Americas Hottest College Girl 2009

Tournament History

03.18  Keely vs Arline  Round 1
03.30  Keely vs Brittany  Round 2
04.8  Keely vs Lisa  Round 3
04.14  Keely vs Kathleen  Round 4
04.16  Keely vs Kristy  Round

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I believe that my first celebrity crush was David Bowie. He played the Goblin King in the 1980s movie "Labyrinth," which I loved, and I just thought he was so hot. Maybe it was his androgyny, because his character wore a lot of eye make-up and had exceptionally long hair. There is this crazy drugged dream sequence in the movie where Bowie's amazing song, "As The World Falls Down," is playing and he is all done up in this elaborate masquerade ball costume. That scene was just the end-all, be-all on hotness to me when I was four years old. To be honest, it still is.

This is a pretty hilarious story in my opinion. If nothing else, it's such a good example of how the preteen mind works. Okay, so it all went down in seventh grade at the tender age of twelve. I had a crush on a boy named John, so I told him that I'd make out with him if I were his girlfriend. So, naturally, he asked me out, and we planned where this romantic event would take place. Both of our houses were off limits (parental supervision). The logical choice was, of course, the boy's bathroom. I'm pretty sure it was my idea actually. So after school that day, we met up outside of the boy's bathroom, and proceeded to make out in a stall. We stood about a foot apart with our hands at our sides, and I remember hoping our braces wouldn't get stuck together. I called all of my friends that night and told them what a magical moment it was. And then John dumped me three days later.

I like fast food a little too much, so this really wouldn't be difficult for me. First I would start with my fast food standby from McDonald's: a ten-piece Chicken McNugget with ranch and barbeque sauce and a Coke (NOT Diet Coke. I don't do diet colas). Then, if I were really going to go all out in gorging myself, I'd follow it up with a Nacho Cheese Chicken Gordita from Taco Bell, and maybe a Chipotle burrito the size of my head to top it all off. Like I said, I'm a fast food connoisseur. If I didn't exercise I would probably have similar proportions to Jabba the Hutt, because I don't diet.

Oh, I'm so happy this is one of my questions. I seriously spend more time reading than anything else, even sleeping or studying, and I rarely watch TV (except South Park). The last book that I read cover to cover was a reread of "Candide: Or, Optimism," by Voltaire. For those of you who don't know, "Candide" is a French satirical novel written in the eighteenth century, which mocks the overly optimistic philosophy that this is “the best of all possible worlds." It's a fun, picaresque novel and a quick read. My favorite books, however, would have to be The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, Watchmen, and Me Talk Pretty One Day.

No, I do not. I am way too capricious of a person to forever ink my body with something that I will probably regret almost immediately. Although, after the seventh and final installment in the epic tale of Harry Potter came out, I really wanted to get a tattoo of the Hogwarts school crest. This is why I'm glad I've never gotten a tattoo. If I did, I'd probably pick something completely ridiculous like that. Plus, I've heard that you can't be in the CIA if you have a tattoo, and I don't want to rule out that career option.

My greatest asset is my character. You can lose beauty, forget knowledge, ruin your reputation, but, if you choose to, you will always have the character that you've forged yourself.

I really don't watch much TV! But if I had to choose, it would be Batman The Animated Series.

The farthest I have been from Duluth, MN, the land of ice and snow, would have to be Cozumel, Mexico. I hope to study abroad in England within the next couple of years though.

Either or, and I wouldn't mind. In fact, I like some RPGs myself. I spent about half of winter break this year playing Fable 2 with my boyfriend (I was a good girlfriend and got it for him for Christmas). I'd rather date a guy who was really into video games or Star Trek than a guy who was really into drugs.

I can recite the birth, death, marriage, and other important dates of all the Tudor monarchs. Tudor England is my great passion in life, and I will gladly give an impromptu lecture on Henry VIII to anyone who asks. Or doesn't ask.