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video:POV: Dorm Bathroom
To research this video, we interviewed a grimy loofah.
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video:EA Responds to Tiger Woods Glitch
The only glitch is that Tiger can miss.
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video:CH Live NYC: Jacqueline Novak
Breaking up, marriage, and doggy style.
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video:Urban Olympics
They don't teach you about these events in school.
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video:Hardly Working: Birthdays
Party planning can be such a hassle.
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video:Showoff gets Knocked Out
Dancing. Rookie mistake.
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video:CH Videogames Weekly
Ry-u? Roo? Ree-oo?
Just In…
| Year | Senior |
| School | Rutgers University |
- Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
- No. I went to Catholic school all my life so most of my teachers have been old nuns and priests. Noo thank you.
- You know that noise Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor makes on Home Improvement? Try and type it.
- Groogh groogh grogh..? I think?
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CH Live NYC: Jacqueline Novak
9 hours ago
Jacqueline Novak got her start in stand-up a few years ago at Wiseacres Comedy Club in the back of a Best Western Hotel in Virginia while still college. Though that type of inaugural gig would send most people running in the opposite direction, the Georgetown alum moved to NYC after graduation to further pursue comedy. Jacqueline has gone on to become one of the city's fastest-rising comics.
The Mount Kisco native has been featured on XM Radio and the Comedy Central on Campus Tour. With a dirty mind and innocent delivery, the 25-year-old tours the country and is a favorite in NYC comedy clubs. The CH staff was thrilled to have her at our first show in July at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. (BTW, we're having our August show tonight at 9:30. Reservations are sold out, but there will be a standby line)
If you'd like Novak to perform at your college or the back of your Best Western, contact info@oliviawingateartists.com. For more info, please visit JacquelineNovak.com or MySpace.com/JNComic.
"Beach day today. What to wear, what to wear.. Here's a nice conservative bathing suit that covers all of my unmentionables. WRONG. I don't even know why I own this gross one-piece. There's so much fabric, it's disgusting. No, today is a day for a thong th-thong thong thong.
"Hmmmm. What else... Oh my God, this tube top is perfect. Maybe my tits will fall out and I'll get on the news. That would be so awesome. No, that will be so awesome. I'm going to body surf until I expose myself to every photographer in Miami. Today is going to rule."
Two-Fer Episode 2: Carats and Conflicts
12 hours ago
With the help of Old Spice, we sent our spies Fran and Brandon into the streets of Manhattan to prove once and for all whether the legend of the two-fer is fiction or fact.
| Year | Sophomore |
| School | Humboldt State |
- Funniest sex term:
- Cockslap is pretty good, in the context of a tough love sort of situation.
Simple Ways to Slack Off at Work
by Hallie Cantor yesterdaySome people think that slacking off at work means concocting elaborate alibis about mysterious recurring dental ailments just to cautiously sneak out a few precious minutes early. These people are wrong. Slacking off can be as easy as falling off a log...while you're sleeping...and a powerful tornado is blowing you off the log. Choose any of these effortless tricks and you too can become a World Champion Slacker!
Build a periscope for your cubicle. By placing mirrors at precisely the right angle within a bent tube made of connected toilet paper rolls, you'll be able to be slack off from 9 to 5 without fearing an unexpected visit from the boss man. Nothing will help you relax at work like constantly monitoring your surroundings!
The Ol' Type 'n Switch
In your spare time, record yourself typing a 50-page paper (preferably a defense of the physico-theological proof of the existence of God in Kant's Critique of Pure Reason, though the work of any 18th-century German philosopher will do!). Then play the recording when you're at work. The sound of your diligent, thoughtful key-tapping will mask the violent stabbing of the space bar as you gleefully shoot at alien spaceships.
Athlete Matchups
by Scott Bennett yesterdayNow that Michael Phelps is an Olympian athlete of unheard proportions, let's take a close look at the efforts behind the man and how his daily training compares with the routines and actions of all our other favorite present-day sports stars.
Michael Phelps:(in correlation with 8,000-10,000 calorie per day diet) 3 sandwiches of fried eggs, cheese, lettuce, tomato, fried onions and mayo, 1 omelet, abowl of grits, 3 slices of french toast, and some chocolate chip pancakes.
Mike Tyson: Smoked sausage, cooked ham, protein shake, dreams of others, small children
Michael Vick: Bread, water, a freshly tossed salad
Takeru Kobayashi: An entire Denny's
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!
And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!
I used my parents laptop the other day and closed the lid once I was finished. This was apparently the first time anyone had closed the laptop because I got a phone call from my mom an hour later at work asking me "to not mess with the home computer and to put the screen back on when I got done with work."
Alex P.
My grandpa got a magic 8-ball during a gift swapping game at a familyChristmas party. We told him to ask it a question, and he held it up tohis mouth and asked "Where's Beijing?"
Charlie N, Penn State
When I was younger, my mom would tell me every night to get off the computer because "bad people go on the internet at night."
deana l.
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An Awesome URL and Simple Site for when you need to tell someone you're mad (NSFW)
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It could be anything. It could even be a boat
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Pretty Weird, kind of artsy, really neat, and fun
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All you recent grads can fight over this job opening
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At least they still have their dignity. Wait, I take that back
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God Bless America (NSFW)
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This is going to be a lot less cute when the tigers grow up and maul their mother
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I bet celebrities secretly love it when we take pictures of them on vacation
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This is why you shouldn’t drink and do gymnastics
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I'd be willing to be killed by mysterious forces if it meant being stuck on an island with Kate
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Simple sites: Couldn't be any simpler than this. The URL says it all
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Obama may lose if he doesn't court the Asians-Who-Live-Above-Frozen-Yogurt-Stores demographic
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Why should secretaries get to have all the fun?
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At least it's all positive feedback
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The only way to deal with underage college drinking? Legalize it
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Truck just barely beats train
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Holly Valance is the best thing to come out of Australia. Her or boomerangs
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Bikinis on Kate Beckinsale are the best kind of bikinis
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Finally, someone had the balls to say Ghandi was a dick
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A movie with hot girls in it!?
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