Hypothesis: liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Let's test.

When you think about it, Halloween is just one big dream sequence.

Wooo wooo woo woo wooo.

If they were really into the costume, they all would have cut off a finger.

"Each costume hid eight beers to sneak into the club (2 more in the matrix of leadership).Not one to kiss and tell, but Soundwave told his roommates he was, "in an all night laser battle at Autobot City" after the greatest walk of shame ever."

Ok, THIS is madness.

"Took my about two months to make. And I will most likely get cancer from the melting plastic fumes...but it was all worth it. The door even opens up."