Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do. May 21, 2003 Link http://maddox.xmission.com/26_things.html Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Recommended Comments () HotlinkOnly 500 things? Amateur. HotlinkRespnose to "Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do" Hotlink"My family and friends are rotting corpses trying to feed on my brains. AWESOME!" HotlinkFootball coaches do the darndest things (like stage their own deaths) HotlinkIf only the guy from "Saw" were a woman. Then I'd bet the things on the list could be a lot crueler HotlinkThere are plenty of things I'd rather do than watch the world series: win the lottery, make out with Megan Fox, participate in an around the world balloon race, etc. Comments ()