Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down, And I'd like to take a minute, Just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air...Classic.
What's the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you?When I was sixteen an old customer at my coffee shop, who had a daughter older then me, asked me out to Red Lobster. I declined the step mom position as politely as possible.
Describe the first time you ever made out with someone.AWKWARD. In front of this pizza joint, and no joke three cops were sitting inside watching my first kiss through the window. They just laughed at us. Super romantic.
What is your dumper:dumpee ratio?100 to 0... Haven't found someone that can quite keep up yet
What's the most original thing a guy can do on a date?Do something other then dinner and a movie. It's overrated. Take me to do something original.. Show me your kind side giving out beer to random homeless people or be outgoing and crash a wedding reception with me, somethin fun!
Would you ever consider hooking up with one of your professors?hahah..How'd you know my fetish for sixty five year old balding men in tweed suits talking physics?
What would you say if your future children Googled your name and found out you were America's Hottest College Girl?Be damn proud cuz those are your genes!
How do you feel about Affirmative Acti- just kidding, what color are your panties?wouldn't you like to know..
Who is the hottest female Disney character?Definitely Jasmine from Aladdin, Off the hook for being a cartoon character and not afraid to wear that scandalous outfit either. Ursula is a close second.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?Amsterdam. You can have some good clean fun out there.. and it's even legal!