Cute College Girls

Get to know Sara

What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?

Pick up lines don't work on me. I just find them cheesy.

Tell us an original joke.

I'm horrible with jokes, sorry.

How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?

When I did sports I used to be able to do sets of twenty. Now, maybe five.

Have you ever made a guy cry, why?

When I broke up with my first boyfriend, he wasn't too happy about it.

What's your favorite song to sing in the shower?

I don't sing in the shower.

If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?

Isn't that the only way?

Underwear choice:

Booty shorts and thongs

What's your REAL hair color?

Dirty blonde.

If you could live anywhere, where wouldn't it be?

Down south. It's too hot.

Favorite Smell:

Coffee.

Least favorite band:

I don't have one specific band I would consider my least favorite. I just don't like a lot of the junk on the radio.

How do you get to the highway from here?

Take a right and just go straight.

Weirdest dream:

This probably isn't the weirdest, but it's the most recent and I was stealing a bunch of elephants and hippos with my friend.

What would you do with 10,000 dollars?

Travel throughout Europe.

Describe your perfect date.

Going to punk show then to a Chinese restaurant.

What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?

I've seen far too many cocky guys. Not all obviously are, but sometimes it feels like it.

What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?

BO

Worst state in the union:

I don't know, I'm not going to hate on any of the states.

Let me guess, you're a tomboy right? Why are you lying to me?

Well I'm not a "girly girl".

What's the funniest thing in the world to you?

I've always found stuff online that makes me laugh.

How much money is in your savings account?

I'm not sure, a couple hundred I think.

Favorite look on a guy:

I'm a fan of grunge

What's your beauty secret?

Drink lots of water.

Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?

Spooning.

Most awkward sex move:

I actually haven't had an awkward moment yet.

Funniest sex term:

If you say cock-and-balls really fast, I think it's kind of funny.

Favorite position. For sitting:

Pretzel style.

Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?

Back rub, defiantly.

Do you fart?

Girls don't fart. Kidding, yeah just like everyone else on the planet.

What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?

Not sure off the top of my head.

What is your favorite online video?

I don't know.

What is your favorite 80's song?

Pretty much anything by Madonna.

What do you get on your pizza?

Depends on my mood. Sometimes meat lovers, sometimes veggie.

What Disney character would you be and why?

Pocahontas. Because I'd love to have a pet raccoon.

What game show do you think you would do the best on and why?

Family Feud. Because I think some of the questions are pretty easy and I don't understand how people come up with some of their answers.

What is your favorite superhero movie?

Spiderman, the first one.

What is the grossest thing you ever ate?

Oatmeal. I think it's disgusting.

Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?

I turned eighteen after the elections so no, not yet but next time. And no I don't like that show.

Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.

I don't think I want to get married. But if I do I want to do something like bungee jumping or something crazy right after the I do's. Best way to enter a marriage.

Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?

Sure, I don't care.

What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?

Outliving everyone I care for and having to watch them die. Also not being able to complete my goals and dying before I get to see the world.

What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?

I know all the words to a couple of old 80s Madonna pop songs.

What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for dick heads?

I hate gum and because they want to be that girl who can change him and they just want to be loved.

How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting?

Depends how hungry I am.

Breast implants, for or against?

Personally I'd never them, but if someone else wanted them I think that's fine. As long as it's not because you feel you have to look a certain way.

If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?

I would try it only once.

If you had to eliminate one food group, you could never eat it again, which one would you choose?

Vegetables.

What would be your favorite part about being a guy if you were one?

Not having to deal with long hair.

If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?

Five.

What is the closest you've ever been to death?

Just a car crash I've been in. And I wasn't even really hurt in that.

What is your favorite jerky and why?

Beef jerky. It's the only kind of jerky that I've had.

What is the earliest time of day you're ever started drinking and why?

Maybe around 12. I was tailgating at a music festival.

What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?

I honestly haven't had an awkward experience yet.

Which of your boobs do you like better?

I like them both the same.

If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?

I'd be a wasp.

You have to choose one state in the U.S. to get rid of, which one?

Texas.

Describe your ideal Sunday morning.

Going on a hike and then a picnic.

You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.

I don't like reality TV, but I like Americas Next Top Model. So it would be something like that expect for photography. I haven't seen something like that around yet.

If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?

Just leave it at Moon.

Boxers or briefs? Why?

Boxers. I think briefs just look silly.

Can a girl look hot in glasses?

Yeah some do. That's why there's a sexy librarian costume.

What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.

It's not really a secret but I can draw. Guess that's why I'm an art major.

Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? If so, why?

Nah, I'd have to be attracted to that person.

If any fantasy creature could be real, what would you choose?

Unicorn.

What's the fattest fat person food you like?

Taco bell.

Where is the worst place to have a zit?

Right in the middle of your forehead.

What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?

Adventure Time.

Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?

No haha.

Define "antithetical". Don't cheat.

I think it means direct opposites.

Where was your first date with a boy?

Going to the movies. Cliche.

What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?

I've only been dumped once.

Have you ever gotten arrested?

Nope

What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?

Mostly likely to surprise everyone. And it was "What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know, they don't teach you that in school." From the movie SLC Punk.

If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?

I want to be cremated though.

Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.

Rottencunt. Is that too vulgar for this? haha

What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?

Turquoise.

Are you hot?

You tell me.

What're you wearing right now, baby?

Jeans and tank top. Sexy right? haha

Worst injury:

I had a giant gash on my elbow from an accident while playing soccer.

What's something you do if you really like a guy?

Tell him that I like him. No games, or bull. Just ask if he wants to chill.

What's up? My boy Trey is having like, this beach Beer BQ thing at his house with a couple close friends, you doing anything tonight?

Well, I'm not doing that.

Did you ever go to a summer camp and hook-up?

I've never went to summer camp. But I've went camping at my friends camp ground and I met someone there and we hooked up.

Geekiest thing about you:

I'm an art nerd.

What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?

I heard a rumor about a girl I new saying she was pregnant but drank the baby to death. It was horrible.

Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

Well yeah.

When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?

No I just put toilet paper down on the seat.

Hidden talent:

Well, I can draw...

Have you ever been grounded?

Back in junior high and maybe the first year or two in high school I've gotten grounded.

What's a good hangover cure?

Sleep as long as you can. And then some black coffee.

What's something all your past boyfriends have had in common?

They're all not what I'm looking for.

What grade were you in for first base? second? third? fourth?

First I was in 8th, second, second and third was in either 9th or 10th and fourth was my senior year.

Define all the bases.

First is kissing, second is touching, third is oral, and fourth is sex

Have you ever been more attracted to a boyfriend's brother?

No

Worst/best Truth or Dare?

I've seen someone who was dared to snort pixiestix. That was pretty gross.

Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?

Nope

Have you ever seen your parents naked?

No, thank god.

Most masculine attribute:

I'm not masculine at all.

Do you have any tattoos? If not, what would you get?

Not yet.

Dream job:

Making a living off my art.

Bars or clubs?

Club

Shower or bath?

Shower

Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.

I never kept a diary.

Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?

Yup

Current ringtone:

I keep my phone on vibrate.

Have you ever shot a gun?

No but I want to go to a shooting range really bad.

Ideal drunk food:

Fast food. Preferably Taco Bell.

Worst job you've ever had:

I've only had one job, the one I have now as a sports photographer at my school and I love it.

Have you ever been fired from a job?

No.

Movie everyone loves except you:

I'm not a huge Harry Potter or Twilight fan.

Movie everyone hates but you love:

Can't think of one.

Guilty pleasure (not something lame like cookie dough):

80s pop and taco bell.

What's the most epic way to die?

Something that seems like it came from a crazy action movie.

If you had to choose your last words right now:

I can't even think about what my last words could be.

Do you legitimately hate anyone?

It's funny that this is a question because I say that all the time. But no I don't haha.

Can you unwrap a Starburst with your tongue?

I've never tried but I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

I have a theory that girls can't whistle, can you?

I guess I prove your theory right then because I can't.

When was the last time you spit?

Um maybe a couple days ago. Classy right?

One thing you'd change about yourself:

I could use more patience.

Would you ever ask a guy out?

I have.

Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?

No.

Pet peeve:

Being two faced, including yourself in my business, people who think they know everything and think they're hot shit.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

I wouldn't say crush, but I've found a teacher I've had to be pretty attractive.

Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?

Maybe.

If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you bring?

I'd bring a boat so I could get off the island.

What was your first ever screenname? You don't have to say it if you still use it.

I honestly don't remember. I used to make so many of them.

Most embarrassing moment:

Grades seven and eight were just one big long embarrassing moment looking back at it haha.

What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?

I've seen guys groom themselves too much. Personal hygiene is one thing, but sometimes it can be taken too far. I'm not into pretty boys.

When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!

They new right when I was going on it.

Democrat, Republican or Green?

Democrat.

Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?

I don't hate any of my old friends from high school. Even the ones I've had falling outs with.

Explain the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence:

Two is the number, too is like saying also or very, and to is a preposition

Definitely or definately?

Definitely.

When a guy cries do you think he's weak?

No, he's only human. If it's all the time, that might be too much.

Was there ever a nerdy/geeky/smart kid in high school you thought was kind of cute but never told him?

Probably but I don't really remember haha.

Girl's worst fear:

Probably being alone. Mine is dying before I get to travel the world.

Do you think you could eat all of your own hair without barfing?

That's disgusting, no I couldn't.

What's your favorite videogame, if any?

Sonic the hedgehog. Haha.

How many Twinkies could you eat?

I don't like Twinkies.

Which celebrity do you think you look like?

I've been told I look like Avril Lavigne but I don't see it.

What is the worst song in the world and why?

A majority of the stuff on the radio is pretty bad. Why? Well have you listened to it?

Which canceled TV show would you bring back if you had the power?

My So-Called Life and Freaks and Geeks.

What's the most awkward thing you've ever said to a professor?

I've talked too fast to teacher and messed up words and it was weird.

What's worse, an annoying laugh or a really loud snore?

Annoying laugh.

What is the one thing you wish you could do better than anyone?

Dance

Who is the hottest female Disney character?

Pocahontas is the best.

How many years were there between your first kiss and your first time?

About four years apart.

Would you rather eat a tarantula or a snake?

Snake

What's one male fashion accessory you could do without?

I hate when guys wear flip flops.

What's the grossest habit you have?

Smoking.

What's the meanest thing you ever said to another girl?

Probably something immature like calling her a slut.

What's something no one knows about you?

If there's something no one knows about me, there's probably a reason.

What's the most original thing a guy can do on a date?

Come up with something besides the whole dinner and a movie thing. Lets go to a place I've never seen before.

What's the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you?

Trying to get close to me in really sketchy ways.

Have you ever hooked up with someone directly because of Facebook? Explain.

No

Do you ever just look at yourself naked in the mirror?

Guilty haha

Who is, in your opinion, the sexiest woman alive? Would you make out with her?

Brody Dale from the Distillers is the first to come to mind. And yeah hahah.

What was the last book you read?

Clockwork Orange.

What cliché pick-up line would work on you?

It wouldn't.

What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?

Aaah! Real Monsters

Have you ever hooked-up with more than one person in a night?

My lips are sealed.

What was your shortest relationship and why did you break up?

It was a week, which can hardly classify as a relationship. But I honestly don't remember the reason why.

Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman?

Superman.

Who was your first celebrity crush?

Jake Gyllenhaal.

Straight up, what's the scariest color?

I didn't know colors can be scary. But they can be gross. And puke green is a pretty gross color.

What's more important to you, your brains or your looks?

Brains.

What's your favorite noise? Also, try and spell it.

Chhliiizk. Try to guess what it is.

Describe one time when you barfed.

Feeling sick in the morning after a long night. You know the deal...

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done, and survived?

I've been close to getting into some bad car accidents because I wasn't paying attention. But I've learned my lesson.

The moon is beautiful, right? Would you sacrifice your favorite pet to save the moon?

What?! No, no I would not.

Describe the first time you ever made out with someone.

It was in my best friends back yard. She went inside and then I started making out with the guy who was also my first boyfriend at the time.

Supposing they aren't fugly, is there anything anyone could say to you that would automatically get you to hook up with them?

No. It doesn't work like that, sorry.

How much more beautiful are you compared to other girls at your school?

Ugh. I don't know, you tell me.

When was the last time you sat on Santa's lap?

I don't think I ever have. When I was really little I would refuse to because I was scared hahah.

You're hot. That's a given. But can you do math? What's the quadratic formula?

I'm more right brained then left. Math's not my thing.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?

I don't know.

If you could live in any fantasy world, which one would it be and why?

I don't care, as long as animals could talk.

What would it take for you to shave your head right now? Answer in something other than money.

It would take a lot of guts that I don't have. Haha.

What're your thoughts on Lindsey Lohan?

I don't care about celebrities. So she's a train-wreck? Whatever.

Why do girls use ellipsis (...) so often? Most of the time they don't even use them correctly and a comma (,) is really the punctuation they're looking for.

I couldn't tell you. I haven't noticed it before. I think it's funny you put a comma in parentheses like someone wouldn't know what one was. But my question is why do girls uses q's instead of g's? That's what I want to know. I really don't get it.

What's your favorite Eleanor Roosevelt quotation?

Don't have one.

Did you ever want to be a Spice Girl, and, if so, which one?

I was a fan of them, but I wouldn't want to actually be one.

You have traveled back in time to kill Hitler. What will be your method of killing him?

Bullet through the back of the head.

Can I cheat off of you on this test? Tilt your ScanTron toward me.

Sure, but if you get caught it's your problem.

Would you ever keep a friend around who is less attractive entirely for the purpose of making yourself look even more attractive?

That's pretty shallow and kinda scummy.

Do you, uh, know where the, uh, weight room is?

No, sorry.

What dinosaur, fictional or real, was the best? Would make the best pet? Would be the tastiest?

Pterosaur is the best and would be the best pet. And I don't think a dinosaur would be tasty.

How many pounds is "fat" to a girl?

Depends on the girl.

Which fast food restaurant is sexier?

Fast food isn't "sexy"

Who would you rather hook up with Kermit or Elmo?

I'll pass.

Is there an age you don't want to reach? How old is too old?

Late 60s is too old personally.

Be honest: do you exercise?

Nope.

How many piercings do you have?

Zero. I used have my lobes when I was younger but they got rejected. And a couple years ago I got my industrial bar but that got rejected too.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Famous artist.

First CD ever bought?

Some Green Day CD I think.

Have you ever cheated on a test/boyfriend?

On a test, yes. Boyfriend, no.

Favorite day of the week?

Friday.

Do you wear a helmet when you bike?

I haven't rode a bike in so long, but no I didn't.

What's your favorite article of clothing?

My lace shirts and "customized" band tee-shirts.

Coffee or tea?

Coffee.

Are you sugar, or spice?

Spice;)

Favorite comedian?

Ketchup.

Have you ever had to use crutches?

Nope.

Do you collect anything?

Cameras.

How many 5-year-olds could you beat in a fight? AT ONCE!

Maybe four haha.

People who say "Reesies Piecies" instead of Reese's Pieces: What up with that?

I never noticed that before haha. I probably do that too then.

Who would be your ideal mate if you were a dinosaur?

A pterosaur?

Boxers or briefs or loin cloths?

Boxers

If given the opportunity to travel back in time to the 80s, would you rock a pantsuit?

Nope

What do you think is Abraham Lincoln's sexiest quality?

When I think of Lincoln, "sexy qualities" don't really come to mind.

What's the thing that makes you laugh every time you see it?

There's a lot of funny pictures I have that will always make me laugh.

What's your favorite Salman Rushdie novel?

I've never read anything by him. But I'm open to recommendations.

Would you rather date Legolas or Aragorn? Why?

I don't know who they are, sorry.

What is your snuggle policy? Are you adamantly against being big spoon?

I don't care, just snuggle me.

Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean?

Well the motion of the ocean can always chance.

If you had to burn bras, books, or witches, which would you burn and why?

Burn bras. Because I think book burnings are a forms of censorship and witches aren't all that bad. Bras can just get in the way.

Drawing from your personal experience, state why you think all girls suck except for you.

They seem to always need to create problems for attention.

If you HAD to get a tattoo on your face, what would it be of?

It would probably be a design that I would draw up myself.

What's the best dance song of all time?

Temperature by Sean Paul

Imagine we were about to get into a physical fight. What's your move for taking me down?

Assuming you're a guy, a kick to the balls will probably do the trick.

Have you ever been straight up rejected when you went in to kiss someone?

Nope

What's the least attractive piece of clothing you own?

My over-sized comfy tee shirts.

If you could punch one person in the face with no repercussions, who would it be and why?

George Bush, and I think that should be obvious.

What one food would you choose to live off for the rest of your life?

I wouldn't want to do that because I'd probably get sick of it. But if I had to choose it would be sesame chicken.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

Anywhere in Europe. I'd move from country to country every couple of years if I could.

What is one show you wished you were really into while it was on TV?

I don't know, I'm not huge on TV.

What movie do you quote from the most?

SLC Punk and lately Party Monster.

What movie will you stop and watch on TV, regardless of what you were doing?

SLC Punk, Donnie Darko, American History X, Party Monster, the list could go on.

What famous person do you hear yourself compared to most?

I've been told I look like Avril Lagvine, but I don't see it. And I've had my art compared to some of Tim Burton's stuff, which I don't really see either.

Besides model or actress, what's one career you wish you could pursue?

Besides the art field, it would be cool to be a detective.

What is the oldest age you can be a virgin without it being weird?

Twenty. But if you're twenty and a virgin you don't need to rush off and have sex. It's just a personal opinion.

If no one would ever find out, who is someone embarrassing you would like to make out with?

Can't think of anyone, sorry.

Why do girls like elliptical machines so much?

I don't see why they do either.

What was your best halloween costume?

My pirate costume. And it was a lot better then the ones you find in some costume store.

How many days can I go without showering before you consider me undateable?

A day.

Describe your ideal worst date.

If it was to be all awkward

You're on an asteroid and your daughter's fiancee draws the short straw to sacrifice his life to divert it from destroying the Earth. What do you do?

Find a giant laser that would destroy it?

Why does Nickelback suck so hard?

Because they do.

What's the last lie you were caught in?

I don't remember being caught in one.

Which Rocky opponent would you fight if you had to fight one?

I'd fight them all.

If you HAD to pick one, which of the following would you say is most-likely real: Leprechauns, Bigfoot, or the Lochness Monster?

Leprechauns

Rollercoasters or waterslides?

Waterslides.

Have you ever made an online purchase you regret?

Nope.

How good would a guy have to be at videogames for you to be impressed?

That wouldn't impress me.

How hot is CollegeHumor's Jeff Rubin? Really hot, right?

Very

Did you like Avatar?

No I didn't and I fell asleep during it.

What was the last book your read twice?

1984.

Are your friends mostly guys or mostly girls?

A mix of both.

Is your mom on Facebook, and what does she do with it?

She doesn't have one.

What's the point of really fancy underwear? I'm talking like the really high end stuff.

I don't know either, you can get really fancy underwear that's sexy and not high end.

What's the strangest food you've ever eaten?

Venice, and that's not even that strange.

If you could create your own mythical animal, what would you make, and what would you name it?

It would be some kind of tiger/bat thing. But I'm not creative with names so I don't know.

If bananas were another color, what color would they be?

I'd like to see an orange banana/

What band are you most ashamed of liking?

I'm not ashamed of any of the music I listen to. Even the kind of lame stuff.

How long have you been a hot girl?

Hahah, I don't know.

Ever done a master cleanse?

No

Would you gain 25 pounds for $2500?

Sure haha

Would you rather have sex once a day for the rest of your life or once a week for the rest of your life?

Once a day.