"My neighbors are stealing my wireless Internet access. I could encrypt it, or I could have fun"

Computer programmers make great pranks. All I could've done would have been to put up a password, or set their house on fire.

I don't know why this guy's mad, I'd be pumped to have someone in a ninja costume at my party

E-mail prank about going to a neighbor's party.

Late Halloween Hotties

I know, I know. It's more than a week after Halloween. But do hot girls in revealing costumes ever get old? I'm gonna go with no. Sexy pirates and vampires are never out of season.In fact, we should i …

6 Absurd Movie and TV Plot Twists That Actually Happened

Did you know that knocking someone out and stealing their uniform actually works? It's awesome. That's how I got my job, kinda. But instead of knocking someone out and stealing their uniform I sent in …

Britain's Finest

Still mad about the American Revolutionary War? I know I was. I'm the type that inherits grudges and then keeps them for an insanely long period of time. That was until Britain gave us Keeley Hazell.S …

Kids are the worst. I'm glad I was never one

Sh*t my kids ruined.