Sara from South Easton, MA
School: UMass Dartmouth Year: Sophmore Major: Art Undeclared
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What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?
Pick up lines don't work on me. I just find them cheesy.
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Tell us an original joke.
I'm horrible with jokes, sorry.
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How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?
When I did sports I used to be able to do sets of twenty. Now, maybe five.
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Have you ever made a guy cry, why?
When I broke up with my first boyfriend, he wasn't too happy about it.
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What's your favorite song to sing in the shower?
I don't sing in the shower.
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If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?
Isn't that the only way?
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Underwear choice:
Booty shorts and thongs
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What's your REAL hair color?
Dirty blonde.
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If you could live anywhere, where wouldn't it be?
Down south. It's too hot.
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Favorite Smell:
Coffee.
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Least favorite band:
I don't have one specific band I would consider my least favorite. I just don't like a lot of the junk on the radio.
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How do you get to the highway from here?
Take a right and just go straight.
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Weirdest dream:
This probably isn't the weirdest, but it's the most recent and I was stealing a bunch of elephants and hippos with my friend.
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What would you do with 10,000 dollars?
Travel throughout Europe.
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Describe your perfect date.
Going to punk show then to a Chinese restaurant.
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What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?
I've seen far too many cocky guys. Not all obviously are, but sometimes it feels like it.
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What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?
BO
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Worst state in the union:
I don't know, I'm not going to hate on any of the states.
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Let me guess, you're a tomboy right? Why are you lying to me?
Well I'm not a "girly girl".
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What's the funniest thing in the world to you?
I've always found stuff online that makes me laugh.
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How much money is in your savings account?
I'm not sure, a couple hundred I think.
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Favorite look on a guy:
I'm a fan of grunge
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What's your beauty secret?
Drink lots of water.
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Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?
Spooning.
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Most awkward sex move:
I actually haven't had an awkward moment yet.
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Funniest sex term:
If you say cock-and-balls really fast, I think it's kind of funny.
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Favorite position. For sitting:
Pretzel style.
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Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?
Back rub, defiantly.
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Do you fart?
Girls don't fart. Kidding, yeah just like everyone else on the planet.
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What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?
Not sure off the top of my head.
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What is your favorite online video?
I don't know.
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What is your favorite 80's song?
Pretty much anything by Madonna.
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What do you get on your pizza?
Depends on my mood. Sometimes meat lovers, sometimes veggie.
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What Disney character would you be and why?
Pocahontas. Because I'd love to have a pet raccoon.
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What game show do you think you would do the best on and why?
Family Feud. Because I think some of the questions are pretty easy and I don't understand how people come up with some of their answers.
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What is your favorite superhero movie?
Spiderman, the first one.
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What is the grossest thing you ever ate?
Oatmeal. I think it's disgusting.
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Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?
I turned eighteen after the elections so no, not yet but next time. And no I don't like that show.
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Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.
I don't think I want to get married. But if I do I want to do something like bungee jumping or something crazy right after the I do's. Best way to enter a marriage.
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Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?
Sure, I don't care.
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What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?
Outliving everyone I care for and having to watch them die. Also not being able to complete my goals and dying before I get to see the world.
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What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?
I know all the words to a couple of old 80s Madonna pop songs.
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What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for dick heads?
I hate gum and because they want to be that girl who can change him and they just want to be loved.
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How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting?
Depends how hungry I am.
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Breast implants, for or against?
Personally I'd never them, but if someone else wanted them I think that's fine. As long as it's not because you feel you have to look a certain way.
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If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?
I would try it only once.
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If you had to eliminate one food group, you could never eat it again, which one would you choose?
Vegetables.
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What would be your favorite part about being a guy if you were one?
Not having to deal with long hair.
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If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?
Five.
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What is the closest you've ever been to death?
Just a car crash I've been in. And I wasn't even really hurt in that.
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What is your favorite jerky and why?
Beef jerky. It's the only kind of jerky that I've had.
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What is the earliest time of day you're ever started drinking and why?
Maybe around 12. I was tailgating at a music festival.
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What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?
I honestly haven't had an awkward experience yet.
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Which of your boobs do you like better?
I like them both the same.
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If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?
I'd be a wasp.
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You have to choose one state in the U.S. to get rid of, which one?
Texas.
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Describe your ideal Sunday morning.
Going on a hike and then a picnic.
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You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.
I don't like reality TV, but I like Americas Next Top Model. So it would be something like that expect for photography. I haven't seen something like that around yet.
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If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?
Just leave it at Moon.
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Boxers or briefs? Why?
Boxers. I think briefs just look silly.
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Can a girl look hot in glasses?
Yeah some do. That's why there's a sexy librarian costume.
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What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.
It's not really a secret but I can draw. Guess that's why I'm an art major.
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Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? If so, why?
Nah, I'd have to be attracted to that person.
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If any fantasy creature could be real, what would you choose?
Unicorn.
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What's the fattest fat person food you like?
Taco bell.
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Where is the worst place to have a zit?
Right in the middle of your forehead.
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What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?
Adventure Time.
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Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?
No haha.
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Define "antithetical". Don't cheat.
I think it means direct opposites.
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Where was your first date with a boy?
Going to the movies. Cliche.
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What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?
I've only been dumped once.
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Have you ever gotten arrested?
Nope
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What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?
Mostly likely to surprise everyone. And it was "What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know, they don't teach you that in school." From the movie SLC Punk.
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If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?
I want to be cremated though.
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Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.
Rottencunt. Is that too vulgar for this? haha
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What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?
Turquoise.
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Are you hot?
You tell me.
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What're you wearing right now, baby?
Jeans and tank top. Sexy right? haha
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Worst injury:
I had a giant gash on my elbow from an accident while playing soccer.
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What's something you do if you really like a guy?
Tell him that I like him. No games, or bull. Just ask if he wants to chill.
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What's up? My boy Trey is having like, this beach Beer BQ thing at his house with a couple close friends, you doing anything tonight?
Well, I'm not doing that.
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Did you ever go to a summer camp and hook-up?
I've never went to summer camp. But I've went camping at my friends camp ground and I met someone there and we hooked up.
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Geekiest thing about you:
I'm an art nerd.
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What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?
I heard a rumor about a girl I new saying she was pregnant but drank the baby to death. It was horrible.
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Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
Well yeah.
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When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?
No I just put toilet paper down on the seat.
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Hidden talent:
Well, I can draw...
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Have you ever been grounded?
Back in junior high and maybe the first year or two in high school I've gotten grounded.
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What's a good hangover cure?
Sleep as long as you can. And then some black coffee.
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What's something all your past boyfriends have had in common?
They're all not what I'm looking for.
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What grade were you in for first base? second? third? fourth?
First I was in 8th, second, second and third was in either 9th or 10th and fourth was my senior year.
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Define all the bases.
First is kissing, second is touching, third is oral, and fourth is sex
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Have you ever been more attracted to a boyfriend's brother?
No
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Worst/best Truth or Dare?
I've seen someone who was dared to snort pixiestix. That was pretty gross.
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Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?
Nope
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Have you ever seen your parents naked?
No, thank god.
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Most masculine attribute:
I'm not masculine at all.
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Do you have any tattoos? If not, what would you get?
Not yet.
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Dream job:
Making a living off my art.
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Bars or clubs?
Club
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Shower or bath?
Shower
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Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.
I never kept a diary.
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Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?
Yup
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Current ringtone:
I keep my phone on vibrate.
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Have you ever shot a gun?
No but I want to go to a shooting range really bad.
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Ideal drunk food:
Fast food. Preferably Taco Bell.
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Worst job you've ever had:
I've only had one job, the one I have now as a sports photographer at my school and I love it.
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Have you ever been fired from a job?
No.
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Movie everyone loves except you:
I'm not a huge Harry Potter or Twilight fan.
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Movie everyone hates but you love:
Can't think of one.
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Guilty pleasure (not something lame like cookie dough):
80s pop and taco bell.
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What's the most epic way to die?
Something that seems like it came from a crazy action movie.
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If you had to choose your last words right now:
I can't even think about what my last words could be.
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Do you legitimately hate anyone?
It's funny that this is a question because I say that all the time. But no I don't haha.
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Can you unwrap a Starburst with your tongue?
I've never tried but I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
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I have a theory that girls can't whistle, can you?
I guess I prove your theory right then because I can't.
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When was the last time you spit?
Um maybe a couple days ago. Classy right?
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One thing you'd change about yourself:
I could use more patience.
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Would you ever ask a guy out?
I have.
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Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?
No.
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Pet peeve:
Being two faced, including yourself in my business, people who think they know everything and think they're hot shit.
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Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
I wouldn't say crush, but I've found a teacher I've had to be pretty attractive.
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Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?
Maybe.
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If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you bring?
I'd bring a boat so I could get off the island.
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What was your first ever screenname? You don't have to say it if you still use it.
I honestly don't remember. I used to make so many of them.
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Most embarrassing moment:
Grades seven and eight were just one big long embarrassing moment looking back at it haha.
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What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?
I've seen guys groom themselves too much. Personal hygiene is one thing, but sometimes it can be taken too far. I'm not into pretty boys.
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When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!
They new right when I was going on it.
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Democrat, Republican or Green?
Democrat.
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Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?
I don't hate any of my old friends from high school. Even the ones I've had falling outs with.
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Explain the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence:
Two is the number, too is like saying also or very, and to is a preposition
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Definitely or definately?
Definitely.
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When a guy cries do you think he's weak?
No, he's only human. If it's all the time, that might be too much.
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Was there ever a nerdy/geeky/smart kid in high school you thought was kind of cute but never told him?
Probably but I don't really remember haha.
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Girl's worst fear:
Probably being alone. Mine is dying before I get to travel the world.
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Do you think you could eat all of your own hair without barfing?
That's disgusting, no I couldn't.
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What's your favorite videogame, if any?
Sonic the hedgehog. Haha.
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How many Twinkies could you eat?
I don't like Twinkies.
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Which celebrity do you think you look like?
I've been told I look like Avril Lavigne but I don't see it.
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What is the worst song in the world and why?
A majority of the stuff on the radio is pretty bad. Why? Well have you listened to it?
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Which canceled TV show would you bring back if you had the power?
My So-Called Life and Freaks and Geeks.
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What's the most awkward thing you've ever said to a professor?
I've talked too fast to teacher and messed up words and it was weird.
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What's worse, an annoying laugh or a really loud snore?
Annoying laugh.
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What is the one thing you wish you could do better than anyone?
Dance
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Who is the hottest female Disney character?
Pocahontas is the best.
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How many years were there between your first kiss and your first time?
About four years apart.
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Would you rather eat a tarantula or a snake?
Snake
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What's one male fashion accessory you could do without?
I hate when guys wear flip flops.
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What's the grossest habit you have?
Smoking.
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What's the meanest thing you ever said to another girl?
Probably something immature like calling her a slut.
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What's something no one knows about you?
If there's something no one knows about me, there's probably a reason.
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What's the most original thing a guy can do on a date?
Come up with something besides the whole dinner and a movie thing. Lets go to a place I've never seen before.
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What's the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you?
Trying to get close to me in really sketchy ways.
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Have you ever hooked up with someone directly because of Facebook? Explain.
No
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Do you ever just look at yourself naked in the mirror?
Guilty haha
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Who is, in your opinion, the sexiest woman alive? Would you make out with her?
Brody Dale from the Distillers is the first to come to mind. And yeah hahah.
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What was the last book you read?
Clockwork Orange.
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What clich
It wouldn't.
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What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?
Aaah! Real Monsters
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Have you ever hooked-up with more than one person in a night?
My lips are sealed.
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What was your shortest relationship and why did you break up?
It was a week, which can hardly classify as a relationship. But I honestly don't remember the reason why.
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Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman?
Superman.
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Who was your first celebrity crush?
Jake Gyllenhaal.
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Straight up, what's the scariest color?
I didn't know colors can be scary. But they can be gross. And puke green is a pretty gross color.
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What's more important to you, your brains or your looks?
Brains.
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What's your favorite noise? Also, try and spell it.
Chhliiizk. Try to guess what it is.
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Describe one time when you barfed.
Feeling sick in the morning after a long night. You know the deal...
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What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done, and survived?
I've been close to getting into some bad car accidents because I wasn't paying attention. But I've learned my lesson.
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The moon is beautiful, right? Would you sacrifice your favorite pet to save the moon?
What?! No, no I would not.
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Describe the first time you ever made out with someone.
It was in my best friends back yard. She went inside and then I started making out with the guy who was also my first boyfriend at the time.
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Supposing they aren't fugly, is there anything anyone could say to you that would automatically get you to hook up with them?
No. It doesn't work like that, sorry.
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How much more beautiful are you compared to other girls at your school?
Ugh. I don't know, you tell me.
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When was the last time you sat on Santa's lap?
I don't think I ever have. When I was really little I would refuse to because I was scared hahah.
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You're hot. That's a given. But can you do math? What's the quadratic formula?
I'm more right brained then left. Math's not my thing.
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What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
I don't know.
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If you could live in any fantasy world, which one would it be and why?
I don't care, as long as animals could talk.
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What would it take for you to shave your head right now? Answer in something other than money.
It would take a lot of guts that I don't have. Haha.
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What're your thoughts on Lindsey Lohan?
I don't care about celebrities. So she's a train-wreck? Whatever.
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Why do girls use ellipsis (...) so often? Most of the time they don't even use them correctly and a comma (,) is really the punctuation they're looking for.
I couldn't tell you. I haven't noticed it before. I think it's funny you put a comma in parentheses like someone wouldn't know what one was. But my question is why do girls uses q's instead of g's? That's what I want to know. I really don't get it.
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What's your favorite Eleanor Roosevelt quotation?
Don't have one.
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Did you ever want to be a Spice Girl, and, if so, which one?
I was a fan of them, but I wouldn't want to actually be one.
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You have traveled back in time to kill Hitler. What will be your method of killing him?
Bullet through the back of the head.
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Can I cheat off of you on this test? Tilt your ScanTron toward me.
Sure, but if you get caught it's your problem.
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Would you ever keep a friend around who is less attractive entirely for the purpose of making yourself look even more attractive?
That's pretty shallow and kinda scummy.
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Do you, uh, know where the, uh, weight room is?
No, sorry.
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What dinosaur, fictional or real, was the best? Would make the best pet? Would be the tastiest?
Pterosaur is the best and would be the best pet. And I don't think a dinosaur would be tasty.
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How many pounds is "fat" to a girl?
Depends on the girl.
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Which fast food restaurant is sexier?
Fast food isn't "sexy"
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Who would you rather hook up with Kermit or Elmo?
I'll pass.
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Is there an age you don't want to reach? How old is too old?
Late 60s is too old personally.
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Be honest: do you exercise?
Nope.
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How many piercings do you have?
Zero. I used have my lobes when I was younger but they got rejected. And a couple years ago I got my industrial bar but that got rejected too.
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What do you want to be when you grow up?
Famous artist.
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First CD ever bought?
Some Green Day CD I think.
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Have you ever cheated on a test/boyfriend?
On a test, yes. Boyfriend, no.
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Favorite day of the week?
Friday.
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Do you wear a helmet when you bike?
I haven't rode a bike in so long, but no I didn't.
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What's your favorite article of clothing?
My lace shirts and "customized" band tee-shirts.
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Coffee or tea?
Coffee.
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Are you sugar, or spice?
Spice;)
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Favorite comedian?
Ketchup.
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Have you ever had to use crutches?
Nope.
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Do you collect anything?
Cameras.
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How many 5-year-olds could you beat in a fight? AT ONCE!
Maybe four haha.
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People who say "Reesies Piecies" instead of Reese's Pieces: What up with that?
I never noticed that before haha. I probably do that too then.
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Who would be your ideal mate if you were a dinosaur?
A pterosaur?
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Boxers or briefs or loin cloths?
Boxers
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If given the opportunity to travel back in time to the 80s, would you rock a pantsuit?
Nope
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What do you think is Abraham Lincoln's sexiest quality?
When I think of Lincoln, "sexy qualities" don't really come to mind.
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What's the thing that makes you laugh every time you see it?
There's a lot of funny pictures I have that will always make me laugh.
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What's your favorite Salman Rushdie novel?
I've never read anything by him. But I'm open to recommendations.
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Would you rather date Legolas or Aragorn? Why?
I don't know who they are, sorry.
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What is your snuggle policy? Are you adamantly against being big spoon?
I don't care, just snuggle me.
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Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean?
Well the motion of the ocean can always chance.
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If you had to burn bras, books, or witches, which would you burn and why?
Burn bras. Because I think book burnings are a forms of censorship and witches aren't all that bad. Bras can just get in the way.
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Drawing from your personal experience, state why you think all girls suck except for you.
They seem to always need to create problems for attention.
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If you HAD to get a tattoo on your face, what would it be of?
It would probably be a design that I would draw up myself.
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What's the best dance song of all time?
Temperature by Sean Paul
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Imagine we were about to get into a physical fight. What's your move for taking me down?
Assuming you're a guy, a kick to the balls will probably do the trick.
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Have you ever been straight up rejected when you went in to kiss someone?
Nope
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What's the least attractive piece of clothing you own?
My over-sized comfy tee shirts.
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If you could punch one person in the face with no repercussions, who would it be and why?
George Bush, and I think that should be obvious.
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What one food would you choose to live off for the rest of your life?
I wouldn't want to do that because I'd probably get sick of it. But if I had to choose it would be sesame chicken.
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If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Anywhere in Europe. I'd move from country to country every couple of years if I could.
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What is one show you wished you were really into while it was on TV?
I don't know, I'm not huge on TV.
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What movie do you quote from the most?
SLC Punk and lately Party Monster.
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What movie will you stop and watch on TV, regardless of what you were doing?
SLC Punk, Donnie Darko, American History X, Party Monster, the list could go on.
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What famous person do you hear yourself compared to most?
I've been told I look like Avril Lagvine, but I don't see it. And I've had my art compared to some of Tim Burton's stuff, which I don't really see either.
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Besides model or actress, what's one career you wish you could pursue?
Besides the art field, it would be cool to be a detective.
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What is the oldest age you can be a virgin without it being weird?
Twenty. But if you're twenty and a virgin you don't need to rush off and have sex. It's just a personal opinion.
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If no one would ever find out, who is someone embarrassing you would like to make out with?
Can't think of anyone, sorry.
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Why do girls like elliptical machines so much?
I don't see why they do either.
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What was your best halloween costume?
My pirate costume. And it was a lot better then the ones you find in some costume store.
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How many days can I go without showering before you consider me undateable?
A day.
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Describe your ideal worst date.
If it was to be all awkward
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You're on an asteroid and your daughter's fiancee draws the short straw to sacrifice his life to divert it from destroying the Earth. What do you do?
Find a giant laser that would destroy it?
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Why does Nickelback suck so hard?
Because they do.
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What's the last lie you were caught in?
I don't remember being caught in one.
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Which Rocky opponent would you fight if you had to fight one?
I'd fight them all.
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If you HAD to pick one, which of the following would you say is most-likely real: Leprechauns, Bigfoot, or the Lochness Monster?
Leprechauns
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Rollercoasters or waterslides?
Waterslides.
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Have you ever made an online purchase you regret?
Nope.
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How good would a guy have to be at videogames for you to be impressed?
That wouldn't impress me.
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How hot is CollegeHumor's Jeff Rubin? Really hot, right?
Very
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Did you like Avatar?
No I didn't and I fell asleep during it.
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What was the last book your read twice?
1984.
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Are your friends mostly guys or mostly girls?
A mix of both.
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Is your mom on Facebook, and what does she do with it?
She doesn't have one.
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What's the point of really fancy underwear? I'm talking like the really high end stuff.
I don't know either, you can get really fancy underwear that's sexy and not high end.
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What's the strangest food you've ever eaten?
Venice, and that's not even that strange.
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If you could create your own mythical animal, what would you make, and what would you name it?
It would be some kind of tiger/bat thing. But I'm not creative with names so I don't know.
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If bananas were another color, what color would they be?
I'd like to see an orange banana/
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What band are you most ashamed of liking?
I'm not ashamed of any of the music I listen to. Even the kind of lame stuff.
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How long have you been a hot girl?
Hahah, I don't know.
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Ever done a master cleanse?
No
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Would you gain 25 pounds for $2500?
Sure haha
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Would you rather have sex once a day for the rest of your life or once a week for the rest of your life?
Once a day.