upset and hating our body when we're probably about 15+ pounds over what's "normal" for our height. At least, that's what I feel like.

I think you could sexily spoon a frosty into someone's mouth. Maybe seductively bite down on some el pollo loco, get those juices dripping down. Ooh, baby.

Kermit. Hooking up with Elmo would be really, really pedophilic.

It's not that I don't want to reach certain ages, it's that I would like to have accomplished certain things by those ages. Come on, old people can get away with anything. I'm looking forward to being a granny prankster.

I do! Not as often as I would like. I usually only do it on the weekends. But it's really rewarding.

Just two. My ears.

Betty White.

Probably N*Sync. Or Backstreet Boys. Don't act like you're not impressed.

Test: Not that I can recall, but I'm sure at some point I have. Usually I look around to see how far I am in the test compared to the rest of the class. Boyfriend: No. I'm very faithful.

Friday or Saturday. Purely because I get to sleep in in the morning.

If one is available, I will. I don't go hunting for one, though.

I like jeans that aren't too tight. They're good for normal wear, and just lounging.

Tea. I can't stand the taste of coffee, but I love the smell!

I'm chemical X. I'd say I'm probably a little of both- I really care about my friends and they mean a lot to me, but I'm pretty abusive and snarky.

Mitch Hedberg. Love him.

I have not. Although much like the rest of humanity, if my friend has them, they're stolen at one point or another. Crutch joyride!

When I was a little kid, my dad traveled a lot. I have a bunch of dolls from different places around the world, like France and China and the like. They're safely tucked away now, because most of them are porcelain.

Probably like 6 or 7, if it wasn't a sneak attack. Those buggers are slippery, though.

I don't know. I don't like it either. Then again, my dad doesn't pronounce the L in Chipotle. And my mom pronounces "El pollo loco" as "El pollo lloco."

If I were a dinosaur, I suppose my ideal mate would be the best representation of my species to ensure I had genetically superior offspring.

Boxers. Loin cloths are too flimsy.

I fear pantsuits. But if I had to, I would make sure it had the shoulder pads of a linebacker, and was in as obnoxious a color as possible.

His passion for theater.

Pictures of animals doing dumb things.

I've never read a single thing by him. I really, really need to read more anyway.

I was completely in love with Legolas when I saw the film the first time. I was smitten. It's pretty sad. Now, I would have to think about it.

I don't mind being the big spoon at all. I'm pretty small though, so it's usually not beneficial for me to be the big spoon.

The motion in the ocean. Sorry, but you have to know what you're doing.

Witches. These sweater puppies stay strapped down, thank you. And I would never burn a book.

Because girls are too concerned with certain things, and how they come off to people they're interested in. I worry, but in the end it's pretty much take me or leave me. Also I like boy things. And you can fart around me, and I won't be offended, and I won't fart back in retaliation. I'm pretty sure that's marriage material right there.

Something gentle and non-offending. Like a heart or a star or something. I work with patients.

The Cotton-Eye Joe. Get on my level.

Your kneecaps, and your soft, squishy abdomen. Not that I'm implying you need to work out more, but you don't have as many bones there.

Yes, and it's not just awkward. It's downright depressing. Pretty much shattered my world.

I own a romper. I don't think rompers look good on anyone ever. But it's a way to put on a shirt and pants at the same time, without wearing a dress.

Haha. I would probably punch a good friend of mine. Partially because my 5'3" frame getting a good wallop on his 6' face would be a beautiful image.

I think subway flatbread sandwiches are delicious. Really, really delicious.

On the Amalfi coast in Italy. It's seriously the most beautiful place I have ever been.

I wish I was into Gilmore Girls. I feel like I should know more about it than I do.

That's a good question. Maybe Fanboys. I don't quote movies very often.

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. DUH.

That'd be Charlie Sheen. My friends don't think highly of me.

I feel like it would be fun to be the captain of a ship in some beautiful place, like Hawaii.

I don't really look down on anyone that's a virgin and isn't married. I really respect it, and other people's sex lives are not my business.

George Clooney. I'm not really embarrassed by that, but he's much older than is really appropriate. He's just so dang classy.

I hate ellipticals. I think girls like them because we think they work out more muscles than just walking.

This past year, I was Ramona Flowers. I had a big hammer. That was really, really fun.

I'd say 2 , 3 MAX. I like hygiene. I really, really like hygiene.

A hillbilly handfishing marathon. With your great aunt.

I don't think I would have let it get to drawing straws. If I was intending to sacrifice myself, I would have done it by then.

I don't KNOW. They're just terrible!

Very rarely. The most common is me telling someone I'm doing okay, and then I completely lose my mind over something.

I apologize right now, because I honestly thought "Glass Joe" as my first response. That isn't Rocky at all!

Leprechauns. Those sneaky little devils. Also, I remember a youtube video about leprechauns in Georgia or something.

Water slides. I love water parks!

Nope. I don't drop a lot of money on anything.

Not very. In fact, I'm the opposite of impressed when they beat you into the ground in something, and then stare at you like "you stupid girl."

I want his number. It will help me complete the shrine dedicated to him in my closet.

The James Cameron movie, or the Last Airbender? The cartoon is funny. I've only seen the movie in bits and pieces. I'm refusing to acknowledge M. Night Shamalama's Last Airbender movie.

Oh no. I know this. I know this. I swear I've read something recently. I just can't remember what.

Guys. I just get along with them better.

My mom is not on facebook. She doesn't want to use it. She also doesn't want to stalk my brother and I. So basically, she's the best mom ever!

We call that floor decorations. Very, very useless.

Softshell crab. I don't like it. I will not be eating it again.

I would ride a giant wildcat with huge horns around. It would be a wildecat and it would love me. And murder everything else.

They would be pink. Because then when you peeled it, it would be really pale pink, and it just makes sense to me. Stop looking at me like that.

I think K-pop is really entertaining. It's so freaking adorable!

Collectively, maybe about a day or two. I have short bursts of sexy.

No thank you. I like my bowels JUST the way they are.

No. The cost of food and exercise to lose it again is more than the $2500.

A week. There's plenty more to do, and I wouldn't want my relationship to dwindle into being purely physical.