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video:Really, Really Light Beer
Introducing Virkshauzer Lite: The world's first sports beer.
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video:Jake and Amir: Locked Out
Sometimes when you're angry, you take things out on people who don't deserve it.
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video:World's Worst Morning After
"No. Leave me. This feels right."
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video:Excessive Rooster
We get it.
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video:QB Chokeslam
An original play from Coach Paul Bearer.
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video:Internet Pet Store
Viral video fame is man's new best friend.
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video:My Super Bittersweet 16
The consequences of bling.
CH Live: NYC - Donald Glover
15 hours ago
Having just started comedy five years ago at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, comedian Donald Glover is one of NYC's fastest rising stand-up acts. Not only is the recent NYU graduate one-third of the sketch supergroup Derrick Comedy, he's also been featured on NBC's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and, oh yeah, is an Emmy award-winning staff writer for a little show called "30 Rock." When the 25-year-old Atlanta native takes the stage, he delights crowds of all kinds with his energetic delivery and hilarious observations on some of life's touchier topics, like relationships and stereotypes.
If you'd like to book Donald to perform at your club or college, please contact Dianna McGunnigle at CAA: (212) 277-9000. To learn more, find Donald on Facebook.
Come to the next CollegeHumor Live: NYC show. January 29th, 9:30 at the UCB theatre. Only $5! For reservations, click here.
| Year | Freshman |
| School | University of Rhode Island |
- What's something you do if you really like a guy?
- Cook him dinner... He's gotta be really deserving though. I am like the WolfGang Puck of Rhode Island.
- What’s your beauty secret?
- Showering and brushing my teeth. Hopefully that's not a secret though...
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.
Would You Rather...
- Know when you are going to die, or know how you are going to die? From Jake
- Hear Ben Stein read a long novel all the way through, or watch every Richard Simmons video in one sitting? From Ian
- Have your hands always smell like feces to everyone, or always smell feces in the air while no one else does? From Jared
- Have 100 dogs that would do whatever you said, or 1000 cats that would do whatever you said? From Omar
- Be able to do a handstand for 10 minutes but no one sees it or do a sick somersault in front of a hottie? From Trevor
- Be named something normal like John or Jeff or have the worst parents ever WHY DID YOU NAME ME ORMAL?! From Ormal
- Kill a Cheetah that was attacking you and have it's baby cubs die or get maimed by the Cheetah but the cubs are so grateful that they become your loyal pets? From Suzie
Finally, this week's winner of the Chill Dude Award is Frank, who sent in this.
- Take a long drive or whatever? from Frank
My kinda guy.
If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.
The 8 Best BUDdy Comedies of All Time - Part 1
from Ben Joseph 19 hours ago
Half-Baked
The Buddies: Four (then) mid-level stand-up comics of various ethnicities.
Euphemism of Choice: Mary Jane, which is also, in an example of sloppy screenwriting, the name of Dave Chappelle's love interest. Man, did anybody proofread this thing?
Why It Makes The List: Trust us, it's not as funny as you remember, but it still feels endearingly like four friends just decided to make a movie. Also, it's nice to remember when we didn't have to share Chappelle with Chip Brewster from Sig Ki. (Rick James! Ha, remember? Remember when he said that?)
AnnaLynne McCord is Hotter Than us
20 hours ago
Famous people are better looking than us. Why wouldn't they be? Being stared at is in their job description. But it takes a special degree of hotness to star in shows like 90210, that exist solely to show off the beauty of the cast.
AnnaLynne McCord is so attractive that she was chosen to play the role of "Hot Girl" on The O.C. Since I've never seen the show, I can only assume that the character was some sort of superhero who utilized her special hotness powers to destroy evil.
Either that or she was an extra.
Snowball
from Fatawesome 21 hours ago
Nate Robinson Put Back Slam
You know, it's a good thing basketball exists, otherwise what would you do if you were 5'7" and could jump four feet in the air? I guess traveling freakshow. Which in a sense, is what the NBA is!
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| Year | Freshman |
| School | Meredith College |
- Geekiest thing about you:
- I'm really interested in the European monarchies. I've probably read close to every book there is on the British royal family.
- Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?
- NO, never. That's so strange. Besides, spooning is for the weak.
- How much money is in your savings account?
- more than Lil Wayne's
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!
And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!
Alex J., Dickinson College
My grandma insists my cell phone is a blackberry..because it's black.
Kim York, Mcgill University
Hotlinks
Weird stuff we found on the web
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Black people aren't the only shade of people with their own Web browser anymore!
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I wouldn't even eat that for $10. It'd have to be at least $15
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If only the show moved this fast
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It's so convenient you may as well submit one after every test or paper this semester
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Game: Neon Disks. It's may be a Peggle ripoff, but at least that means it's fun
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Drink with style
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It's been a good year for Jessica Alba
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Silly puppy. Why won't you run away like a good dog?
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Take a lesson in Babeology
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The best news stories of men humping things
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That skier is extreme as hell. He's really taking it to the next level (maybe nsfw)
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Some guy's nearly fatal autoerotic asphyxiation reminds everyone what Christmas is all about
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Now any Web site can be delicious
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Ruin a Superbowl Poll: Everyone vote New Flavor Pitch, our buddy Pete Holmes is in it and if they win they'll show it during the Super Bowl
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Awwww, they're ready to take the next step in their relationship. Adorable!
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I would love to be "Friends" with her. L-O-L-Z!
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She's pretty hot I guess
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Looking at her is more fun than playing pogs. And I LOVE Pogs
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Colbert will ALSO do it live
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AnnaLynne McCord is Hotter Than us
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