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03.20
Jennifer vs
Alexis Round 1
04.01
Jennifer vs
Leila Round 2 
04.09
Jennifer vs
Courtney Round 3 Oh man this is a good one, I need to think of who makes the most money in the world. Whoever THAT guy is I want to be better than him!!! haha Not that it can't be a girl, crap why does it have to be just one thing? Why can't I be the best at EVERYTHING? haaa jk If I really really had to pick I would say running. I ran in high school and I couldn't stand losing it made me so mad!
If you had to gorge yourself on fast food what would you get?Okay my ultimate fatty night consists of a double decker cheeseburger from Wendy's (ahhh the goodness of the square hamburger), french fries from McDonalds (extra salty please), a strawberry milkshake from In N Out and if I had enough room I would top that off with going to Applebee's and ordering that chocolate fudge thing with vanilla ice cream. Have you ever tried that? It's freaking sinful... and yes I have sinned many times... ;]
How many years were there between your first kiss and your first time?See here is the dilemma on this question, what exactly do you mean by first time eh? No one gets near my cash and prizes without express approval from me. For some reason guy's think that a few sweet words will get you into those heavenly gates of goodness (hahahhahaha). Basically I am not going to tell you so stick that in your juice box and suck it. :D
What was the last thing you built with your bare hands?Oh dear hmmmm... a voodoo doll of my ex S____n HAHAHA jkkkk Sadly, for me, I have never been artistic though believe me I tried! I took ceramics my sophmore year of high school so I would assume the last thing I made in there were these square tiles and I painted on a pattern. It actually turned out pretty cool because you know who can skrew up making nine exactly even square tiles out of a mold? Yeah, you asked.
Worst dare you ever completed?Oh this is funny and I hope my parents read this and just shake their heads but more than likely they will be mad ha. So this one night I was playing this game with 10 red cups and two balls and if the other team was able to make all ten cups without re-racking me and my girly partner must strip and run down the street and back. Well, me being the competitive person I am said "You're bleeeeeping on losers!!!" Needless to say, we lost. Besides that I can't think of any other dares besides the ones made in 7th grade of "Ohhh call that boy and tell him so and so likes him!" [insert extreme giggle fest] Yeah I'm a daredevil I know.
What's the meanest thing you ever said to another girl?Ouch I have been known to make other girls cry. I don't mean to but stuff comes out of my mouth that is totally inappropriate. The worst one I must have said is the one to my bestfriend Amanda Marie DeVillez (the most amazing redhead you'll ever meet!) We were arguing about whatever and she said well all you do is spend all your time with Maryann and I retorted it's because she doesn't need pills to make her happy! Yeah I'm a horrible person, she was going through a rough time and I threw it back in her face. Trust me I have repented! We have been bestfriends for ten years!!!
What was your shortest relationship and why did you break up?hahahahahahahha Remember that ex I was telling you about? S____n! I really am not sure if I am allowed to say names... It was a month long (I think) and consisted of him yelling at me for the weirdest things. If you haven't put your amazing intellect to good use I'll state the obvious: I'm a pretty funny chick (get it from my daddy). I like to go crazy and do weird things, BUT even I have my downtimes and he got mad when I was tired haha. I'm sure there was more but to me that was the reason :D But really we just were not compatible and that was that. He's a great guy ladies! Just not for me :D
What game show would you be the best on?Well crap I don't watch a lot of TV so is there a game show for people who keep up on the latest books? haha is survivor a game show or reality show? WAIT I HAVE IT!!! That Rock of Love show! I would totally play it cool and be like, "Brett, you know me, I am here for the RIGHT reasons and I think I'm falling for you!" He believes it EVERYTIME!!! lmao I would totally win, then become famous and have my OWN reality TV show mwuwhahaha where do I sign up?
Would you rather eat a tarantula or a snake?Bleghhhhhhhh. A snake and that blows because I LOVE snakes ha. But here's the reasoning: you can disguise a snake into a hot dog or something and smother it in that delicacy many people call ketchup! (Heinz please) However, one cannot disguise the fact that they are eating a crunchy, slightly hairy tarantula. Does anyone have a barf bucket?
Dream job:Well this one is fairly easy, I would either love to A. Model and be fabulously wealthy B. Be the one actually taking the pictures of gorgeous women/men or C. Do what I am working towards right now....go to Law School, practice then become a Professor at a big University. I know I am so cool right? Just ask that one guy with the face who wears pants he will tell you... :D
