Sara from South Easton, MA

School: UMass Dartmouth Year: Sophmore Major: Art Undeclared

Get to know Sara
  • What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?

    Pick up lines don't work on me. I just find them cheesy.

  • Tell us an original joke.

    I'm horrible with jokes, sorry.

  • How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?

    When I did sports I used to be able to do sets of twenty. Now, maybe five.

  • Have you ever made a guy cry, why?

    When I broke up with my first boyfriend, he wasn't too happy about it.

  • What's your favorite song to sing in the shower?

    I don't sing in the shower.

  • If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?

    Isn't that the only way?

  • Underwear choice:

    Booty shorts and thongs

  • What's your REAL hair color?

    Dirty blonde.

  • If you could live anywhere, where wouldn't it be?

    Down south. It's too hot.

  • Favorite Smell:

    Coffee.

  • Least favorite band:

    I don't have one specific band I would consider my least favorite. I just don't like a lot of the junk on the radio.

  • How do you get to the highway from here?

    Take a right and just go straight.

  • Weirdest dream:

    This probably isn't the weirdest, but it's the most recent and I was stealing a bunch of elephants and hippos with my friend.

  • What would you do with 10,000 dollars?

    Travel throughout Europe.

  • Describe your perfect date.

    Going to punk show then to a Chinese restaurant.

  • What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?

    I've seen far too many cocky guys. Not all obviously are, but sometimes it feels like it.

  • What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?

    BO

  • Worst state in the union:

    I don't know, I'm not going to hate on any of the states.

  • Let me guess, you're a tomboy right? Why are you lying to me?

    Well I'm not a "girly girl".

  • What's the funniest thing in the world to you?

    I've always found stuff online that makes me laugh.

  • How much money is in your savings account?

    I'm not sure, a couple hundred I think.

  • Favorite look on a guy:

    I'm a fan of grunge

  • What's your beauty secret?

    Drink lots of water.

  • Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?

    Spooning.

  • Most awkward sex move:

    I actually haven't had an awkward moment yet.

  • Funniest sex term:

    If you say cock-and-balls really fast, I think it's kind of funny.

  • Favorite position. For sitting:

    Pretzel style.

  • Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?

    Back rub, defiantly.

  • Do you fart?

    Girls don't fart. Kidding, yeah just like everyone else on the planet.

  • What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?

    Not sure off the top of my head.

  • What is your favorite online video?

    I don't know.

  • What is your favorite 80's song?

    Pretty much anything by Madonna.

  • What do you get on your pizza?

    Depends on my mood. Sometimes meat lovers, sometimes veggie.

  • What Disney character would you be and why?

    Pocahontas. Because I'd love to have a pet raccoon.

  • What game show do you think you would do the best on and why?

    Family Feud. Because I think some of the questions are pretty easy and I don't understand how people come up with some of their answers.

  • What is your favorite superhero movie?

    Spiderman, the first one.

  • What is the grossest thing you ever ate?

    Oatmeal. I think it's disgusting.

  • Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?

    I turned eighteen after the elections so no, not yet but next time. And no I don't like that show.

  • Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.

    I don't think I want to get married. But if I do I want to do something like bungee jumping or something crazy right after the I do's. Best way to enter a marriage.

  • Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?

    Sure, I don't care.

  • What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?

    Outliving everyone I care for and having to watch them die. Also not being able to complete my goals and dying before I get to see the world.

  • What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?

    I know all the words to a couple of old 80s Madonna pop songs.

  • What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for dick heads?

    I hate gum and because they want to be that girl who can change him and they just want to be loved.

  • How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting?

    Depends how hungry I am.

  • Breast implants, for or against?

    Personally I'd never them, but if someone else wanted them I think that's fine. As long as it's not because you feel you have to look a certain way.

  • If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?

    I would try it only once.

  • If you had to eliminate one food group, you could never eat it again, which one would you choose?

    Vegetables.

  • What would be your favorite part about being a guy if you were one?

    Not having to deal with long hair.

  • If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?

    Five.

  • What is the closest you've ever been to death?

    Just a car crash I've been in. And I wasn't even really hurt in that.

  • What is your favorite jerky and why?

    Beef jerky. It's the only kind of jerky that I've had.

  • What is the earliest time of day you're ever started drinking and why?

    Maybe around 12. I was tailgating at a music festival.

  • What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?

    I honestly haven't had an awkward experience yet.

  • Which of your boobs do you like better?

    I like them both the same.

  • If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?

    I'd be a wasp.

  • You have to choose one state in the U.S. to get rid of, which one?

    Texas.

  • Describe your ideal Sunday morning.

    Going on a hike and then a picnic.

  • You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.

    I don't like reality TV, but I like Americas Next Top Model. So it would be something like that expect for photography. I haven't seen something like that around yet.

  • If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?

    Just leave it at Moon.

  • Boxers or briefs? Why?

    Boxers. I think briefs just look silly.

  • Can a girl look hot in glasses?

    Yeah some do. That's why there's a sexy librarian costume.

  • What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.

    It's not really a secret but I can draw. Guess that's why I'm an art major.

  • Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? If so, why?

    Nah, I'd have to be attracted to that person.

  • If any fantasy creature could be real, what would you choose?

    Unicorn.

  • What's the fattest fat person food you like?

    Taco bell.

  • Where is the worst place to have a zit?

    Right in the middle of your forehead.

  • What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?

    Adventure Time.

  • Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?

    No haha.

  • Define "antithetical". Don't cheat.

    I think it means direct opposites.

  • Where was your first date with a boy?

    Going to the movies. Cliche.

  • What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?

    I've only been dumped once.

  • Have you ever gotten arrested?

    Nope

  • What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?

    Mostly likely to surprise everyone. And it was "What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know, they don't teach you that in school." From the movie SLC Punk.

  • If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?

    I want to be cremated though.

  • Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.

    Rottencunt. Is that too vulgar for this? haha

  • What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?

    Turquoise.

  • Are you hot?

    You tell me.

  • What're you wearing right now, baby?

    Jeans and tank top. Sexy right? haha

  • Worst injury:

    I had a giant gash on my elbow from an accident while playing soccer.

  • What's something you do if you really like a guy?

    Tell him that I like him. No games, or bull. Just ask if he wants to chill.

  • What's up? My boy Trey is having like, this beach Beer BQ thing at his house with a couple close friends, you doing anything tonight?

    Well, I'm not doing that.

  • Did you ever go to a summer camp and hook-up?

    I've never went to summer camp. But I've went camping at my friends camp ground and I met someone there and we hooked up.

  • Geekiest thing about you:

    I'm an art nerd.

  • What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?

    I heard a rumor about a girl I new saying she was pregnant but drank the baby to death. It was horrible.

  • Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

    Well yeah.

  • When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?

    No I just put toilet paper down on the seat.

  • Hidden talent:

    Well, I can draw...

  • Have you ever been grounded?

    Back in junior high and maybe the first year or two in high school I've gotten grounded.

  • What's a good hangover cure?

    Sleep as long as you can. And then some black coffee.

  • What's something all your past boyfriends have had in common?

    They're all not what I'm looking for.

  • What grade were you in for first base? second? third? fourth?

    First I was in 8th, second, second and third was in either 9th or 10th and fourth was my senior year.

  • Define all the bases.

    First is kissing, second is touching, third is oral, and fourth is sex

  • Have you ever been more attracted to a boyfriend's brother?

    No

  • Worst/best Truth or Dare?

    I've seen someone who was dared to snort pixiestix. That was pretty gross.

  • Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?

    Nope

  • Have you ever seen your parents naked?

    No, thank god.

  • Most masculine attribute:

    I'm not masculine at all.

  • Do you have any tattoos? If not, what would you get?

    Not yet.

  • Dream job:

    Making a living off my art.

  • Bars or clubs?

    Club

  • Shower or bath?

    Shower

  • Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.

    I never kept a diary.

  • Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?

    Yup

  • Current ringtone:

    I keep my phone on vibrate.

  • Have you ever shot a gun?

    No but I want to go to a shooting range really bad.

  • Ideal drunk food:

    Fast food. Preferably Taco Bell.

  • Worst job you've ever had:

    I've only had one job, the one I have now as a sports photographer at my school and I love it.

  • Have you ever been fired from a job?

    No.

  • Movie everyone loves except you:

    I'm not a huge Harry Potter or Twilight fan.

  • Movie everyone hates but you love:

    Can't think of one.

  • Guilty pleasure (not something lame like cookie dough):

    80s pop and taco bell.

  • What's the most epic way to die?

    Something that seems like it came from a crazy action movie.

  • If you had to choose your last words right now:

    I can't even think about what my last words could be.

  • Do you legitimately hate anyone?

    It's funny that this is a question because I say that all the time. But no I don't haha.

  • Can you unwrap a Starburst with your tongue?

    I've never tried but I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

  • I have a theory that girls can't whistle, can you?

    I guess I prove your theory right then because I can't.

  • When was the last time you spit?

    Um maybe a couple days ago. Classy right?

  • One thing you'd change about yourself:

    I could use more patience.

  • Would you ever ask a guy out?

    I have.

  • Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?

    No.

  • Pet peeve:

    Being two faced, including yourself in my business, people who think they know everything and think they're hot shit.

  • Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

    I wouldn't say crush, but I've found a teacher I've had to be pretty attractive.

  • Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?

    Maybe.

  • If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you bring?

    I'd bring a boat so I could get off the island.

  • What was your first ever screenname? You don't have to say it if you still use it.

    I honestly don't remember. I used to make so many of them.

  • Most embarrassing moment:

    Grades seven and eight were just one big long embarrassing moment looking back at it haha.

  • What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?

    I've seen guys groom themselves too much. Personal hygiene is one thing, but sometimes it can be taken too far. I'm not into pretty boys.

  • When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!

    They new right when I was going on it.

  • Democrat, Republican or Green?

    Democrat.

  • Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?

    I don't hate any of my old friends from high school. Even the ones I've had falling outs with.

  • Explain the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence:

    Two is the number, too is like saying also or very, and to is a preposition

  • Definitely or definately?

    Definitely.

  • When a guy cries do you think he's weak?

    No, he's only human. If it's all the time, that might be too much.

  • Was there ever a nerdy/geeky/smart kid in high school you thought was kind of cute but never told him?

    Probably but I don't really remember haha.

  • Girl's worst fear:

    Probably being alone. Mine is dying before I get to travel the world.

  • Do you think you could eat all of your own hair without barfing?

    That's disgusting, no I couldn't.

  • What's your favorite videogame, if any?

    Sonic the hedgehog. Haha.

  • How many Twinkies could you eat?

    I don't like Twinkies.

  • Which celebrity do you think you look like?

    I've been told I look like Avril Lavigne but I don't see it.

  • What is the worst song in the world and why?

    A majority of the stuff on the radio is pretty bad. Why? Well have you listened to it?

  • Which canceled TV show would you bring back if you had the power?

    My So-Called Life and Freaks and Geeks.

  • What's the most awkward thing you've ever said to a professor?

    I've talked too fast to teacher and messed up words and it was weird.

  • What's worse, an annoying laugh or a really loud snore?

    Annoying laugh.

  • What is the one thing you wish you could do better than anyone?

    Dance

  • Who is the hottest female Disney character?

    Pocahontas is the best.

  • How many years were there between your first kiss and your first time?

    About four years apart.

  • Would you rather eat a tarantula or a snake?

    Snake

  • What's one male fashion accessory you could do without?

    I hate when guys wear flip flops.

  • What's the grossest habit you have?

    Smoking.

  • What's the meanest thing you ever said to another girl?

    Probably something immature like calling her a slut.

  • What's something no one knows about you?

    If there's something no one knows about me, there's probably a reason.

  • What's the most original thing a guy can do on a date?

    Come up with something besides the whole dinner and a movie thing. Lets go to a place I've never seen before.

  • What's the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you?

    Trying to get close to me in really sketchy ways.

  • Have you ever hooked up with someone directly because of Facebook? Explain.

    No

  • Do you ever just look at yourself naked in the mirror?

    Guilty haha

  • Who is, in your opinion, the sexiest woman alive? Would you make out with her?

    Brody Dale from the Distillers is the first to come to mind. And yeah hahah.

  • What was the last book you read?

    Clockwork Orange.

  • What clich

    It wouldn't.

  • What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?

    Aaah! Real Monsters

  • Have you ever hooked-up with more than one person in a night?

    My lips are sealed.

  • What was your shortest relationship and why did you break up?

    It was a week, which can hardly classify as a relationship. But I honestly don't remember the reason why.

  • Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman?

    Superman.

  • Who was your first celebrity crush?

    Jake Gyllenhaal.

  • Straight up, what's the scariest color?

    I didn't know colors can be scary. But they can be gross. And puke green is a pretty gross color.

  • What's more important to you, your brains or your looks?

    Brains.

  • What's your favorite noise? Also, try and spell it.

    Chhliiizk. Try to guess what it is.

  • Describe one time when you barfed.

    Feeling sick in the morning after a long night. You know the deal...

  • What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done, and survived?

    I've been close to getting into some bad car accidents because I wasn't paying attention. But I've learned my lesson.

  • The moon is beautiful, right? Would you sacrifice your favorite pet to save the moon?

    What?! No, no I would not.

  • Describe the first time you ever made out with someone.

    It was in my best friends back yard. She went inside and then I started making out with the guy who was also my first boyfriend at the time.

  • Supposing they aren't fugly, is there anything anyone could say to you that would automatically get you to hook up with them?

    No. It doesn't work like that, sorry.

  • How much more beautiful are you compared to other girls at your school?

    Ugh. I don't know, you tell me.

  • When was the last time you sat on Santa's lap?

    I don't think I ever have. When I was really little I would refuse to because I was scared hahah.

  • You're hot. That's a given. But can you do math? What's the quadratic formula?

    I'm more right brained then left. Math's not my thing.

  • What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?

    I don't know.

  • If you could live in any fantasy world, which one would it be and why?

    I don't care, as long as animals could talk.

  • What would it take for you to shave your head right now? Answer in something other than money.

    It would take a lot of guts that I don't have. Haha.

  • What're your thoughts on Lindsey Lohan?

    I don't care about celebrities. So she's a train-wreck? Whatever.

  • Why do girls use ellipsis (...) so often? Most of the time they don't even use them correctly and a comma (,) is really the punctuation they're looking for.

    I couldn't tell you. I haven't noticed it before. I think it's funny you put a comma in parentheses like someone wouldn't know what one was. But my question is why do girls uses q's instead of g's? That's what I want to know. I really don't get it.

  • What's your favorite Eleanor Roosevelt quotation?

    Don't have one.

  • Did you ever want to be a Spice Girl, and, if so, which one?

    I was a fan of them, but I wouldn't want to actually be one.

  • You have traveled back in time to kill Hitler. What will be your method of killing him?

    Bullet through the back of the head.

  • Can I cheat off of you on this test? Tilt your ScanTron toward me.

    Sure, but if you get caught it's your problem.

  • Would you ever keep a friend around who is less attractive entirely for the purpose of making yourself look even more attractive?

    That's pretty shallow and kinda scummy.

  • Do you, uh, know where the, uh, weight room is?

    No, sorry.

  • What dinosaur, fictional or real, was the best? Would make the best pet? Would be the tastiest?

    Pterosaur is the best and would be the best pet. And I don't think a dinosaur would be tasty.

  • How many pounds is "fat" to a girl?

    Depends on the girl.

  • Which fast food restaurant is sexier?

    Fast food isn't "sexy"

  • Who would you rather hook up with Kermit or Elmo?

    I'll pass.

  • Is there an age you don't want to reach? How old is too old?

    Late 60s is too old personally.

  • Be honest: do you exercise?

    Nope.

  • How many piercings do you have?

    Zero. I used have my lobes when I was younger but they got rejected. And a couple years ago I got my industrial bar but that got rejected too.

  • What do you want to be when you grow up?

    Famous artist.

  • First CD ever bought?

    Some Green Day CD I think.

  • Have you ever cheated on a test/boyfriend?

    On a test, yes. Boyfriend, no.

  • Favorite day of the week?

    Friday.

  • Do you wear a helmet when you bike?

    I haven't rode a bike in so long, but no I didn't.

  • What's your favorite article of clothing?

    My lace shirts and "customized" band tee-shirts.

  • Coffee or tea?

    Coffee.

  • Are you sugar, or spice?

    Spice;)

  • Favorite comedian?

    Ketchup.

  • Have you ever had to use crutches?

    Nope.

  • Do you collect anything?

    Cameras.

  • How many 5-year-olds could you beat in a fight? AT ONCE!

    Maybe four haha.

  • People who say "Reesies Piecies" instead of Reese's Pieces: What up with that?

    I never noticed that before haha. I probably do that too then.

  • Who would be your ideal mate if you were a dinosaur?

    A pterosaur?

  • Boxers or briefs or loin cloths?

    Boxers

  • If given the opportunity to travel back in time to the 80s, would you rock a pantsuit?

    Nope

  • What do you think is Abraham Lincoln's sexiest quality?

    When I think of Lincoln, "sexy qualities" don't really come to mind.

  • What's the thing that makes you laugh every time you see it?

    There's a lot of funny pictures I have that will always make me laugh.

  • What's your favorite Salman Rushdie novel?

    I've never read anything by him. But I'm open to recommendations.

  • Would you rather date Legolas or Aragorn? Why?

    I don't know who they are, sorry.

  • What is your snuggle policy? Are you adamantly against being big spoon?

    I don't care, just snuggle me.

  • Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean?

    Well the motion of the ocean can always chance.

  • If you had to burn bras, books, or witches, which would you burn and why?

    Burn bras. Because I think book burnings are a forms of censorship and witches aren't all that bad. Bras can just get in the way.

  • Drawing from your personal experience, state why you think all girls suck except for you.

    They seem to always need to create problems for attention.

  • If you HAD to get a tattoo on your face, what would it be of?

    It would probably be a design that I would draw up myself.

  • What's the best dance song of all time?

    Temperature by Sean Paul

  • Imagine we were about to get into a physical fight. What's your move for taking me down?

    Assuming you're a guy, a kick to the balls will probably do the trick.

  • Have you ever been straight up rejected when you went in to kiss someone?

    Nope

  • What's the least attractive piece of clothing you own?

    My over-sized comfy tee shirts.

  • If you could punch one person in the face with no repercussions, who would it be and why?

    George Bush, and I think that should be obvious.

  • What one food would you choose to live off for the rest of your life?

    I wouldn't want to do that because I'd probably get sick of it. But if I had to choose it would be sesame chicken.

  • If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

    Anywhere in Europe. I'd move from country to country every couple of years if I could.

  • What is one show you wished you were really into while it was on TV?

    I don't know, I'm not huge on TV.

  • What movie do you quote from the most?

    SLC Punk and lately Party Monster.

  • What movie will you stop and watch on TV, regardless of what you were doing?

    SLC Punk, Donnie Darko, American History X, Party Monster, the list could go on.

  • What famous person do you hear yourself compared to most?

    I've been told I look like Avril Lagvine, but I don't see it. And I've had my art compared to some of Tim Burton's stuff, which I don't really see either.

  • Besides model or actress, what's one career you wish you could pursue?

    Besides the art field, it would be cool to be a detective.

  • What is the oldest age you can be a virgin without it being weird?

    Twenty. But if you're twenty and a virgin you don't need to rush off and have sex. It's just a personal opinion.

  • If no one would ever find out, who is someone embarrassing you would like to make out with?

    Can't think of anyone, sorry.

  • Why do girls like elliptical machines so much?

    I don't see why they do either.

  • What was your best halloween costume?

    My pirate costume. And it was a lot better then the ones you find in some costume store.

  • How many days can I go without showering before you consider me undateable?

    A day.

  • Describe your ideal worst date.

    If it was to be all awkward

  • You're on an asteroid and your daughter's fiancee draws the short straw to sacrifice his life to divert it from destroying the Earth. What do you do?

    Find a giant laser that would destroy it?

  • Why does Nickelback suck so hard?

    Because they do.

  • What's the last lie you were caught in?

    I don't remember being caught in one.

  • Which Rocky opponent would you fight if you had to fight one?

    I'd fight them all.

  • If you HAD to pick one, which of the following would you say is most-likely real: Leprechauns, Bigfoot, or the Lochness Monster?

    Leprechauns

  • Rollercoasters or waterslides?

    Waterslides.

  • Have you ever made an online purchase you regret?

    Nope.

  • How good would a guy have to be at videogames for you to be impressed?

    That wouldn't impress me.

  • How hot is CollegeHumor's Jeff Rubin? Really hot, right?

    Very

  • Did you like Avatar?

    No I didn't and I fell asleep during it.

  • What was the last book your read twice?

    1984.

  • Are your friends mostly guys or mostly girls?

    A mix of both.

  • Is your mom on Facebook, and what does she do with it?

    She doesn't have one.

  • What's the point of really fancy underwear? I'm talking like the really high end stuff.

    I don't know either, you can get really fancy underwear that's sexy and not high end.

  • What's the strangest food you've ever eaten?

    Venice, and that's not even that strange.

  • If you could create your own mythical animal, what would you make, and what would you name it?

    It would be some kind of tiger/bat thing. But I'm not creative with names so I don't know.

  • If bananas were another color, what color would they be?

    I'd like to see an orange banana/

  • What band are you most ashamed of liking?

    I'm not ashamed of any of the music I listen to. Even the kind of lame stuff.

  • How long have you been a hot girl?

    Hahah, I don't know.

  • Ever done a master cleanse?

    No

  • Would you gain 25 pounds for $2500?

    Sure haha

  • Would you rather have sex once a day for the rest of your life or once a week for the rest of your life?

    Once a day.