Americas Hottest College Girl 2009

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Melissa

From Dassel, MN  
20 / senior / Film Studies
University of Minnesota Moorhead

Tournament History

03.18  Melissa vs Lisa  Round 1

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What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?

Most definetly watched Recess everyday after school, even though it was ALWAYS a repeat. I still love it. If we can talk movies, I will always and have always loved A Goofy Movie. I rock the soundtrack in my car and could probably act it out shot by shot if you dared me. I DARE YOU TO DARE ME!

What's the last book you read? Front to back.

Walden, although it was the millionth time. Whenever I get bored I end up picking it up and reveling in its timeless glory. I wouldn't mind living in the woods for a year, as long as a could bring my dog. And the wii.

Dream job:

Well lets see
-Elderly hugger
-Dog frolicke
-Gummy bear taste
-Evil-people castrato
Or I suppose I could just settle for a job in my film major. How cliche would that be?

Have you ever legitimately had a pillow fight at an all girl slumber party?

Not unless you count the pillow fights my sister and I use to have in elementary. But we were wearing footy pajamas and were actually rather violent and out for blood. So unless you're a sadistic pedo, you will be disappointed.

Calvin or Hobbes?

Hobbes. He is so much more imaginative and furry, which are two huge pluses in my book. If only they would write him into Family Circus...

Have you ever hooked up with someone directly because of Facebook? Explain.

No. Despite the fact that it has a stalker-feed, its much easier to avoid stalkers on facebook than myspace, where the pedo's roam. Although, last time I was featured on this website, many a stranger added me. If I get raped or seriously murdered (you know, unlike moderately murdered) my lawyers will be in touch with you!

Would you ever consider hooking up with one of your professors?

No no no. I'm really into the old, adorable decrepid men who have more ear and eyebrow hair than the hair on their head. Unfortunately, all my professors are incredibly young, hip, respectable types. Most of which have a good head of hair yet.

What cliché pick-up line would work on you?

Can I tell you what didn't work? Line: You know you're perfect, You're hot enough that I can go out in public with you but not too hot that I have to be afraid of someone trying to steal you. Well, geez, thanks a million!

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

Not Fargo. I would like to go live with Mogli and his animal friends in the jungle. That would be pretty nice.
Northe California has been looking mighty appealing also. As much as my major calls for L.A. or New York, I really don't think I am big enough of a city girl to handle it.

What was your shortest relationship and why did you break up?

Are we talking facebook official? Because then I've only had two very long term. I unofficially dated a guy off and on over the summer I graduated. He made up all these excuses as to why we couldn't officially date-which just means I wasn't worth it, so I ended it. Good decision Melissa :) (see pick up line)