Americas Hottest College Girl 2009

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Briana

From West Hills, CA
22 / sophomore / Education
Los Angeles Pierce College

Tournament History

03.19  Briana vs Victoria  Round 1
03.31  Briana vs Rebecca  Round 2
04.09  Briana vs Alisa  Round 3

Details

Would you ever consider hooking up with one of your professors?

What else do you think I am thinking about when my 65 year old professor speaks in theorem?

You know how the pythagorean theorem turns me on.
Me (squared) plus Professor Arden (squared) = hot and saxy lovee...(squared)

Have you ever legitimately had a pillow fight at an all girl slumber party?

Yes. And we painted our toenails, experimented with lesbianism, and danced around in our underpants to Britney Spears.
:P

What's your favorite videogame, if any?

Fucken' guitar hero, fool!
I dare anyone to test me at my Expert (yes, Expert) skills.

Favorite 90's one hit wonder?

Is that even a real question?

"I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You otha brothas kant deneye.
When a girl walks in wit an itty bitty waist and round thing in your fayce you get SPRUNG."

What's the farthest you've ever been from your house?

...I've never left my house :[

How do you feel about Affirmative Acti- just kidding, what color are your panties?

How do you feel about me in my birthday su--just kidding. What are your thoughts on foreign policy?

;]

Is there anything anyone could say to you that would automatically get you to hook up with them?

"Hey! I know you! Let's makeout!"

hahahaha omg no

If you had to gorge yourself on fast food what would you get?

are you kidding me?! rnIt's all about Tommies! Number 2, No tomatoes No pickles, extra chilli with Cheese Fries and a Coke.rnrnmmmm mmmm mmmm

How many years were there between your first kiss and your first time?

I believe 3?

Who is the hottest female Disney character?

Although this is not technically a disney character, she does show face in Disneyland, so I am making her count.

Jessica Rabbit is the hottest female character in the history of animated film hahahaha
"I'm not bad, I', just drawn that way"

BUT. If I had to go with "trademark disney" Im totally diggin' esmerelda from the Hunchback of Notre Dame. A tambourine-playing gypsy? Tasty.