This gallery has everything. Hot girls? Check. Epic bacon sandwiches? Check. Bearataurs? Check.
Just realized that you probably have no idea what a bearataur is. Well, it's a half bear/half centaur that wields a giant spiked club. But words can't do it justice. You need to SEE a bearataur to truly understand how amazing it is. Just make sure you only look at them through pictures. If you see one in real life, you'll be turned to stone.
Or maybe that's Medusa.