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04.11  Kelly vs Sarah  Round 1

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My favorite movie is this youtube compilation: http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARornrnHOW'D IT GET BURNED??

I got my boyfriend's gas changed for him while he was busy in school. I also feed him french fries while he's driving so he doesn't have to hazardly reach for them. Yum.

I wanna teach elementary school because kids kick ass. My secret dream is to be on TV hosting something because I like holding microphones and smiling a lot.

This year is still young, but I'd have to say Miami seeing Fat Joe at this huge club called Mansion. They made it rain dollar bills all over everyone and me and my girlfriends were front and center. Afterwards I was like "did either of you guys save a make it rain dollar for a souvenir? No? Oh, that's okay, I'm sure that won't be the last time money falls from the sky all over me." It was good because I got to check that one off my list of things to do to maintain awesomeness.

This is tough, I have a lot of favorites BUT the winner has to be "I Wear My Sunglasses At Night". It's such a good song that Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) stole it! Close second? You know it's "Jessie's Girl".

I mean I'm good with a six piece. I really like honey mustard with it but NOT HEINZ brand. If I see the Heinz kind I cry. They need to stick to mayonnaise and stop ruining my chicken nugget-consuming life. It tastes like ear wax and sorrow.

Mister Rogers makes me feel loved and safe and teaches me how crayons are made. Bob Ross makes me feel relaxed while forcing me to look at his afro. Rogers wins for me.

This is a girly question for CollegeHumor. I don't really have a 'fantasy wedding,' but I guess the locale would be somewhere tropical and it would be cool to somehow involve animals, like a panda ring bearer and a monkey bar tender. My favorite animal is a manta ray and if anyone can figure out a way to involve one in my wedding, let me know.

I was on Chain Reaction, if anyone's ever heard of that. It's on GSN, and I did pretty good. However, I would probably do the best on Double Dare because I got to practice at my brother's Double Dare themed birthday party in the early 90s.

Trident, either the watermelon kind or the flavor orange. Girls fall for dick heads because of too many hormones in milk and global warming. Also alien mind control rays.