...Chick-fil-A. Bliss comes in the form of sweet tea and a chicken biscuit.
Which cancelled TV show would you bring back if you had the power?Any old-school Nickelodeon shows- Legends of the Hidden Temple, GUTS, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Kablam!, Kenan and Kel... These shows touched me, in more ways than one.
Why do you deserve to be America's Hottest College Girl?Ten Reasons: 1. I'm like Dane Cook with boobs? 2. I love Sportscenter commercials and SEC football more than Stuart Scott's lazy eye. 3. I invented the word "styping" last week. (Like "sexting", but flirtatious typing...) 4. Major-league yabbos. 5. My mom signed me up for an online dating service over break, and I think everyone's votes would make her feel better about my situation. 6. I would give anything for one night with Jake and Amir... 7. Words like "twat waffle" and "slutmuncher" are part of my daily jargon. 8. I'm smart and ambitious. 9. SCCHHAA-WINNG!! 10. And, when I brush my hair, I'm kind of cute. Kind of.
What would it take for you to shave your head right now? Answer in something other than money.If Britney had another break-down, DEFINITELY. But otherwise, I really enjoy having untamed, long hair.
What are you doing in order to be more green?Texas has a great recycling program, and I try to utilize it every chance I get. Recycling paper, plastic, and car-pooling are definitely high priorities. Maybe group showering next? No...probably not... sorry boys.
What was the last thing you built with your bare hands?Last weekend, I signed up for community service. I thought I'd be painting, but I ended up digging 20 inch holes through rock and mud to install fence posts. I have a new found respect for manual labor.
Who is, in your opinion, the sexiest woman alive? Would you make out with her?Definitely Angelina Jolie. She's beautiful and her humanitarian efforts make me want to save the world. And yes, I would. Those lips? Check please!
Have you ever hooked-up with more than one person in a night?One Twin XL bed. Two gay guys. Bad Girls Club. We were definitely NOT playing games.
What (if any) secret talents do you have?They're not really secret, but...Britney Spears impressions. Yodeling. I spit N.W.A. rhymes. Bulldog facial expressions. I can drive a stick. Oh, and of course, I-a impersonate eh Borat veyrrryyy niceeea!
What's the most original thing a guy can do on a date?Not stare at my chest.
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